GiantEnemyGoomba
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*Sakurai walks out onstage. Everyone puzzles over why he's shirtless.*
Sakurai: "I am pleased to announce that Ridley, the arch-nemesis of Samus Aran, is playable in the new Super Smash Bros.! To celebrate, I have tattooed him on my body."
Reporter: "Sakurai-san -- we don't see any tattoos on your chest or back."
Sakurai: "Oh Yankee, that's because I tattooed him on the biggest part of my body."
*Sakurai drops his pants and the first five rows of reporters in the Kodak Theatre are flattened by what flops out*
This mental image is never going to go away.