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[FeedMeAStrayCat]

^^^ I bet the Hulkster could do that. But instead of John Cena, it would be the Big Show. With Andre and Mark Henry on his back. AND it would be a higher toss.

At least, I'm sure that's what my 9 year old self would have thought possible.

My 29 year old self still continues to believe.

 

[Khrysler Jerikho]

Might just be watching the Wyatts/Shield match.

 

[Lyte Edge]

WrassleGAF chat: http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=#wrasslegaf&server=irc.rizon.net

It won't be populated until the preshow though.

 

[Joe Prodigy]

You would've known if your ass called somebody.

Hahaha. 10/10.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

How do you watch the pre show? Is it just live on the app?

 

[Kaladin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ydScKYVUY

 

[Lyte Edge]

How do you watch the pre show? Is it just live on the app?

Youtube or on WWE.com too.

 

[djplaeskool]

 

[ViewtifulJC]

-Orton retains. Bryan could win if the WWE gave a damn about the fans demand, but they don't, so expect a very boring Orton/Batista feud that nobody wants to see as the WM main event.

-Wyatts should win. SHIELD are heading for a break-up, with Reigns' shining and Ambrose is jealous as the leader, and another big loss should set them down the road. This is one of those rare Heel vs Heel matches people actually care about, since these characters actually work and can provide entertaining matches. Should be a lot of fun.

-Batista wins. Had to Dave something to do, nobody cares about Del Rio, I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER A PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME I WALK ALOOOOO*raspberry*

-Big E. Feeding the IC champ another heel. Don't expect much time on this one.

-Outlaws win. These guys can still go, but their prime was like...20 years ago, and they really shouldn't be long-term champions. But if they lose to a tag-team, they might as well stick around until the big show at Wrestlemania.

-O'Neil wins. They're grooming him for a singles run, and honestly this feels like it might be just a big squash match. Vince breaking up ALL the tag-teams

-uh...who cares who wins the Rhodes/Big dudes match. These guys don't even have any kind of feud with each other, do they? Its just an opening match to hype up the crowd.

 

[ebullientprism]

Where is this being held? Can we expect a fun crowd?

 

[Batigol]

Is this on Sky Sports?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Yes, it's on Sky Sports.

 

[Batigol]

Looks like I'm watching then. Just skip the first hour

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Where is this being held? Can we expect a fun crowd?

Minneapolis. No strong memories of ether crowds there myself.

 

[Soup Bar]

I just want the worst thing to happen tonight. I want Cena to win, and he goes to Mania to wrestle Batista. Like I think Vince just tells himself, "fuck all these fucking smarks, how can I make this worse. Yeah suck my dick."

D Bryan will get a Wrestlemania spot, by losing to Kane or HHH in ten seconds. If it has to be god damn terrible, you might as well go all out.

 

[Pavaloo]

I predict Kane to come in and run interference on Daniel Bryan causing him to lose the match.

The two will go on to feud until their match at WrestleMania 30. To find out who was really the weakest link, Kane and Daniel will play a resurrected game of Who Is The Weakest Link? Daniel will mop the floor with Kane on environmental issues, but will it be enough to battle Kane's knowledge of law? The build will involve studying montages.

 

[Hex]

If I could script it I would see Kane pulling shit again to fuck with Bryan and having Punk return to throw down with Kane since they left off, but we will inevitably see Bryan chained to the anchor that is Kane for the next who knows how long and knowing the WWE it could drag on all of the way to Mania.
But I will hold out hope of someone having some sense.
The pay off in mine down the road would be Punk scapping with Kane, Bryan going all the way either now or soon and then leading to Punk going heel against Bryan to Mania or soon after.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

I was idly wondering the other day if they might have brock interfere in batista 's match to try and take him out and get his spot for the championship at wrestlemania.

That could then either move in to Bryan vs Lesnar for the title, or Lesnar vs Batista.

 

[Showaddy]

I was idly wondering the other day if they might have brock try to take out batista to try and take him out and get his spot for the championship at wrestlemania.

That could then either move in to Bryan vs Lesnar for the title, or Lesnar vs Batista.

Batista's got a title locked into his contract so he'll be winning at Mania.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Batista's got a title locked into his contract so he'll be winning at Mania.

"a title"

so can't they give him the diva's belt

 

[FallingEdge]

Bryan should not win at Elimination Chamber. Give him the title at WrestleMania.

 

[Aiii]

Batista's got a title locked into his contract so he'll be winning at Mania.

His contact is for two years, his title run can wait.

 

[Evening Musuko]

Bryan should not win at Elimination Chamber. Give him the title at WrestleMania.

I agree. Of course this could have all been much easier, had they given him the rumble win.

Also I just found out the wings place I go watch PPVs won't be showing it tonight. I think the days of watching WWE at a bar are long gone, at least where I live. Shame, because that makes watching the PPVs much better. I'll still watch tonight. As long as we get good wrasslin', I'm good.

 

[Hex]

Why isn't the unified title one belt?

Who knows, Jericho unified it it years back and it didn't last and it won't this time either.

 

[Spider from Mars]

"a title"

so can't they give him the diva's belt

If the prop guy can find it.

 

[Perspicacity]

"a title"

so can't they give him the diva's belt

It'd match his tattoos even

 

[TxdoHawk]

New page needs Cesaro gif.

There needs to be another WWE All-Stars, if only so we can have a hilariously exaggerated version of this.

