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YO, ROBOT!

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Willco

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Greatest poster ever.
 

Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
To my horror, my insignificant other, after seeing the latest tv spot, announced: "We're going to see that."
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
Will Smith on I, Robot:

"You just can't blow stuff up anymore. You got to start with a story that can exist without special effects."

They play that on HBO all the time.
 
Is this based off one of the short stories in I, Robot, or does it just use the basic premise (i.e. the 3 laws)?

EDIT: Also, I hope there's a Will Smith, "I Robot" rap song.
 

Alucard

Banned
What's the point in seeing this movie? The freaking trailer gives away the entire plot and I think we can basically guess who wins in the end. Plus, this looks absolutely ridiculous. I also have friends who go "whoa" when this comes on in theatres and I just don't get it. The only decent movie Smith has done was Enemy of the State. Otherwise, he should have stuck with being the Fresh Prince.
 

Archaix

Drunky McMurder
IAmtheFMan said:
Is this based off one of the short stories in I, Robot, or does it just use the basic premise (i.e. the 3 laws)?

EDIT: Also, I hope there's a Will Smith, "I Robot" rap song.

I'm pretty sure it was an entirely unrelated story and they just slapped on the "I, Robot" name.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
In case anyone missed my own lyrics for I, Robot, here it is!

I ROBOT
YOU ROBOT
ME ROBOT
WEEEEEEEEeeeeee rrooooOOOOBOT!

[Will Smith does the robot with a robot for five minutes]

[repeat chorus]

[walk off with son into sunset of murderous robot Apocalypse]
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Alucard said:
What's the point in seeing this movie? The freaking trailer gives away the entire plot and I think we can basically guess who wins in the end. Plus, this looks absolutely ridiculous. I also have friends who go "whoa" when this comes on in theatres and I just don't get it. The only decent movie Smith has done was Enemy of the State. Otherwise, he should have stuck with being the Fresh Prince.
I agree that the entire plot seems to be given away in the trailer, and I FUCKING HATE THAT. But, forgetting that this is obviously "based on a book except dum-dum-dummed down", it looks like it might be a fairly good sci-fi action flick. Who knows.....I've been more surprised before. I'm not going to write it off just based on Will Smith alone.
 
There's a new trailer that I saw on television last night and it looked pretty good actually. The previous trailers were just crap. This one was pretty damn good.
 

fart

Savant
i would pay to see will smith do the robot for five minutes

i will not pay to see will smith in i, robot
 

Teddman

Member
The I, Robot book is really a good read, classic Asimov science fiction. I hope they at least use some of the premises in that book... The way Robots get more advanced and slowly spiral out of control is gripping.
 

Dead

well not really...yet
Dave Poland seems to like it enough http://www.thehotbutton.com/today/hot.button/index.html

I, Robot opens with "The Money Shot."

That is to say, a camera tracks up into Will Smith's bed after a fevered dream and then up his leg as Big Willie separates his legs as he bolts out of bed, effectively giving the audience a shot of the crotch of his tighty blackies. The female members of the audience let out a collective gasp, though the moment is familiar to the guys, since we are used to seeing a variation on it in movies with Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, or thanks to paparazzi, getting out of the car with Lindsey Lohan.

It turns out, as the movie progresses, not to be the money shot at all. It is, however, a wake-up call. I, Robot is not going to go as expected. Alex Proyas has finally fulfilled the promise that Dark City made and, with the help of a boatload of CG, delivered his first futuristic masterwork - less gritty than Blade Runner and less emotional than Minority Report - but a movie that is sleek in its general simplicity and clarity of purpose. In other words, it comes up from behind you and puts its hands on your shoulders and forces you to stay in your seat. But after a while it releases you and you find that you have no urge to get up… you are suddenly there with the movie all the way.

When movie people talk about a four-quadrant movie, they are talking about a movie that plays to all four major demographic groups. But I, Robot is a four-quadrant movie in a different way. 1. It is a Will Smith movie, but not too much so. 2. It is very much an Isaac Asimov story, with its sense of spirituality mixed with the futurism. (Asimov's book is credited as the film's inspiration, not the basis… odd.) 3. It is also a straight out action movie with the best representation of large numbers of CG characters flying around while maintaining recognizably earthbound physical attributes that I have seen so far. (There is only one 15 second sequence in the film that made me think, "CG cartoon," but given that half the movie is brimming with CG robots, it is a remarkable achievement.) And, 4. It is one of the trend films of recent years which is looking anew at "science fiction" of the past decades with an eye to where we are now and where we really could be in a few decades.

The thing is, the four quadrants are so well balanced and blended by Proyas and credited screenwriters Jeff Vintar and Akiva Goldsman that the movie never leans too far in any one of the directions. That is what makes I, Robot so special. I sat in the screening and things felt familiar… but as the movie progressed, I found myself being slowly pulled further and further into its complexity, which still being thrown around in giant action set pieces. In the end, I was ready to watch it again… right then. It did what movies rarely do these days. It made me really pay attention to it. I didn't check the Blackberry… I didn't look around the theater… I didn't think too much about the CG. I just watched the movie, not wanting any distractions, lest I miss something important… something subtle and key.

It would be easy to overstep this tale of the next generation of humans creating electronic slaves and dealing with the slavery mentality. But Proyas was a masterful choice for this material, since he leans to excess subtlety instead of excess hype. He allows, as so few directors do, the audience to make the connections itself. For instance, the use of Chicago as a character in the film… the mixture of crumbling facades and excess grandeur right out of the Albert Speer's Grandson playbook… the ethnic mix of the city… the lull of it all that comes before the storm… even the sense we all get sometimes that our computers are intentionally choosing not to cooperate… But unlike Dark City, the connections in this story are clear and strong enough not to piss off and distance moviegoers who are not genre lovers. This is not, in many ways, a subtle film. But it is.

