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from russell on dvdvr boards who typed it out.

Stacy : "Now let's bring out the remaining five diva contestant winners !"

* girls enter

Stacy : "Tonight, we're gonna narrow it down to the final four. Who will it be ? Will it be Joy, Amy, Carmella, Maria, or Christi ?" And the eliminated Diva is...Maria."

*crowd boos*

* Maria hugs everyone but Carmella, to whom she flips the bird."

Stacy: "Now we're not gonna waste any time here tonight. One of the most important skills for being a WWE diva is the ability to speak in front of a live audience. And as we've seen before you guys don't always get along..but we're gonna have a little contest we like to call "Diss the Diva". So just because you haven't gotten along before we're gonna have a referree come out just to make sure there's no unneccesary roughness. Now you each will have 30 seconds and you must diss each one of the fellow contstants..so, Joy - your 30 seconds starts now !"

*cue 30 second clock in corner of the screen*

Joy: (to Amy) "Hmmm (squeezes Amy's bikini clad breasts) a little too firm for my tastes"

Joy: (toChristi) "Christi, hunny you like to spank it ..I think you need to learn how to get a good spanking. (playfully slaps at Christi's buttocks) Yeah ! That's right ! Whoooo !"

Joy: (To Carmella) "Carmella, you talk a lot of shit but you've got a gap so wide you could drive a truck right through there babay. Anything else to say ? Noooo. Carmella has nothing, she's weak and little. She doesn't even want to be a diva, you guys... (feigns a slap as Carmella pulls back) ..yeah, that's what I thought. "

Stacy: Alright. Alright, Amy, lets see what you got."

Amy: (To Joy) "Joy, you need to learn how to lick a pie"

Amy: (to Christi) "Christi, you need to SETTLE your ass down."

Amy: (to Carmella) "Whore, you don't have any respect for the WWE. You don't know shit about wrestling. Having a cock in your mouth has nothing to do with wrestling..biatch."

Stacy: "Whoooa...kay. Alright, Carmella, here's your chance to fight back"

Carmella: (To Amy) "I thought you weren't jealous of me, Amy. You didn't...you didn't want to be me, right ?

Amy : (miming stinky breath) "You have bad breath"

Carmella: "Alright, alright.. you didn't want to be me ? Who tried out for Playboy, Amy ? And they laughed ! They laughed."

Carmella: (to Joy) "And, Joy, what a great role model you are, mom. What a great role model."

Joy: (Joy thrusts out her ass and begins to gyrate frantically)

Carmella: "Talk shit on Tv...(becomes aware of frantic gyration) yeah..shake that fat ass ! Shake. That. Fat. Ass. Shake your fat ass."

Carmella: (To Christi) "Christi, I hope you win, honey. That's all I have to say. If I don't win this contest, I hope you win..that's all I got to say."

Stacy: "Okay, Christi..lets see what you got."

Christi: "Didn't your mothers tell you not to mess with fire ? It's hot..and I will burn you."

Christi: (To Joy) "Joy, is this (shakes breasts mockingly) the only thing you can do ?"

Christi: (To Amy) "Amy, it looks like you've been sucking on something (indecipherable) because those lips look like a (indecipherable)."

Christi: (To Carmella) "And, Carmella, you're a cum sucking gutter slut. You guys, I may come down on all of you !" (performs emphatic split and then pounds canvas to punctuate this achievement.)

Stacy: "I like your flexibility"

 

[DMczaf]

:lol

That was awesome, I just saw it. FINALLY something interesting happens during these segments.

 

[MC Safety]

Ah, the WWE. Nothing but class.

 

[Neo_ZX]

Wow I wonder how much of that was aired?

 

[bjork]

This was on raw?

The show has gotten stupider than I thought.

 

[Ripclawe]

:lol

That was awesome, I just saw it. FINALLY something interesting happens during these segments.

