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[Alphahawk]

So yesterday I got a weird call I answered it and a computerized voice say "Hello this is an important message for ___ (My real name) if this is ___ please give us a call at ___(Phone number)" Ok first of all what struct me as odd was that this was a phone call I answered asking me to call someone. Now previously I had gotten this message as a voicemail so I decided I ought to call them back so I looked up the number and it turned out it wasn't even the number that they called from. Thirdly I called the place and it was some shipping company. WTF?

 

[Tornado Condor]

i think you just got anally fucked

 

[Like the hat?]

i think you just got anally fucked

:lol best response ever

 

[bjork]

Your phone has a virus.

 

[impirius]

The call is coming from inside the computer

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

The automated system has the hots for you. Go get some toned ass you fool!

 

[reaver18]

I got a really weird call like that one day. The digits were just 6000 and it was a mexican answering machine that I couldn't understand. The creepy part was my friend right next to me got the same call about 20 minutes later and we don't have the same service provider.

 

[dasein]

I got a really weird call like that one day. The digits were just 6000 and it was a mexican answering machine that I couldn't understand. The creepy part was my friend right next to me got the same call about 20 minutes later and we don't have the same service provider.

how do you know the answering machine was made in Mexico, was made by Mexicans, or is a Mexican brand?

 

[Shadowlink]

Is it a 1-800 number? if it is, go here http://800notes.com/

 

[GhostSeed]

i think you just got anally fucked

:lol :lol

 

[Alphahawk]

Is it a 1-800 number? if it is, go here http://800notes.com/

No it's not an 800 number...

 

[chickensoup]

Did the phone call cost you something stupid like $17 per minute?

 

[Scopebob Sniperpants]

"Hello this is an important message for hermaphrodites if this is Jamie Lee Curtis please give us a call at Eddie Murphy's home"

 

[bggrthnjsus]

i like how we're so technologically dependent now that we actually have to think twice about whether it's bullshit when a machine tells us something is important over the phone

 

[Rezbit]

Sounds like a company trying to sell you something. There is a fucking epidemic in Australia with that.

"Hello, is this Mr. Such-and-such? I would just like to inform you, that you have won a FREE PHONE. All you have to do is sign on for..."

"I don't want a free fucking phone."

"But it's free!"

*hangs up*

 

[Rorschach]

"Hello this is an important message for hermaphrodites if this is Jamie Lee Curtis please give us a call at Eddie Murphy's home"

Madlibs king!

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

i like how we're so technologically dependent now that we actually have to think twice about whether it's bullshit when a machine tells us something is important over the phone

 

[Alphahawk]

Sounds like a company trying to sell you something. There is a fucking epidemic in Australia with that.

"Hello, is this Mr. Such-and-such? I would just like to inform you, that you have won a FREE PHONE. All you have to do is sign on for..."

"I don't want a free fucking phone."

"But it's free!"

*hangs up*

But why do they want me to call them back? And they've called me twice too.

"Hello this is an important message for hermaphrodites if this is Jamie Lee Curtis please give us a call at Eddie Murphy's home"

Well played my man well played. :lol

 

[Alphahawk]

dp

 

[reaver18]

how do you know the answering machine was made in Mexico, was made by Mexicans, or is a Mexican brand?

it was speaking in spanish and I live in AZ so I assumed it was mexican

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

But why do they want me to call them back?

It's the worst kind of telemarketing; the kind that won't waste their human time to waste your human time.