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Youtube Tech Bro Beard Off

nush

Gold Member
A side effect of the continuing 2020 lockdowns is that those tech channel presenters that can, do grow a beard as they don't need to go out. Post great 2020 beard growths here.
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MVG good growth here, eyebrows still going for gold though

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Techmoan, Going for that period Sean Connery look. Might take him a couple of more years.

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LGR's Clint is in the lead with this beauty.

Let's find the champion GAF!
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Men with weaker face structures will always look better with a beard, because they can shape it to make it look like they have a square jaw and to hide weak chins. This is actually why many men grow beards, in my opinion. There's no other explanation for the fad (if something can be called a fad if it's going on 6+ years).
 

rykomatsu

Member
Men with weaker face structures will always look better with a beard, because they can shape it to make it look like they have a square jaw and to hide weak chins. This is actually why many men grow beards, in my opinion. There's no other explanation for the fad (if something can be called a fad if it's going on 6+ years).

Might want to provide that as the end-all be-all solution to BRHD's thread
 

poodaddy

Member
Men with weaker face structures will always look better with a beard, because they can shape it to make it look like they have a square jaw and to hide weak chins. This is actually why many men grow beards, in my opinion. There's no other explanation for the fad (if something can be called a fad if it's going on 6+ years).
Nah, all men look better with beards, across the board. You sound like you just can't grow one, which is fine, but don't pretend someone having a full beard is somehow less manly than being clean shaven.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Nah, all men look better with beards, across the board. You sound like you just can't grow one, which is fine, but don't pretend someone having a full beard is somehow less manly than being clean shaven.

No, they really don’t lol. Certainly not all men grow beards to hide their weaker facial features, but many men do. I could probably grow a beard based on how much it fills in after 10 days or so (the longest I allow myself to go w/o shaving), but haven't tried because A) it itches, even at less than 2 weeks' growth, and B) I don't think I look better with facial hair. But to say that "all men" look better with beards is completely false. Henry Cavill doesn't look better with a beard, for instance. Why? Because he has God-tier facial structure, so it pays to show it off.

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Tesseract

Banned
No, they really don’t lol. Certainly not all men grow beards to hide their weaker facial features, but many men do. I could probably grow a beard based on how much it fills in after 10 days or so (the longest I allow myself to go w/o shaving), but haven't tried because A) it itches, even at less than 2 weeks' growth, and B) I don't think I look better with facial hair. But to say that "all men" look better with beards is completely false. Henry Cavill doesn't look better with a beard, for instance. Why? Because he has God-level facial structure, so it pays to show it off.

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looks better with a beard to me but idgaf what men do
 

poodaddy

Member
No, they really don’t lol. Certainly not all men grow beards to hide their weaker facial features, but many men do. I could probably grow a beard based on how much it fills in after 10 days or so (the longest I allow myself to go w/o shaving), but haven't tried because A) it itches, even at less than 2 weeks' growth, and B) I don't think I look better with facial hair. But to say that "all men" look better with beards is completely false. Henry Cavill doesn't look better with a beard, for instance. Why? Because he has God-tier facial structure, so it pays to show it off.

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Nah, he looks better with a beard by far. It's just opinions though. The top photo looks like a put together man with shit to do to me. The bottom looks like a bright eyed boy on his way to prom in the limo his mom rented for him.
 

manfestival

Member
Nah, all men look better with beards, across the board. You sound like you just can't grow one, which is fine, but don't pretend someone having a full beard is somehow less manly than being clean shaven.
I constantly get told that I look better without a beard. My beard kinda sucks anyways. Though my barber definitely does a good job whenever I need him to edge me up. Ironically, I still get more ladies when I rock a beard than without
 

poodaddy

Member
I constantly get told that I look better without a beard. My beard kinda sucks anyways. Though my barber definitely does a good job whenever I need him to edge me up. Ironically, I still get more ladies when I rock a beard than without
In the words of my wife. "Women wanna hug boys and fuck men." Beard is man, clean shaved is boy.


My wife's fucking rad.
 

Durask

Member
Well, beard is natural after all.
Also it is pleasant to comb the beard.
When I retire I plan to grow a Gandalf/Duck Dynasty style beard and will sit around and comb it all day.
 
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