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[Ainem Enamas]

A simple thread for fun i would play any Zelda or any turn based RPG
(The Holy Trinity's Matrix-like reality)

 

[Ribi]

Play death stranding 2 so burning in hellfire would be the second worst thing that would happen to me that day

 

[Peroroncino]

A game where there's no way to mute me

 

[Danjin44]

I imagine I wouldn't able to play any games because….

 

[BlackTron]

doom thread

 

[Magic Carpet]

Death Stranding plus all the cut scenes are played at half speed for maximum torture.

 

[Punished Miku]

Death Stranding VR on a treadmill with 100 lb backpack peripheral

 

[Cakeboxer]

As punishment? Death Stranding.

 

[Valonquar]

Tekken 8 but the only selectable character is Clive from FFXVI

 

[consoul]

Subnautica.

 

[Sebastian1295]

And i'm playing call of duty but the lobby is filled with little kids screaming on the microphone repeatedly telling me to go fuck myself and saying 'U MAD BRO'.

 

[Kazdane]

If you mean as punishment, for half the forum I'd wager Concord at half speed played on an Xbox Series S would be their worst nightmare.

If you mean one I would *willingly* play:

 

[Radical_3d]

Play death stranding 2 so burning in hellfire would be the second worst thing that would happen to me that day

Close the thread.

 

[Branded]

Hey another brainfart thread! Another one on the ignore list.

 

[cash_longfellow]

Play death stranding 2 so burning in hellfire would be the second worst thing that would happen to me that day

 

[RoboFu]

Hell hellfire?.... or that gay club Hellfire in Chicago?

 

[Gonzito]

Hellfire don't exist.

 

[Black_Stride]

Play death stranding 2 so burning in hellfire would be the second worst thing that would happen to me that day

Sweet Jesus.


Thats harsh, isnt the game reviewing well?

 

[AJUMP23]

Probably Hudson's Adventure Island. I spent my allowance on that garbage game. Hated it. No Returns.

 

[RaidenJTr7]

Crysis.

And

Hellblade 2 , the screams are real this time!

 

[EverydayBeast]

I remember being annoyed in assassin creed historical games if that's the only game I have to play in hell than fuuuuuck.

 

[Arachnid]

If I had a choice? I'd speedrun Bloodborne forever.

If we're talking "what game would they use to torture me" probably one of the braindead repetitive "cinematic" PS exclusives like Horizon, Ghost, or God of War.

 

[MrRibeye]

The Firemen on the SNES to extinguish the fire. Or Super Mario Sunshine if necessary.

Or unzip pants in Postal 2, if all else fails.

 

[GymWolf]

Probably animal crossing or some grandma game like that.

 

[Magic Carpet]

Probably animal crossing or some grandma game like that.

My daughter is already a grandma? She's not talking to me as much as I think she should.

 

[RAIDEN1]

Gears of War, if that isn't hell then I don't know what is..

 

[Hashassin]

Hellfire? According to kratos of war, hell is ice cold.

Anyway, you're stuck playing ninja gaiden on master ninja, all enemies are multiplied by a thousand. Every time you get hit you hear nails scratching in chalkboard, every time you hit an enemy on of your limbs gets cut off and immediately reattached with horse glue.
Every time you die you must star over from the beginning of chapter one, but not before listening to despacito 10 times whilst getting your testicles electrocuted.
Finish the game, and you just go home. Right? No. You need to finish the whole series. Whenever you finish a game, you lose one random part of your body and have to continue regardless. As an intermission between games, you may listen to that tiktok laugh track on repeat while looking at the same exact frame of home alone screaming in the mirror.

 

[TintoConCasera]

listening to despacito 10 times

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[semiconscious]