April Fools 2014 Fake Stuff Thread
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The draenei's sexiness has been a staple of the WoW ERP community. I'm sure they are on edge to see what blizzard does with the new models.
Banderdash
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Mechwarrior Online announces the UrbanMech.
http://mwomercs.com/news/2014/04/815-urbanmech-arrives-on-battlefield
We're excited to announce the UrbanMech UM-R60! This little guy packs quite the little punch with 1 AC/10 and 1 Small Laser for popping off those Mechs you know are hiding in an urban area. With a top speed of 32.4 kph, you won't be expected to chase down those pesky Jenners. Finally!
The UrbanMech UM-R60 will be available from April 1st with a Premium Skin. This unique Mech is available to only the most loyal MechWarriors, including 2 variants and the additional Hero variant.
A new Hero Mech arrives on the battlefield! The UM-CUB "Urbie Curby" comes hot from the manufacturer with two rear mounted AC/20s for pummeling at close range. Grab a partner pilot to join the glory, this Mech has no need for an engine! Ask a lancemate to tow you around (Attach hitch with "E") or stay put at your base like a defensive turret.
http://mwomercs.com/news/2014/04/815-urbanmech-arrives-on-battlefield
We're excited to announce the UrbanMech UM-R60! This little guy packs quite the little punch with 1 AC/10 and 1 Small Laser for popping off those Mechs you know are hiding in an urban area. With a top speed of 32.4 kph, you won't be expected to chase down those pesky Jenners. Finally!
The UrbanMech UM-R60 will be available from April 1st with a Premium Skin. This unique Mech is available to only the most loyal MechWarriors, including 2 variants and the additional Hero variant.
A new Hero Mech arrives on the battlefield! The UM-CUB "Urbie Curby" comes hot from the manufacturer with two rear mounted AC/20s for pummeling at close range. Grab a partner pilot to join the glory, this Mech has no need for an engine! Ask a lancemate to tow you around (Attach hitch with "E") or stay put at your base like a defensive turret.
BibiMaghoo
Member
Heisters,
It seems that the police together with Gensec have gone all out in their efforts to stop us from heisting. Below we share the little information we've gathered from these new enemies.
Introducing the Mirror Shield
Using the latest Gensec developed L.I.N.K. technology, the new Mirror Shields will be able to reflect any projectiles that are shot at them. Also, trying to melee the shield will make you melee yourself.
Introducing the Cloaker Cloaker
The Cloaker Cloaker has taken stealth to a completely new level. Instead of running, the CC's use a special device to teleport themselves to any destination of their choosing. The sound effect they transmit has also been increased to be louder.
Introducing the Titandozer
The Titandozer will be your biggest challenge yet, literally. Standing taller than most buildings in Washington D.C., the Titandozer is armed with a titan armor and heavy machinery.
The release of these three new law enforcers is to be announced, although it will most likely be overpriced DLC.
Almir
OVERKILL - a Starbreeze Studio.
PurpleMoustache
Member
Phil Fish said FEZ II is a thing again
Backfoggen
Banned
This one got me. Fuck I want Fez The Second.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
I don't know why I never noticed the "translate" option on Twitter, but translating everything to German is by far the best thing that ever happened to me. Thanks Bing Translator
They can fuck off, Urbie is no joking matter.
CarbonRevenge
Banned
Is it sad that i'd put money down for that DLC? If it ever existed?
Heart of Black
Member
The joke is that either Fez II never existed, or it was never cancelled.
and the ACTUAL goat legs (the community calls Draenei spacegoats)
That Oculus support for Farmville is lulz-tastic.
Baron von Loathsome
Member
Lab Zero Games announces a new character for Skullgirls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXN5yr4dGIc
this one is great
Tonidayo
Member
Baron von Loathsome
Member
Oh snap, this character has actually been patched into the Steam version.
MaximumSpider
Banned
This is amazing
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
omg
Optimus Prime Titanfall DLC is personal fave 
http://www.mediastinger.com/titanfall-optimus-prime-dlc-trailer/
http://www.mediastinger.com/titanfall-optimus-prime-dlc-trailer/
Winterfang
Banned
That looks sick as fuck.