I can't stop laughing at this part

Joy: (Joy thrusts out her ass and begins to gyrate frantically)

Carmella: "Talk shit on Tv...(becomes aware of frantic gyration) yeah..shake that fat ass ! Shake. That. Fat. Ass. Shake your fat ass."

frantic ass gyrations are funny!!

 

[Fifty]

You know you've made it big when these are your lines.

 

[Neo_ZX]

No matter who wins, we lose.

Sadly, the best person to win it is probably the redhead.

 

[Bog]

My power was out all night. Did they actually air this stuff?

 

[Grifter]

Think of all your years throwing Nitro parties. This was even better.

 

[impirius]

That transcript is a joke, right?

....right?

 

[Alex Anderson]

This was live on the east coast, so most of it made it through. They censored the "shits" and the "cum," but Amy's "Having a cock in your mouth" got through. They almost missed a "shit" I think. FCC will love it ^_^

 

[impirius]

This was live on the east coast, so most of it made it through. They censored the "shits" and the "cum," but Amy's "Having a cock in your mouth" got through. They almost missed a "shit" I think. FCC will love it ^_^

Oh man... that's even better than the Nitro where the censors missed an entire segment of Kevin Nash cursing up a storm at Vince Russo.

 

[Dkong]

I just saw this in the Cow Palace myself. It was pretty funny but I'd really rather not be bored with this crap . The rest of the show wasn't anything special either, but it was my first time to actually visit a wrestling show, so I still had a lot of fun.

 

[ManDudeChild]

In a more ideal world trash like that would be killed at birth.

 

[evil ways]

Bunch of classy gals.

 

[Minotauro]

I'm glad someone took the time to transcribe that nonsense. I couldn't even watch. I literally went upstairs until it was over.

 

[mightynine]

FCC can do exactly nothing on this since it was on cable.

And yes, the bleep caught some, but not all of this. It was like watching an old Stone Cold promo (not in terms of quality, of course, just cussin').

 

[FortNinety]

I haven't watched Raw in over a year, and I decided to tune in last night, of all nights. Bad move...

 

[dskillzhtown]

From what I have read, families in attendance were not too happy with this, obviously.

Vince is so predictable, if something is going bad, add some raunch to it. I have no idea how this can be seen as a positive for WWE. This definitely does not make me want to watch the next segment of the Diva Search.

 

[ManDudeChild]

From what I have read, families in attendance were not too happy with this, obviously.

Vince is so predictable, if something is going bad, add some raunch to it. I have no idea how this can be seen as a positive for WWE. This definitely does not make me want to watch the next segment of the Diva Search.

I don't think anyone should be happy with that. I mean the concept of "professional wrestling" ... or should I say "sports entertainment", is foolish enough without whores.

 

[pilonv1]

Carmella: "Talk shit on Tv...(becomes aware of frantic gyration) yeah..shake that fat ass ! Shake. That. Fat. Ass. Shake your fat ass."

I believe the word "Mom" was in there somewhere too. Utterly amazing to see and hear this on modern television.

 

[shuri]

I was flipping channels until I stumbled on that historical happening in modern television history. It was utterly retarded. Wrestling is going down the drain. I miss the '80.

 

[G4life98]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you guys...that shit was hilarious and i fanally wasnt bored to death watching those dummies bounce and giggle like idiots.

the wwe is always at its best when it has a little well placed raunch...well, maybe more than a little

 

[dskillzhtown]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you guys...that shit was hilarious and i fanally wasnt bored to death watching those dummies bounce and giggle like idiots.

the wwe is always at its best when it has a little well placed raunch...well, maybe more than a little

What you find hilarious, I find stupid, foul, and unnecessary. It is called "Wrestling", not Jerry Springer. Dave Meltzer is reporting that it wasn't scripted, but Vince was happy with the outcome.

 

[ManDudeChild]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you guys...that shit was hilarious and i fanally wasnt bored to death watching those dummies bounce and giggle like idiots.

the wwe is always at its best when it has a little well placed raunch...well, maybe more than a little

Rest of humanity > you

 

[bishoptl]

Pro wrestling > you

 

[Fifty]

Not in this case.