 

[steveovig]

This show seems to be such an easy PPV to predict. None of the matches are very big and most people, if they're going to buy, are doing it for one match, maybe two, for some. I don't have a clue why anyone would want to purchase such a predictable show, to be honest.

 

[kirblar]

Who knows, Jericho unified it it years back and it didn't last and it won't this time either.

The only reason it didn't last was the disastrous "brand split" concept. That's dead.

 

[Jitters]

This show better be good cuz the UFC show last night sucked. WWE needs to just sign Rousey.

I gotta say, I think Orton is a much better anti-hero than heel. I think the best he was ever used was when he was face champ on SD and kind of an ice man. Worked great and the crowd loved him.

Predictions
Titus O’Neil
Big E
Usos
Batista
The Wyatt Family
Orton

Somebody is going to replace Christian, huh?

 

[Showaddy]

His contact is for two years, his title run can wait.

They'll get it out the way though so he'll be champ around the time of Guardians of the Galaxy's release. I mean that's the only reason he got such a plumb contract.

On the bright side they'll turn him heel after Mania and he'll probably drop it to Bryan (or Reigns...).

 

[styl3s]

Batista's got a title locked into his contract so he'll be winning at Mania.

You think that Batista locked in a Wrestlemania title win? Rock didn't even get that and his asses to seats ratio against Batista is about 50:1.

 

[Vylash]

Why would they bother turning Christian heel if they're just going to take him out of the chamber, he'll be in it

 

[Man God]

You think that Batista locked in a Wrestlemania title win? Rock didn't even get that and his asses to seats ratio against Batista is about 50:1.

Rock Walks tall, But Batista...

He Walks Alone!!!

 

[avengers23]

I'm debating going to a bar by myself to watch it with strangers or getting the show and watching it myself at home.

 

[Vylash]

I miss them already

 

[Evening Musuko]

I'm debating going to a bar by myself to watch it with strangers or getting the show and watching it myself at home.

Wrasslin is always better with others. I imagine the crowd will be hot for the Chamber and Wyatts/Shield matches. I'd go to a bar if I could, but no one shows WWE PPVs around here anymore.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I'm debating going to a bar by myself to watch it with strangers or getting the show and watching it myself at home.

I would go to a bar and watch in a heartbeat if any of my local bars showed it. Jealous of those of you that can.

 

[Mr. Sam]

This baby's free on Sky Sports for us Britons so I'll be staying up to watch it. The Wyatts versus The Shield and Cesaro, Christian and Bryan being in the chamber match (alright, so only one of them has any shot of winning it) has me won over.

 

[cryptic]

Is this topenis?

 

[Joe Prodigy]

My predictions:

The Brotherhood wins
Usos win via DQ
Titus wins
Big E wins
Wyatts win
Lesnar wins the chamber after taking Christian's spot.

 

[Anth0ny]

This show is going to suck

we all know Orton is winning the main event. With Cesaro and Bryan, it should be a decent match, at least.

Shield/Wyatts should be really good, but I can't help but feel disappointed that they aren't waiting for Wrestlemania for this match. They've built the two factions up masterfully, the crowd is SUPER hot for this feud, and they're going to waste it on the shitty, forgettable February PPV. Ugh. Could have been an amazing Mania match.

Batista/Latin No Heat is going to be awful, and the crowd will rightfully shit on the match.

 

[Vylash]

Swagger wins IC title, Cesaro doesn't win world title, Cesaro face turn

 

[Boy Wander]

My predictions:

-Orton to win the Chamber match. If a champ loses that much in the build-up, you can pretty much guarantee he'll retain on PPV. I expect some form of interference from either Kane or HHH leading to a Trips vs Bryan WMXXX match. What I'd love to happen is that Punk returns prior to WMXXX and we end up with a Punk/Bryan vs Kane/Trips tag match, but that's wishful thinking on my part. Match may also involve a Wyatt family interference costing Cena the match, leading to the rumoured Cena vs Bray match at WMXXX.

-Wyatt Family to win vs Shield. Expect this to lead to either an Ambrose vs Reigns match at WMXXX or an Ambrose/Rollins vs Reigns handicap match.

-Batista will beat ADR. One of those matches I hate simply because the outcome is completely obvious before the match even takes place. Big Dave is in the WMXXX main event, he won't therefore be doing a job to Del Rio. Hopefully he'll pull a tricep and force them to put Bryan in the main event at WMXXX.

-Langston to retain. No real interest in this match either. Hopefully it will set up a Langston vs Cesaro match at WMXXX where Cesaro can swing the boring fuck Big E out of the New Orleans Superdrome.

-Outlaws will win. Should lead to Usos winning at WMXXX.

-O'Neill wins. Nobody gives a shit. Whomever told him that barking shit was a good idea needs to be fired.

 

[krae_man]

There needs to be another WWE All-Stars, if only so we can have a hilariously exaggerated version of this.

Wrestlemania the Arcade Game 2

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Razorskin]

Rock Walks tall, But Batista...

He Walks Alone!!!

I'd cheer Batista if he made this his theme.

 

[Vylash]

Man I can't wait for Joey Styles to lay out Christian and take his spot in the chamber

 

[Lyte Edge]

Chat: http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=#wrasslegaf&server=irc.rizon.net

 

[The Main Event]

Ordering this with a couple of friends. Not expecting much, but hoping for a couple of surprises (yeah right).