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[Alrus]

I lost 3 hours playing this stupid thing The chat is mesmerizing.

 

[clockworkinyou]

oh my god. my giggling is fucking up my flapp-gress

 

[Kouriozan]

[18:42] Mr Iwata : I would like to announce Mother 4
[18:42] oculus rift : let me tell you about facebook
[18:42] Masahiro Samurai : stupid Americans playing on Final Destination
[18:42] Super Mario 3D World : knack beat me
[18:42] Super Mario 3D World :
[18:42] vita : please announce games i dont wanna be dusty
[18:42] yoshida : I believe that when we announce dark cloud 3 at e3
[18:43] yoshida : ps4 sales will increase a little
[18:43] Reggie : My Vita is ready
[18:43] smokey dave : My vita is never dusty
[18:43] smokey dave : I use it everyday
[18:43] oculus rift : im sure you have a facebook account
[18:43] WiiU : My games are better than your dumb QTE movies
[18:43] smokey dave : i'm using the camera functionality of my vita
[18:43] vita : i love smokeydave he uses me everyday
[18:43] smokey dave : to take pictures of this and share it on twitter
[18:43] smokey dave : The camera on the vita is god like
[18:43] smokey dave : Vita has an amazing camera
[18:43] smokey dave : the vita camera has all the megapixels you need
[18:43] WiiU : Dave is it true you own 999 of the UKs PSVitas?
[18:43] yoshida : last guardian will have hole big enough for
[18:43] smokey dave : and with ps+ it has all the games you need as well
[18:43] yoshida : any dick size

I can't take this anymore :lol

/dead :lol

 

[Vashetti]

[17:28] HunterCero : what the fuck is this madness
[17:28] WiiU : Rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated
[17:28] Vita Master Race : suck it brah
[17:28] Stinkles : Halo 2 Anniversary 9 30 2014
[17:28] nbnt : Damn I was about to go to bed
[17:28] bishbigballs : darth vader is luke's father
[17:28] HunterCero : flappysmokey is flappysmokein
[17:28] Waffle : MAN IF FLAPPY BIRD ENDS UP ON VITA
[17:28] game-biz : Vashetti, that's not right INstead you should
[17:28] Vashetti : The Last of Flappy
[17:28] Smokey dave's dad : SON
[17:28] game-biz : give money to the poor
[17:28] Waffle : THE VITA WILL FINALLY HAVE A GAME
[17:28] Stinkles : buy an Xbox One please
[17:28] game-biz : you are evil
[17:28] yoshida : I will make sure that PSA2 isn't a shitty game
[17:28] Stinkles : My job is at risk
[17:28] bishbigballs : ydarth vader is luke's father
[17:28] Stinkles : if you don't buy an xbox one I will be laid off
[17:28] Vashetti : The poor will have TLOU

oh shit

umm why the fuck is someone impersonating me

 

[antitrop]

umm why the fuck is someone impersonating me

You've made it, congratulations.

 

[Thursday War]

[18:47] smokey dave : i polish my vita every morning
[18:47] smokey dave : and tuck it into bed every night
[18:47] smokey dave : i bought a vita so i could game on the go
[18:47] smokey dave : while taking care of my children
[18:47] Masahiro Samurai : I am removing Mega Man from Smash per Capcom's req
[18:47] smokey dave : but now i game so much on the vita
[18:47] smokey dave : that my wife and children left me
[18:47] smokey dave : please help
[18:48] facebook : let me tell you about virtual reality
[18:48] 32MB ESRAM : Hello Xbox One
[18:48] Xbox One : dreamcast, join me in stoning WiiU
[18:48] facebook : do you like talking with your high school friends
[18:48] facebook : well with virtual reality
[18:48] smokey dave : they are only allowed to watch me play the vita
[18:48] Xbox One : 32MB ESRAM How come you didnt call me
[18:48] facebook : it's like they're almost there
[18:48] SEGA DREAMCAST : Get out Xbox One Uhh what, I was using Kinect
[18:48] 32MB ESRAM : Sorry Xbox One
[18:48] Xbox One : i thought we had a good date
[18:48] Masahiro Samurai : Mr Iwata the Ridley stage hazard trailer is ready
[18:48] Ouya : hey there wiiu, you don't have it as bad as I do
[18:48] facebook : you may punch them if you wish

 

[clockworkinyou]

the smokey dave impersonator is fucking on point.

