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[MMaRsu]

Now self driving cars are pretty cool

But can we get taxi's driven by a puppet that looks like Elon Musk?

And when you get in he says

You're in an Elon Cab!

 

[Azelover]

Creepy..

 

[EviLore]

If you have 100k followers on Twitter does Elon Bot offer to impregnate you?

 

[Major Insano]

Do you think Elon could be our John Connor in the fight against AI?

 

[chromhound]

If you have 100k followers on Twitter does Elon Bot offer to impregnate you?

of course. Raw, no lube

 

[DavidGzz]

Dang, Elon dabbing into that Cheeto dust too or did it rub off after a salad toss?

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Do you think Elon could be our John Connor in the fight against AI?

I do keep thinking about how Elon went from saying that AI was a dangerous tech that we must contain and was one of the most well known signatories on a petition to put guard rails in place concerning AI to "let's call it Grok!"

They already got to him.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

I've tried them and thought it was fine but I was surprised it was the same price as a Lyft or Uber

I figured they would be much cheaper since there's no person and the whole fleet is electric but what do I know

 

[Major Insano]

They already got to him.

Or maybe he's trying to infiltrate the machine mainframe.
Big brain Neural-link via Star-link, he's designing the exhaust ports on their death star.

Then, when machines are closing in. A Robo Elon taxi, will pull up next to you open the door and say - 'Come with me if you want to live!'

 

[YCoCg]

I can just imagine the riveting conversation the bots will have with the customers

"Did you see the game last night? How about that white genocide in South Africa huh?"

 

[LegendOfKage]

I can just imagine the riveting conversation the bots will have with the customers

"Did you see the game last night? How about that white genocide in South Africa huh?"

Elon has been talking about a guy who can fill massive stadiums and is on stage chanting that he wants to kill dutch farmers and take their land. In interviews he won't commit to not killing all of the white people, and has suggested "maybe it won't be me." Over 1000 farmers and their families (which is likely a pretty large percent of the total, hense the arguable use of the word Genocide) have been targeted and killed, in part because Africa is choosing to allow explicit incitement to violence that wouldn't be protected by US speech laws, and is also already against the law in Africa.

Are you aware of these things? Why would you bring up a subject like this in a satirical thread about Musk starting a taxi company?

 

[YCoCg]

Are you aware of these things? Why would you bring up a subject like this in a satirical thread about Musk starting a taxi company?

Did you miss the whole Musk tampering with Grok thing the other week? Where it kept bringing up White Genocide in nearly all questions? And later Grok confirmed that it was tuned by it's programmers to include that information on purpose?

I'm guessing you didn't because otherwise you wouldn't have missed such an obvious joke reference in your defense of Elon Musk.

You should go look it up, some of the ways Grok brought it up was hilarious.

 

[LegendOfKage]

Did you miss the whole Musk tampering with Grok thing the other week? Where it kept bringing up White Genocide in nearly all questions? And later Grok confirmed that it was tuned by it's programmers to include that information on purpose?

I'm guessing you didn't because otherwise you wouldn't have missed such an obvious joke reference in your defense of Elon Musk.

You should go look it up, some of the ways Grok brought it up was hilarious.

I wasn't defending Musk, I was more defending the seriousness of the situation in Africa. But yeah, I did miss that and I appreciate the clarification.

 

[AJUMP23]

I am not sure if I am ready for a car without drivers.