The Need for Speed - Georgians are fast at sex

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Georgians seem to be short track specialists according to a new compilation of copulation chronology, which suggests the average roll in the hay here takes a mere 2 minutes and 7 seconds.
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How long should sex (not including foreplay, whatever that is) last?

Therapists suggest “adequate” intercourse lasts from 3 to 7 minutes, so Georgians have some work to do. “Desirable” sex last from 7 to 13 minutes, but anything longer than 10 minutes may be considered “too long.”
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Georgia is ranked 47th out of 50 states and Washington, D.C.

If you exclude states where temperatures often punish the naked, we are dead last.
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Slowest 5 sex times:

New Mexico – (7:01)
West Virginia – (5:38)
Idaho – (5:11)
South Carolina – (4:48)
Missouri – (4:22)
Quickest 5 sex times:

Alaska – (1:21)
South Dakota – (1:30)
Vermont – (1:48)
Montana – (2:03)
Georgia – (2:07)
 
Average annual temperature in Alaska: 26.6 °F / -3.0 °C / Rank 50
 
Where does Utah stand in that list? :P

EDIT: #7, In the 3 minutes. Thank god. My self esteem is save!

jk jk, like the dude above me said, it's 4 hours of "straight pumping"
 
Anyone else think they meant Georgia the country?

Also, poor diet (I.e. Amazing food) leads to this condition I would imagine
 
gazele said:
Anyone else think they meant Georgia the country?

Also, poor diet (I.e. Amazing food) leads to this condition I would imagine
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Except it doesn't really fit the numbers. Alaska might as well be Southerners considering how they eat, and N. Carolina doubles Georgia's booty time.

I've been looking for some commonality in the numbers, but they're all over the place.

Of course, since the app is only available for iOS uses, maybe it's just Apple fans that like a quick finish.
 
And here I was worried when our average time dropped to 15 min after I hit 30 y/o. After reviewing these numbers, I feel much better about my own prowess and my wife knows how good she has it. She already knew of course, but independent verification is always nice to have.
 
depths20XX said:
Who's timing these people?

How do they get this data?

How?
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How did researchers get their numbers?

According to Nerve.com, a website that may not be safe for work according to the content filter I just bypassed, the info came from “early adopters” of a mobile app that uses your phones accelerometer, microphone and hopefully not camera to monitor “duration, thrusts, and decibel peak.”
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WHAAAaaaaAAAAAT?
 
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