You burn in Hellfire what game do you play?

I imagine I wouldn't able to play any games because….

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And i'm playing call of duty but the lobby is filled with little kids screaming on the microphone repeatedly telling me to go fuck myself and saying 'U MAD BRO'.
 
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If you mean as punishment, for half the forum I'd wager Concord at half speed played on an Xbox Series S would be their worst nightmare.

If you mean one I would *willingly* play:
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Probably Hudson's Adventure Island. I spent my allowance on that garbage game. Hated it. No Returns.
 
If I had a choice? I'd speedrun Bloodborne forever.

If we're talking "what game would they use to torture me" probably one of the braindead repetitive "cinematic" PS exclusives like Horizon, Ghost, or God of War.
 
The Firemen on the SNES to extinguish the fire. Or Super Mario Sunshine if necessary.

Or unzip pants in Postal 2, if all else fails.
 
Hellfire? According to kratos of war, hell is ice cold.

Anyway, you're stuck playing ninja gaiden on master ninja, all enemies are multiplied by a thousand. Every time you get hit you hear nails scratching in chalkboard, every time you hit an enemy on of your limbs gets cut off and immediately reattached with horse glue.
Every time you die you must star over from the beginning of chapter one, but not before listening to despacito 10 times whilst getting your testicles electrocuted.
Finish the game, and you just go home. Right? No. You need to finish the whole series. Whenever you finish a game, you lose one random part of your body and have to continue regardless. As an intermission between games, you may listen to that tiktok laugh track on repeat while looking at the same exact frame of home alone screaming in the mirror.
 
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