Word was - since denied, but so is everything - that there was a real battle at Fox over the tone of the film. Proyas wanted to keep the "Will Smith thing" reigned in. Will wanted more of his trademark humor. And while a few Big Willie beats may have been added - he does get his laughs - this is mostly a straight forward, dark but not moody, go go go action film with some serious thoughtful subtext. One more joke and it would have been too jokey. One less joke and it might have been too moody. Smith ended up being shown in the perfect light… strong and macho beautiful, funny, fearless and driven. It is, with all the action, one of his best dramatic performances yet.

Special shout-outs to Alan Tudyk's performance (watch the credits), Marco Beltrami's score and Simon Duggan's work behind the camera. And the Weta and Digital Domain effects teams… again, a subtlety in very complex work that felt really unique. Some day they will go back and fix the end of the tunnel chase for DVD if the movie makes enough money or maybe robots will be doing the digital composting in 20 years and it will be cheap to make it perfect. But those 15 seconds are just a bit of spittle in a remarkable large sea of great work.

I will say this… you don't know what you're getting from the materials that are out there, which are selling Smith and not the full range of the movie. And perhaps that is an advantage for a moviegoer. As the movie unfolded, I found myself surprised by tone as well as the material. And for a critic that is a joy, even when the movie isn't that great. But this one… it feels great. As I said, it is not world-changing like Blade Runner or as loaded with fascinating sidebars as the undervalued Minority Report. The future here is not as bleak or as fascist, though there is always another fascist around the corner in most futurist films. This is almost like a prequel to The Han Solo Story. It is the future, but it is one man's story about how he became the most experienced gunslinger in the Old West.

I am taking a deep breath and hoping that I enjoy the film as much - even more - the second and third time around. I'm pretty sure I will. It's not like getting off the fastest ride in the park and racing to experience that big drop again. It's more like riding something and feeling like that was so cool that you are going to keep thinking about it for days and weeks to come. I, Fan.
 

Ceros

Member
Willco said:
In case anyone missed my own lyrics for I, Robot, here it is!

I ROBOT
YOU ROBOT
ME ROBOT
WEEEEEEEEeeeeee rrooooOOOOBOT!

[Will Smith does the robot with a robot for five minutes]

[repeat chorus]

[walk off with son into sunset of murderous robot Apocalypse]


Was that supposed to be funny???
 

BuddyC

Member
But this one… it feels great. As I said, it is not world-changing like Blade Runner or as loaded with fascinating sidebars as the undervalued Minority Report.

At that point, I just give up on any sense of credibility from that review.
 

Dead

well not really...yet
Minority Report is fantastic, wtf are you smoking

Edit: unless you meant its stupid to call it undervalued considering how well it was received (93% tomatometer)
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
Why is it cool to hate I, Robot?

I've only seen the japanese trailer but it looked cool.
 

Kefkaff

Banned
Willco said:
In case anyone missed my own lyrics for I, Robot, here it is!

I ROBOT
YOU ROBOT
ME ROBOT
WEEEEEEEEeeeeee rrooooOOOOBOT!

[Will Smith does the robot with a robot for five minutes]

[repeat chorus]

[walk off with son into sunset of murderous robot Apocalypse]


Funiest thing I've read all day.. kudos
 

TheQueen'sOwn

insert blank space here
Willco said:
In case anyone missed my own lyrics for I, Robot, here it is!

I ROBOT
YOU ROBOT
ME ROBOT
WEEEEEEEEeeeeee rrooooOOOOBOT!

[Will Smith does the robot with a robot for five minutes]

[repeat chorus]

[walk off with son into sunset of murderous robot Apocalypse]

Last time I read that my account hadn't been accepted by an admin yet... I just wanted to say that the first time I read that, I was laughing so hard I cried lol.
 

nitewulf

Member
asimov must be rolling in his grave. i actually used to like will smith movies...ID4, MIB, bad boys were all pretty entertaining. then he started sucking.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Goreomedy said:
To my horror, my insignificant other, after seeing the latest tv spot, announced: "We're going to see that."

Did you then frantically search for those pesky pre-nub papers? Because, ya should. ;)
 

Silkworm

Member
DeadStar said:
Dave Poland seems to like it enough http://www.thehotbutton.com/today/hot.button/index.html

Word was - since denied, but so is everything - that there was a real battle at Fox over the tone of the film. Proyas wanted to keep the "Will Smith thing" reigned in. Will wanted more of his trademark humor. And while a few Big Willie beats may have been added - he does get his laughs - this is mostly a straight forward, dark but not moody, go go go action film with some serious thoughtful subtext. One more joke and it would have been too jokey. One less joke and it might have been too moody. Smith ended up being shown in the perfect light… strong and macho beautiful, funny, fearless and driven. It is, with all the action, one of his best dramatic performances yet.

Hmmm, well maybe I'll have to reconsider my loathing of this film. I'd still prefer a more moody tone to such a film than have Will Smith make any snide remarks but if the overall tone is as balanced as Dave Poland claims then perhaps I can live with it. I guess I just need to keep in mind that this is not a screen adaptation of the I, Robot of Asimov but a story that is very loosely based on the universe Asimov created. I'd still perfer to see a movie that more faithfully recreated one of the novels by Asimov but I guess that's not likely to happen, i.e. that might make for a drier more cerebrial story that wouldn't appeal to the masses which is typically a goal of a summer movie like this one. Oh well, guess I'll keep an eye on other reviews to see how it generally pans out with the critics.
 
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