Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread 7: How Can My Smash Brother Be This Cut

*Sakurai walks out onstage. Everyone puzzles over why he's shirtless.*

Sakurai: "I am pleased to announce that Ridley, the arch-nemesis of Samus Aran, is playable in the new Super Smash Bros.! To celebrate, I have tattooed him on my body."

Reporter: "Sakurai-san -- we don't see any tattoos on your chest or back."

Sakurai: "Oh Yankee, that's because I tattooed him on the biggest part of my body."

*Sakurai drops his pants and the first five rows of reporters in the Kodak Theatre are flattened by what flops out*

This mental image is never going to go away.
 
Oh, hi thread 7!
E3 is like less than 2 months away, I guess that's where will get more newcomers, one or two veterans before would be nice.
 
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More like theprodigiousposter

Damn prodigy. I'm finally out of it!

Also, weak OT title.
 
So after that Smashboarder's analysis video posted last thread, I am pretty sold on hit stun not being cancelable and ending only after the white smoke trails dissipate. Especially considering how quickly we see characters air dodging when thrown or hit with weak attacks. (no smoke then)

This hypes me beyond belief if true. The amount of moveset tweaks and outright changes snuck into the smash direct is crazy and awesome too. Thanks again, DaBoss for your expert analysis. I haven't added the Bowser stuff yet, but I shall.

link?
 
"a song of palutena and ridley" doesn't even make sense

Is it a really unfortunate "song of ice and fire" reference?

If
when
smash has had so many OTs that there are no more good thread title ideas, maybe "A Song of Ice Climbers and Fire Flowers" is a less-than-terrible backup one.
 
Weak title.

That thread title makes me want to kill myself.

Bad Thread Title

Why did the thread title change? :(

guys just stop talking about the title please

it's really unimportant

New title is brilliant.

Old title was better.

... I... I think I know how Sakurai feels now.
 
Is it a really unfortunate "song of ice and fire" reference?

If
when
smash has had so many OTs that there are no more good thread title ideas, maybe "A Song of Ice Climbers and Fire Flowers" is a less-than-terrible backup one.

I dig this one! It's still got a slight bait-y feeling though since Ice Climbers aren't confirmed yet, though
 
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