 

[Smellycat]

Dong Nguyen

 

[LiquidMetal14]

[18:47] smokey dave : i polish my vita every morning
[18:47] smokey dave : and tuck it into bed every night
[18:47] smokey dave : i bought a vita so i could game on the go
[18:47] smokey dave : while taking care of my children
[18:47] Masahiro Samurai : I am removing Mega Man from Smash per Capcom's req
[18:47] smokey dave : but now i game so much on the vita
[18:47] smokey dave : that my wife and children left me
[18:47] smokey dave : please help
[18:48] facebook : let me tell you about virtual reality
[18:48] 32MB ESRAM : Hello Xbox One
[18:48] Xbox One : dreamcast, join me in stoning WiiU
[18:48] facebook : do you like talking with your high school friends
[18:48] facebook : well with virtual reality
[18:48] smokey dave : they are only allowed to watch me play the vita
[18:48] Xbox One : 32MB ESRAM How come you didnt call me
[18:48] facebook : it's like they're almost there
[18:48] SEGA DREAMCAST : Get out Xbox One Uhh what, I was using Kinect
[18:48] 32MB ESRAM : Sorry Xbox One
[18:48] Xbox One : i thought we had a good date
[18:48] Masahiro Samurai : Mr Iwata the Ridley stage hazard trailer is ready
[18:48] Ouya : hey there wiiu, you don't have it as bad as I do
[18:48] facebook : you may punch them if you wish

HAHAHA

 

[Vashetti]

You've made it, congratulations.

do I get a tag now?

 

[LiquidMetal14]

ntkrnl dropping that Shenmue truth.

 

[Spine_Ripper]

[18:42] Mr Iwata : I would like to announce Mother 4
[18:42] oculus rift : let me tell you about facebook
[18:42] Masahiro Samurai : stupid Americans playing on Final Destination
[18:42] Super Mario 3D World : knack beat me
[18:42] Super Mario 3D World :
[18:42] vita : please announce games i dont wanna be dusty
[18:42] yoshida : I believe that when we announce dark cloud 3 at e3
[18:43] yoshida : ps4 sales will increase a little
[18:43] Reggie : My Vita is ready
[18:43] smokey dave : My vita is never dusty
[18:43] smokey dave : I use it everyday
[18:43] oculus rift : im sure you have a facebook account
[18:43] WiiU : My games are better than your dumb QTE movies
[18:43] smokey dave : i'm using the camera functionality of my vita
[18:43] vita : i love smokeydave he uses me everyday
[18:43] smokey dave : to take pictures of this and share it on twitter
[18:43] smokey dave : The camera on the vita is god like
[18:43] smokey dave : Vita has an amazing camera
[18:43] smokey dave : the vita camera has all the megapixels you need
[18:43] WiiU : Dave is it true you own 999 of the UKs PSVitas?
[18:43] yoshida : last guardian will have hole big enough for
[18:43] smokey dave : and with ps+ it has all the games you need as well
[18:43] yoshida : any dick size

I can't take this anymore :lol

my fucking sides...they hurt.

 

[Atlas157]

ntkrnl dropping that Shenmue truth.

What did he say?

 

[trixx]

this is hilarious

 

[Thursday War]

What did he say?

shenmue 3 exclusive to xb1 :lol :lol

 

[RdN]

Hahahaha, this is great. The first 2 pipes are so funny.

