Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread 7: How Can My Smash Brother Be This Cut

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"Pic of the Day. Despite her great blonde American booty, Zero Suit Samus can jump high thanks to her jet boots. Rocekt jump!"

wow
 
It's three in the morning, and I'm reading a Smash Bros thread about fictional women while listening to Starcraft music and looking at TF2 reaction gifs.
 
I wonder if her having Jet heels has something to do with her double jump now having an after image effect. That'd be a pretty neat touch. Sakurai said they pretty much augment everything she does.
 
Huh, I just noticed in the shot of Wii Fit Trainer lying down that you can see both the SNES Pilotwings island and Wuhu Island in the same shot. Not sure why I didn't notice that before.
 
To change the topic, how about that Villager and his side special. It damn well travels the length of Town and City and is rideable. That coupled with balloon trip makes for one OP recovery package. Luckily dem balloons are poppable
 
It's not like Sakurai is helping, lol.

You can't blame him for everything. It's partially the fans' fault for having dirty minds.

To change the topic, how about that Villager and his side special. It damn well travels the length of Town and City and is rideable. That coupled with balloon trip makes for one OP recovery package. Luckily dem balloons are poppable

I'm sure Sakurai wouldn't make Villager's recovery that good. Would he?
 
You can't blame him for everything. It's partially the fans' fault for having dirty minds.
Or a sense of humor that doesn't react to everything with a super-conservative Puritanical zeal

Acknowledging a character is designed to look sexy and having a little tongue-in-cheek fun with that isn't exactly pornography
 
Or a sense of humor that doesn't react to everything with a super-conservative Puritanical zeal

Acknowledging a character is designed to look sexy and having a little tongue-in-cheek fun with that isn't exactly pornography

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The attempts at censorship are borderline creepy in and of themselves sometimes , around here.
 
No one has made a lewd comment.

"Pic of the Day. Despite her great blonde American booty, Zero Suit Samus can jump high thanks to her jet boots. Rocekt jump!"

wow

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I dunno but dat some Kardashian-grade can right there.

ZSS seems to change body proportions depending on what angle you see her. She's like a walking Mystery Spot.

We must go deeper.

wayyyyy too easy
 
Not somehow acknowledging things that are deliberately designed to be provocative in a sexual fashion would be like a heterosexual male not acknowledging a naked women in front of his eyes. It isn't going to happen unless he's a blind man.
 
Or a sense of humor that doesn't react to everything with a super-conservative Puritanical zeal

Acknowledging a character is designed to look sexy and having a little tongue-in-cheek fun with that isn't exactly pornography

Oh I know that ZSS was designed to be very easy on the eyes. And that Sakurai is probably doing this on purpose. This is the same guy who managed to slip a naked lady into Kirby's Dreamland 2.
 
i feel like my conpiracy theory that nintendo is trying to turn samus into waifu is slowly revealing itself to be true.

edit: i think the next metroid is going to have animations from p.n03
 
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