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[gutshot]

ScarJo and her French journalist boyfriend, Romain Dauriac, must have done it at least once, because they are expecting a baby! That's what that means, you know, when people are expecting a baby. Scajourno have exploratory plans to marry at some yet-to-be-determined point in the future.

Anyhow, early this fall Johannson spoke about how she was edging toward the "motherhood" stage of her acting career, so now it's off to the matronly races! Teasing, teasing — should Johannson ever actually be described as matronly the world will have experienced its first-ever opposite day, and everything will return to normal by nightfall.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/03/scarlett-johansson-will-have-a-baby.html

 

[Clydefrog]

FUCK

 

[BadAss2961]

Fuck you, Romain Dauriac.

 

[Dragoon En Regalia]

The dream is over. You had your chance, Roma

Spoiler

i

n Coppola!

Actually, I'd rather have had children with Seberg, but I'm not into necromancy.

 

[enzo_gt]

Welp, Avengers 2 will be interesting.

 

[Shaanyboi]

...huh. Wonder how this will affect Avengers 2...

 

[Hoodbury]

Hoping this will be a thread full of images and GIFS, please don't disappoint GAF.

 

[SnakeH]

I love Her.

 

[Schrade]

This will be interesting.

Your loss, ScarJo. You coulda had me!

 

[Szu]

But....what about the Black Widow solo movies????

 

[Requiem]

Son of a...

 

[Ronin]

But them titties tho.

 

[Toa TAK]

Got damn, it's always a frenchie. I should've been born a handsome french guy instead of a handsome American man.

 

[Zozz]

Shes' gonna be one bangin MILF

 

[Gospel]

Nice, they'll get even bigger.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

What about The Avengers 2?

EDIT: WHAT ABOUT THE SOLO-BLACK WIDOW MOVIE? It was her and Hawkeye's time to shine. (((((

 

[Acorn]

The condom burst.

 

[Fusebox]

Good for her.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

The condom burst.

:lol

 

[davepoobond]

Nice, they'll get even bigger.

This is my thought.

 

[Anticitizen One]

jesus the guy is ugly as fuck to boot

 

[SwiftDeath]

but my waifu :'(

 

[Wilsongt]

Poor straightGAF... But, hey, at least her tits will get bigger.

 

[Soriku]

Hoping this will be a thread full of images and GIFS, please don't disappoint GAF.

 

[Admiral Bone to Pick]

Picture of him (in case people were wondering)

 

[SolsticeZero]

Nice, they'll get even bigger.

My first thought.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

Up the bum no babies

 

[TacticalFox88]

Welp. Hope they use a lot of stunt doubles and film her scenes before she starts to show

 

[NinjaBoiX]

But them titties tho.

Nice, they'll get even bigger.

Lucky kid...

 

[Zen_Arcade]

It's hilarious how this thread is pretty much split 50/50 between people that are bummed that they'll never get to have sex with her and people that are worried about is she can play a comic book character.

 

[Ephemeris]

yeah, I'm the father. It was arranged.

 

[Anticitizen One]

What about The Avengers 2?

recast to who they originally wanted:

 

[Grizzo]

The condom burst.

Too good.

 

[Shadow780]

Post-preggo ScarletJo in a nightgown?

 

[Leunam]

It's hilarious how this thread is pretty much split 50/50 between people that are bummed that they'll never get to have sex with her and people that are worried about is she can play a comic book character.

The comic book crowd is more grounded in reality.

 

[Esch]

Jacknicholsonyessss.gif

 

[shield]

...huh. Wonder how this will affect Avengers 2...

Easy, she'll just hold a large handbag in front of her catsuit all the time

 

[fallengorn]

Welp, Avengers 2 will be interesting.

Black Widow to carry grocery bags and stand behind couches for most of the movie confirmed.

 

[il Diavolo]

ScarJo how could you? Our love has had to endure your not knowing I exist and now this? Stop testing our love!

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

So...even more obvious stunt double use in Avengers 2?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

But....what about the Black Widow solo movies????

RECAST, FUCK YEAH.

 

[Toa TAK]

The comic book crowd is more grounded in reality.

 

[Cat]

Congrats to her!

 

[PinkCrayon]

So...even more obvious stunt double use in Avengers 2?

Not sure how that's possible.

 

[VanquishUK]

Picture of him (in case people were wondering)

FUCK

 

[Coffee Dog]

No! Fucking christ, NO

 

[UrokeJoe]

brb going to the kitchen for milk and cookies.

 

[FairyD]

Good god is that man good looking. ScarJo is lucky.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

FUCK

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[Fevaweva]

First Olivia Wilde and now Scarlett Johansson.

#foreveralone