 

[Grizzo]

This is so laggy, I can't play properly for even just one pipe, but yet it's so mesmerizing. I love it.

 

[PaperFlame]

dat lag in the beginning

 

[Darkroronoa]

This must be the best game of all time.

 

[JayEH]

Why not?

 

[Spine_Ripper]

umm why the fuck is someone impersonating me

The Last of Flappy

Goddamn hahaha

 

[Kouriozan]

Of course, there must be a spammer coming to ruin the fun everytime.

 

[oti]

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS ISN'T FROG FRACTIONS 2?

 

[Horseticuffs]

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS ISN'T FROG FRACTIONS 2?

How do you know this thread isn't Frog Fractions 2?

 

[Jimmyfenix]

That butt guy is making a lot of sense.

 

[Camwi]

22 atm. Feel pretty good about that.

 

[Kazerei]

guise stahp

I can't get a good high score with the chat distracting me

 

[oti]

How do you know this thread isn't Frog Fractions 2?

HOW DO I KNOW THIS POST ISN'T FROG FRACTIONS 2?

 

[LOLDSFAN]

32 got me in the top 10 that last round. Feels good.

 

[Darkroronoa]

32 got me in the top 10 that last round. Feels good.

I feel like i play on an arcade machine and i must beat the high scores so i can write something on the high scores table like the old times

i could do it if i wasnt geting distracted by all those joke nicknames xD

 

[Horseticuffs]

HOW DO I KNOW THIS POST ISN'T FROG FRACTIONS 2?

WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUAL FRACTIONS WITHIN THE SAME UNIVERSAL FROG GOD

 

[adamantypants]

Okay this is pretty fucking great.

 

[lantus]

damn you flappy bird, so addicting!

 

[Bullza2o]

I'm gonna have to try this later when I get near a computer. I can't seem to play on my phone.

 

[FaintDeftone]

This is too addictive and popular. It needs to be pulled from the internet.

 

[GhaleonEB]

I'm convinced all those ghosts going past the first pipe are lies to make me think you can actually get past it. Lies!

 

[Jedi2016]

I'm convinced all those ghosts going past the first pipe are lies to make me think you can actually get past it. Lies!

I got past the first pipe. Easily one out of twenty tries, no problem. I've even made it past the second. Twice. And then, well... we don't talk about what happens next.

 

[Vashetti]

I'm convinced all those ghosts going past the first pipe are lies to make me think you can actually get past it. Lies!

I think it's just you that can't

 

[LiquidMetal14]

I'm convinced all those ghosts going past the first pipe are lies to make me think you can actually get past it. Lies!

Gets better once you get to level 7ish.

 

[Horseticuffs]

I'm convinced all those ghosts going past the first pipe are lies to make me think you can actually get past it. Lies!

You've got to account for bots. I'm going with bots.

 

[MThanded]

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS ISN'T FROG FRACTIONS 2?

oh snap

 

[Camwi]

I'm convinced all those ghosts going past the first pipe are lies to make me think you can actually get past it. Lies!

I'm not convinced that all the birds that are dropping BEFORE the first pipe are real. There's so many of 'em.

 

[Nathan_Drake]

wow i just wasted 10 minutes and got a 4! Funk this

 

[Graphics Horse]

It stops registering pipes sometimes :/

 

[DukeBobby]

11 on my first try. Not bad I guess.

Flappy Goat is much harder.

 

[Thursday War]

It stops registering pipes sometimes :/

oh my god your tag

 

[Arc]

GAF competition at its finest!

 

[BinaryPork2737]

Never played Flappy Bird before, but I'm in.

 

[nbnt]

Goomba64: 102

Damn this thing, I'm off to bed. Is it me or is the hitbox really messed up? And when it lags it skips some frames, leading to a sudden death. Fix this shit, Guerrilla.

 

[eot]

I'm shit at this game, but it makes me feel like I pressed the button in time every time I flap too late.