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[FrostuTheNinja]

Their faces really don't change. I swear someone has photoshopped the same face onto each sister in every single photo.

Wh... What the fuck? It looks like a photoshop.

They look annoying or horrifying, I can't decide.

Edit,: God damn your edit!

 

[doctorcdcs]

Someone shop a couple of paper bags on their heads and see if it makes them look better

 

[Zaptruder]

I feel sad for these girls.

Fair enough, they want to be beautiful. That's a condition that afflicts most of the planet.

But... to have the means to do that to yourselves, without a mote of understanding of what is normally considered beautiful... results in such tragically farcical moments that others looking on have little choice but to shake their heads in despair.

It's like they're so deep in the grip of their delusion, that people have no choice but to take pity and eek out a pallid "oh... you're so pretty", less they have to broach to uncomfortable topic of the fact they actually look like plastic blow up dolls. Not even the more upscale real dolls, but actually humanized versions of the comical inflatable love dolls that are a hollywood staple of sad lonely men world over.

 

[zeemumu]

Why do they never take off their mask?

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask...literally.

 

[terrisus]

I don't know if I should laugh or adopt a fetal position.

whynotboth.gif

 

[chickdigger802]

whats up with the lightning on the faces. did ubisoft do the surgery?

 

[AlexMogil]

LOVE THAT JOKER

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

whats up with the lightning on the faces. did ubisoft do the surgery?

Yeah, they looked better 2 years ago.

 

[terrisus]

LOVE THAT JOKER

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Everything in Australia is deadly.

 

[ganon]

Ugh, don't want to sound mean or rude, but they spent $200k for that look?...........

 

[Pop]

Damn thems looking scary. Hate to walk in on them while in the dark.

 

[Eleuin]

stop quoting all the goddamn pictures!

 

[BitStyle]

whats up with the lightning on the faces. did ubisoft do the surgery?

Yeah, they looked better 2 years ago.

lol

 

[Odrion]

Found a picture of the boyfriend

dead

 

[Bluenova]

I get bioshock vibes.

their makeup is terrible, the flash photography is terrible, the creepy smile is terrible, I think they may actually be somewhat attractive tho without presenting such fakeness? its so bizzare

 

[Marky Mark]

Another video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtwIihnnL5c

 

[PK_man]

man i came to this thread thinking this guy is so lucky, unknowingly banging 2 chicks at the same time.....

......until I saw the pics.......

my gawd, they look like 48 instead of 28, and those things that used to be lips.... 200k NOT well spent.

 

[CheezyMac88]

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Well................. good for that dude.

 

[Heshinsi]

Good lord. That's, well, something all right.

Hahaha what the hell is this from?

 

[MIMIC]

The boyfriend is in a relationship with a set of twins? Lucky fucker

 

[Slayer-33]

Creepy as fuck

 

[Sioen]

Nice boobs.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Hahaha what the hell is this from?

The Rundown. I liked that movie.

 

[Femmeworth]

Maybe Greek mythology was actually correct and we are staring at the descendents of Narcissus. The boyfriend is a glorified sex toy and a decoy to hide their full on incestuous relationship.

They would certainly make for an interesting case study.

 

[~Kinggi~]

Have lots of money, get to date creepy twins, makes a nice dinner party story.

 

[Mortemis]

This looks like some sort of creepy shit you'd see in shitty horror movies. Those smiles scare me honestly.

whats up with the lightning on the faces. did ubisoft do the surgery?

Yeah, they looked better 2 years ago.

Holy shit I laughed way harder at this then I should've. Lmao

 

[Pickles Spill]

Why do they never take off their mask?

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.
Edit:

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask...literally.

Ninja'd

 

[NegativeCero]

I was prepared to be somewhat jealous of said boyfriend, but jesus they should've stopped before they began.

 

[Arde5643]

Fuck, it's like real uncanny valley squared.

 

[EVOL 100%]

jesus christ that's creepy

 

[JDSN]

Someone edit out everything but the faces so we can explore this thread to its full potential.

 

[Unknown One]

I'm scared and hard at the same time.

 

[Twilight Gap]

inb4shoops

Or after. I honestly can't fucking tell

 

[Alucrid]

the same mental issues too, apparently

 

[Korigama]

Welp, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

 

[Arde5643]

I'm scared and hard at the same time.

"So nasty you gotta fuck it" syndrome?

 

[-Deimos]

I just don't understand people like this...

Their lips look like they've been stung by a swarm of bees.

 

[brokenbeans]

All I see is boobs I'm so moist.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Why do they never take off their mask?

No one cared who they were before they put on the mask.

edit: beaten.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Holy shiiiiiiiit

 

[docbon]

let's get spooky in here

 

[AlexMogil]

Not going to lie. Kinda want to look at their hoo hoos and boo boos. Just want to see if the work is the same. It'd be stereoscopic.

Additionally their poo poos

 

[Sye d'Burns]

After some digging, I've managed to find a picture of the elusive boyfriend:

 

[Dunk#7]

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

After 3 seconds of looking at them, it is a guaranteed fact, both scientifically and opinionally (<- not a real word) that...that...IT DID NOT WORK AT ALL. GOOD JOB WASTING 200K WING WANGS ON DAT SURGERY. End caps lock transmission.

 

[Himynameischris]

Picture number 8 at the link....

Huh I saw that picture and I though it was the same...doesn't seem like they changed much...

 

[criesofthepast]

Disgusting and sad.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Oh wow, their father had the most amazing hair!