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[Mr. Smiley]

The dream is dead.

 

[Wag]

That baby is gonna tear that shit up!!!

 

[steveovig]

Why does he look so miserable?

 

[billy beane]

Shout out to Romain Dauriac. He's living the dream.

 

[Omni]

But I called dibs!

 

[VanquishUK]

neogaf.gif

lol

 

[Slayven]

I would pay a 100k to eat a bowl of frosted flakes soaked in her titty milk.

 

[Intheflorsh]

For fuck's sake people, you're supposed to say "congratulations".

 

[doctorblurg]

Did his dick explode in her vagina too?

 

[Toa TAK]

First Olivia Wilde and now Scarlett Johansson.

#foreveralone

tbh I'm still more upset about Olivia Wilde. But Jason Sudeikis is okay in my book so it doesn't hurt too much.

 

[Dares]

I look forward to pics of her Pregnant breasts.

 

[Count Dookkake]

We live in an awful world.

 

[Agnostic]

I would pay a 100k to eat a bowl of frosted flakes soaked in her titty milk.

I would build on illegal settlements just for a taste of her Sodastream.

 

[SteveWinwood]

wasnt she already once

who am i thinking of

 

[SimleuqiR]

Is it me or this guy looks like a younger Danny Hutson?

Also,

She has a type

 

[Rich!]

wasnt she already once

who am i thinking of

jessica alba?

 

[jambo]

Why does he look so miserable?

He's French.

 

[Namikaze1]

FUCK

My exact reaction. Now my classmate are giving me weird looks. Wonder what this means for Avengers 2?

 

[SteveWinwood]

jessica alba?

yeah probably

i can keep these people straight

 

[dbztrk]

He's no Ryan Reynolds but I wish her well.

 

[Stinkles]

FUCK

fixed.

 

[zeopower6]

This thread provided exactly what I thought it would, lol.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

OP is slipping, she's Pregnant!!!

Edit:

Also, what the fuck is up with MAGGIE LANGE's writing style?

 

[Tenck]

Romain Dauriac

What an odd way to spell my name!

 

[Toa TAK]

He's French.

Dayum.

I still love you FrenchGAF.

But guys I'm sure she'll still look great throughout her pregnancy. Let's try to be supportive.

Spoiler

LOL

 

[speculawyer]

Why didn't she tell me in person instead of having me find out through the media?

 

[Exotoro]

damn it

 

[Courage]

this is a goddamn nightmare

 

[anaron]

What about Avengers? This is spectacularly bad timing

 

[War Peaceman]

He's no Ryan Reynolds but I wish her well.

Ryan Reynolds is boring as hell though.

Selfishly this news annoys me because I enjoy her as an actress, but good luck to her anyway.

 

[SJRB]

Well I guess that's that.

 

[FStop7]

What about Avengers? This is spectacularly bad timing

Really?

 

[PJV3]

Potential boob bonanza.

 

[Courage]

Really?

yeah bro i need my shitty comic book movie before she even thinks about deciding to start a family

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

NOOOO!!!!

 

[jmdajr]

shit

 

[kittenbreath]

ScarJo and her French journalist boyfriend, Romain Dauriac, must have done it at least once, because they are expecting a baby! That's what that means, you know, when people are expecting a baby.

Which 12-year-old junior reporter did they hire to start covering the pop culture beat?

 

[Lamel]

Bring on the bigger tits.

I would pay a 100k to eat a bowl of frosted flakes soaked in her titty milk.

Lol

 

[Savitar]

On the minus, someone else did it.

On the plus. Big boobs.

It's a trade off.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Her fiancé is a babe

 

[Mrcapcom]

 

[Spinluck]

FUCK

should've been me. :'(

 

[Cragvis]

Divorce in 2 years after he cheats on her. Gotta keep it typical.

 

[hausaffe]

I am so happy right now. I know I could'nt have her, but now I can get pictures of a pregnant scarlett. Shoot me, but pregnant woman are hot and she will be a feminine beauty. Can't wait.
That is really one of the few things I am looking forward to this year. Could not be happier for them.

 

[Toa TAK]

Really?

Well, yeah. You are on GAF after all.

And I'm so hyped.

 

[javac]

Why is everyone so angry for. Like you all had a chance or something and the dreams over now. :^)

 

[NinjaBoiX]

jessica alba?

yeah probably

i can keep these people straight

I don't get the confusion here, they don't look much alike.

Alba is god tier though.

Good lord woman...

 

[Courage]

That is really one of the few things I am looking forward to this year.

lol

 

[MisterHero]

that's not what the Captain America poster says

if anything she's thinner

 

[Shadow780]

FUCK

Come on, that camera guy in the back is the perfect fat kid 2.0 in that Megan Fox picture.