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[TheSpoiler]

Fruitfiles

Fuck these little cunts right in their shitters. They absolutely do suck ten pounds of dicks per sitting.

Every year I have it out with these assholes. They fly around like jerks, divebomb me, and like twenty of them disperse once I get near my kitchen. I've cleaned that sucker sparkly, and yet they still persist.

Chicago is warmer than usual, so they've been putting up shop in my apartment for longer.

The only thing that works is trapping them with some of those especially made fruit fly trap containers, but I can't even been near the area they are because they get wise to my tactics.

So anyway, tell me about the pests that you hate the most.

 

[smurfx]

 

[Deosier]

German Cockroach
These fuckers just don't give up.

 

[Twilight Gap]

Bedbugs

Ants

Mosquitos

 

[uncelestial]

Climate change deniers

 

[entremet]

Bedbugs because they cost you a lot of money.

 

[Undead]

Mosquitos, fucking disease spreaders

 

[lem0n]

Dogs that don't shut the fuck up

 

[wandering goat]

Wasps, they come inside and I can't focus on anything besides getting it back out again. Do not appreciate an insect buzzing around me that can give a painful sting at any moment it pleases. At least many other venomous insects have the common decency to try to avoid human contact.

My workplace leaves its door open during the summers to cool off and it's OK until the fall, when they start flying in regularly.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Fruit flies definitely. First you see one of them and you know you've already lost. There'll be hundreds by next week.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

kindergarten kids on public transport

ugh

 

[Hazaku]

German Cockroach
These fuckers just don't give up.

I remember when someone told me that if you see one of those fuckers there's probably 100 more.

I lived with these bastards for like 4-5 years. Getting a late night snack from the fridge during then was the worst ...

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

ISIS.

 

[poppabk]

Ticks.
Just godawful, and packed with disease.

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[KevinCow]

House centipedes. They're terrible. They used to hang out on the ceiling and drop down on my head.

 

[Killer Queen]

House centipedes. They're terrible. They used to hang out on the ceiling and drop down on my head.

this x1000
Disgusting creatures.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

kindergarten kids on public transport

ugh

What're you talking about, they're adorable. Easy to start a conversation with their parents too.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Stink bugs. Had an old apartment that backed up to woods. Kill 1, 3 more show up. No natural predators. Used to vacuum them up but got so bad I was running the AC in March because I couldn't open the windows without letting like 30 in.

Might have renewed my lease for another year if not for them. Loved the place otherwise.

 

[User 479360]

Spiders

 

[Darth Karja]

Fleas

 

[Twilight Gap]

Spiders

Definitely on the most creepy side, but they're usually looking for the other pests.

 

[JORMBO]

Bedbugs.

Had theme earlier this summer. I hate them.

 

[Regiruler]

Manyleggers

Like spiders but more disgusting

 

[hydrophilic attack]

What're you talking about, they're adorable. Easy to start a conversation with their parents too.

I don't mind a few kids that age with their parents.

I'm talking about when an entire kindergarten (or elementary school) class go on a bus/train for some kind of school trip. It's hell

 

[Pogonip]

Mosquitoes and Wasps obviously. Can't enjoy a meal outside during the summer when these fuckers are flying around.

I don't like Silverfish that much either. It creeps me out how they basically disintegrate when you squish them

 

[HeelPower]

I remember when someone told me that if you see one of those fuckers there's probably 100 more.

I lived with these bastards for like 4-5 years. Getting a late night snack from the fridge during then was the worst ...

German Cockroach
These fuckers just don't give up.

They can almost ruin your life.

Not only are they disgusting and extremely invasive,an infestation of these guys can be a cause of anxiety and depression from my experience.

 

[Chris R]

Mosquitoes.

 

[Twilight Gap]

On the creepy scale though, it'd go

Centipedes
Cockroaches
Spiders
Wasps

 

[IceBringer]

Weeaboos

 

[Monocle]

Youtube commenters.

Spiders are a close second.

