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Banned

Jack Burton: "It's like I told my ex-wife, I says, 'Honey - I never drive faster than I can see, and besides that... it's all in the reflexes!"
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Jack Burton: "When some wild 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, backs the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always does at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, The check is in the mail"
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Jack: "Okay, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning.. and if I'm not back by dawn?"
*** winks ***
Jack: "...call the President"
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Jack: "This is gonna take cracker-jack timing Wang!"
Wang: "Total concentration. You ready Jack?"
Jack: "I was born ready"
John Carpenter + Kurt Russel = gold.
Next up: Escape from NY/LA