Man, LabZero are great developers. Wish I could play SkullGirls competently, though. Maybe they'll eventually do that beat-em-up they've been teasing?
Totally fell for it.
"Come back when you can learn to manipulate sand or something"
Hahaha holy crap at that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure reference.
Damn, seriously?! Wonder if it'll hit consoles as well. Really need to play Encore & finally try Squigly out.
Robert at Zeboyd Games
Banned
Half-Minute Hero 2 announced for April 4th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g30sLbr9aU
Pretty sure the date is accurate (they've been teasing the game coming out soon for the past couple weeks), but some of the info is obviously false ($999, Occulus Rift support).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g30sLbr9aU
Pretty sure the date is accurate (they've been teasing the game coming out soon for the past couple weeks), but some of the info is obviously false ($999, Occulus Rift support).
Mister Chippy
Member
EDIT: What the heck, made a thread for it. Too cool not to.
Capcom reveals new Mega Man X
...model kit.
Rockman Corner Article
Original Announcement
I need this. I need this so badly.
Path of Exile is now pay to win!
Announcement
http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/871214
Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w19sqGjmNlY
Path of Exile: "Even when we're pay to win we're still fairer than 99% of the other games out there."
Also that Nickle and Dime joke was great.
The XBone subreddit does, not 100% sure why though. It may have to do with them seeing it as being related to /r/pcmasterrace.
I actually hope this is true. I liked Fez and while Phil Fish acted like an asshole he didn't deserve the overwhelming mountain of hate he got. Plus, he wasn't 100% wrong either. Maybe completely lacking it tact, but also not 100% wrong.
TheSlySoul
Member
I have to give it to Blizzard and Google, they were quite funny. The idea of a controller with a credit card function is pretty funny. Too bad the Google Maps doesn't work for Android tablets.
Edit: OMG, go to Steam today. Holy crap!
Edit: OMG, go to Steam today. Holy crap!
Doc Holliday
SPOILER: Columbus finds America
Wow...this is fucked up.
http://kotaku.com/frostbites-april-...m_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow
@FrostbiteEngine
Frostbite now runs on the #WiiU since it is the most powerful Gen4 platform, our renderer is now optimized for Mario and Zelda.
1:48 AM - 1 Apr 2014
@FrostbiteEngine
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Good news, we have finally fixed and optimized our 'netcode'. Uses quantum entanglement for Zero Latency connections. Exclusively on #WiiU.
@FrostbiteEngine
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Frostbite will power #HalfLife3, coming out summer 2014! #WiiU exclusive.
http://kotaku.com/frostbites-april-...m_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow
@FrostbiteEngine
Frostbite now runs on the #WiiU since it is the most powerful Gen4 platform, our renderer is now optimized for Mario and Zelda.
1:48 AM - 1 Apr 2014
@FrostbiteEngine
Follow
Good news, we have finally fixed and optimized our 'netcode'. Uses quantum entanglement for Zero Latency connections. Exclusively on #WiiU.
@FrostbiteEngine
Follow
Frostbite will power #HalfLife3, coming out summer 2014! #WiiU exclusive.
The other two are funny in a mean way, but the netcode one was way too far. Having an april fools for their own fuck up? wow.
Eh? All i see is normal Steam, browser or client. (And if you're talking about that Facebook Steam thing, its URL doesn't match the real one)
Maybe they should also tweet that Battlefield 4 now works, since they seem fond of unfunny jokes.
Baron von Loathsome
Member
Did ppl see the Reddit XBOX ONE forum. It's skinned up as GAF.
This is not gonna end well.
hardcastlemccormick
Banned
This is hilarious.
The ultimate april fool's joke would to be subvert the expectation that this was a joke and actually do it. That way, he'd be able to develop the game without the internet up his ass the entire time... THINK ABOUT IT!
Haunted
Member
Best April Fools yet.
Exotoro
Member
oh my GOD
astrogamer
Member
Or is it?
BibiMaghoo
Member
It's not sad. You just clearly hate winning. Teleporting cloakers would be the end of successful heists.
Haunted
Member
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