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[Daigoro]

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/croatian.htm

check these mofos out.

if you aint Croatian, you aint shit.

i got a real kick out of some of these. pick your favorites.

 

[aoi tsuki]

God fucked your mother

Simple and effective.

 

[Burger]

I fuck your pregnant sister on the grave of your dead mother, while your sick father is looking at us and jacking off.

:lol

 

[ChrisReid]

Holy cow.

I fuck your 3 full grain elevators, grain by grain, and on each grain, 3 of your mother's pussies.

I fuck your dead mother in her fake teeth while she's sucking on my sweaty balls with her rotting eyeballs on a church holiday

The postman fucked your dead mother in basement in which your grandma burned while trying to set your sister on fire

 

[XMonkey]

God permit that a train full of horny gays attack you

:lol

 

[Boomer]

I'll fuck your mother first normally and then in her ass

 

[shuri]

Jebem ti juhu od Isusovih kostiju I fuck you a Jesus' bones soup

WHAT?! :lol

 

[Property of Jumpship]

God fucked your mother

Wouldnt that make me God? I dont see how that is an insult.

 

[BuG]

Go to three of your mother's pussies

I will jump in your face with my naked ass

When a fingernail grows on a dick (said when something isn't going to happen)

:lol Awesome. I'm so replacing "when hell freezes over" with "when a fingernail grows on a dick" in my vocabulary.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

I fuck your dead mother in her fake teeth while she's sucking on my sweaty balls with her rotting eyeballs on a church holiday

 

[Daigoro]

I fuck your dead mother in her fake teeth while she's sucking on my sweaty balls with her rotting eyeballs on a church holiday

:lol

did you just make that one up? (im guessing not. it just looks/sounds like it)

some of these are making me crack up, seriously. i was crying when i found them.

 

[SteveMeister]

Jedi govna Eat shit

Since "govna" shows up in other "shit" swears, that means that "jedi" means "eat" in Croatian.

 

[drohne]

Posro ti se bog u invalidska kolica: God has shitted in your wheelchair

Picka ti se zgadila: May you start to hate cunts.

Jeben ti opanci isusosvi: I fuck your Jesus soft-soled footwear

these are genius. i'm dying. i wish i had croatian friends so i could tell them that i'm fucking their jesus soft-soled footwear. :lol

 

[FortNinety]

God has shitted in your wheelchair

Devil ate grapes from your mother's cunt.

I am fucking your sister with a bloody dick over your mother's grave.

May you get gangrene in your leg and may they cut off your dick by mistake

Awesome. Simply awesome.

 

[Boomer]

I'm attempting to say some of these phrases and I can't get them out without twisting my tongue into a pretzel. How do they speak this language

 

[DrM]

Jedi govna Eat shit

Since "govna" shows up in other "shit" swears, that means that "jedi" means "eat" in Croatian.

you are right, sir

I can understand/speak Croatian (well, they are our southern neighbours...) and i often swear in serbo-croatian language...more efficient

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/slovenian.htm

nice, tristo hudičev - Three hundred devils!

The Difference Between Slovenian and Serbian

This great cartoon demonstrates a linguistic difference between Slovenian, which has very few homegrown obscenities, and Serbian, which has a lot.

The Slovene is saying "Tristo hudičev!" (300 devils!), which is an authentic Slovenian curse. I won't translate what the Serb is saying, but the little pictures above his head should explain most of it.

 

[Blackace]

most of these are pretty lame... I wouldn't feel insulted if I heard any of them... fucking dead mothers/sisters/fathers is not that impressive...

 

[drohne]

God fucked your mother

Wouldnt that make me God? I dont see how that is an insult.

er...are you trying to tell us that you fucked your mother? :/

 

[Dkong]

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/dutch.htm

We own Croatian arse.

 

[Vormund]

If someone tried those insults on me face to face I'd find it hard not to burst out laughing. :lol

 

[Ollie Pooch]

:lol

did you just make that one up? (im guessing not. it just looks/sounds like it)

some of these are making me crack up, seriously. i was crying when i found them.

no, it's quite real

 

[Fantasmo]

I can translate that comic strip if you want, however it's nothing that isn't on the list.

Croatians are very creative cursers I must say. Most of the everyday curses have nothing to do with dead people. The further south you go, the more you hear the really wacked out stuff, at least in my experience.