Every single second of the commercials is like searing acid to the eyes. It looks like the purest concentration of blandly derivitive schlock slapped onto celluloid in years.
3rd rate washed up (and rapidly approching 4th rate) cast + lame holiday story that apes other lame recent christmas movies - anything even approaching a joke = worst trailer I've ever seen that didn't involve Uwe Boll.
And holy shit Jamie Lee Curtis' hair is just so hypnotically bad, the frumpiest middle-aged woman hair of all time. Clearly deliberate bad housewife hair, but so bad I can never watch True Lies again.
3rd rate washed up (and rapidly approching 4th rate) cast + lame holiday story that apes other lame recent christmas movies - anything even approaching a joke = worst trailer I've ever seen that didn't involve Uwe Boll.
And holy shit Jamie Lee Curtis' hair is just so hypnotically bad, the frumpiest middle-aged woman hair of all time. Clearly deliberate bad housewife hair, but so bad I can never watch True Lies again.