 

[kurahador]

German Cockroach
These fuckers just don't give up.

Yeah...this. Got my car infested with this after I parked at the wrong place.

Immediately traded-in the car after seeing the fucker crawling on the dashboard while I was driving.

 

[lunchtoast]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDle00tZJFE

 

[Ran rp]

House centipedes. They're terrible. They used to hang out on the ceiling and drop down on my head.

oh hell no.

nope.

i'd rather burn alive.

They can almost ruin your life.

Not only are they disgusting and extremely invasive,an infestation of these guys can be a cause of anxiety and depression from my experience.

I believe it.

 

[BumRush]

Cave crickets (aka camel crickets). Absolutely HIDEOUS and they are effectively blind do they JUMP AT YOU as a defense mechanism...

 

[zeemumu]

Earwigs. Every damn time.

 

[nabe_shogun]

Scorpions. Hate those things. Luckily I haven't gotten stung by one yet, and I only find them in the house maybe one or twice a month. Worst place I've found them is inside my shoes, but I've always had the habit of shaking them out before I put them on.

 

[Engell]

I'll take religious extremists for 500..

Spoiler

also mosquitoes

 

[Phu]

Possums. Of all the things that could get into the trash or burrow under my shed.....fuck possums.

Squirrels? Alright. Cats? Not a huge deal. Field mice? Harmless. Raccoons? Not a fan, but okay.

Possums? GET OUT.

 

[Ecto311]

Cats. Nothing but a bother and a fuckin annoying animal. Never wants to be pet, never wants to hang out, bites me and my daughter, pisses on things with a piss smell that never stops.

 

[televator]

Bedbug and roach are a tie. Both made me lose sleep when they were a problem for me.

Mosquito come is second. Humans can extinct all the cool animals, but all these fuckers keep on trucking.

 

[Twilight Gap]

Cats. Nothing but a bother and a fuckin annoying animal. Never wants to be pet, never wants to hang out, bites me and my daughter, pisses on things with a piss smell that never stops.

Either a poorly trained cat or a cat that's been through shit in the past. Knew a cat that used to love being pet until their new owners (family with a lot of kids) started throwing it down the stairs for fun. Next time I saw it, it would attack anyone that tried to pick it up.

 

[Madao]

German Cockroach
These fuckers just don't give up.

these.

my house has been getting a lot more recently and the insectisides don't work that good anymore.

 

[IJoel]

German Cockroach
These fuckers just don't give up.

No faster way to clear a room full of people than one of these fuckers flying into it.

 

[gaiages]

Cockroaches. God, I hate them. Or more that I have katsaridaphobia. Like even seeing a dead roach can make me afraid, shit's intense.

I've dealt with two infestations (one years ago when a nasty as neighbor moved in which lasted for a few months, one earlier this year due to poor insulation allowing a few to slip in), and both times it was a literal nightmare. I actually spent one night in my bedroom shaking and crying because I found where the roaches were hiding and there were *so* many of them. Thankfully my boyfriend was there with a hefty can of Raid to flush them out...

So yeah, fuck roaches, even if fruit flies are technically more annoying (vinegar traps tend to do the trick though)

 

[Toxi]

Youtube commenters.

Spiders are a close second.

Whoa, I can take abuse, but comparing us to Youtube commenters is going too far.

 

[Strike]

Flies. Flying insects in general, but flies especially.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'm terrified of roaches to point where I used to put a shirt under my bedroom door before I go to sleep. It would prevent roaches from getting in.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of night was a nightmare.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

A couple months ago I'd say spiders, but now I think cockroaches.

A spider usually does it own thing but cockroaches get all up in your business and food.

 

[Coffee Dog]

There is absolutely nothing worse than bedbugs. Horrible to deal with, paranoia inducing, and if you fail to stop them in time it gets absurdly expensive.

 

[Zantetsuken]

German Cockroach
These fuckers just don't give up.

Fuck around and see one of these gliding across the television; it's over.