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[Pete Rock]

dafuq

 

[spawnsniper]

Something needs to be done about letting people under 13 into GAF.

Op is 19 or 20 depending on bday.. But might as well act like that 16yr old. Lol

 

[Az]

OP is 19.
I wrote up a longer reply then I found out your age. You'll learn one day.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

Oh, alright. I'll continue the story.

So the day she texted me she was made earlier about fake friends. We all have em and alot of us typically associate with them for stuff. I made a sarcastic remark on FB earlier where I mentioned that an album on her FB was deceptive in a sarcastic manner due to it mentioning college life at my college but also had another college also found in that album. She got pissed at me for it and gave me her FB info.

There? Happy?

 

[Kisaya]

Oh good

 

[EviLore]

I'm happy, yeah.

 

[Saganator]

edit:
ok then nevermind. Thank you!

 

[Clydefrog]

lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

at least the op leaves with his dignity intact

 

[Blood Red Sky]

I love a story with a happy ending. Good night OP!

 

[Count Dookkake]

Not gonna be fooled by the attempt at saving face via trolling.

 

[Kazerei]

dat hammer

 

[Sai-kun]

No one is going to tolerate you with the attitude that you have, OP. Do you even have friends?

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

That was some seriously weak material for a troll.

 

[jWILL253]

I don't even know what's happening anymore...

 

[spawnsniper]

Wanted a tag (possibly?)
Got the hammer.

Idk why people take such effort in making stuff up. It's the internet, no one cares...

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

 

[Popnbake]

This is boring now

Not anymore. o:

 

[CharminUltra]

So... happy ending?

 

[qizah]

Goodnight, sweet prince.

 

[Delta Assault]

 

[Eighty Deuce]

Be glad you weren't married

 

[LumpOfCole]

Life isn't an Atlus game. You don't get the auto-love or the auto-sex if you perform certain tasks.

 

[Saganator]

Reading the OP's post history... apparently he's autistic. Makes sense, but now I kinda feel for the guy.

 

[Kisaya]

Life isn't an Atlus game. You don't get the auto-love or the auto-sex if you perform certain tasks.

lmao omg

imagine the social links this kid would probably have restarted

 

[lewisgone]

OP, what was the point of this?

Now you can't reply with a witty remark, you can only answer that to yourself. Just seems like a strange lie to create.

 

[OverlordSteph]

And the Ban Hammer has been dropped on our beloved OP

 

[Snkfanatic]

I'm happy, yeah.

You never know when he is watching...damn haha.

 

[RM8]

Life isn't an Atlus game. You don't get the auto-love or the auto-sex if you perform certain tasks.

Lol. These threads are always amusing.

 

[Paskil]

Great, banned OP, now I feel like a used condom.

 

[kmax]

He came for a tag, he left with a ban.

It was written in the stars

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

And the Ban Hammer has been dropped on our beloved OP

 

[lewisgone]

Why do people care so much about tags anyway?

And why does no one talk to me?

 

[Delta Assault]

Why do people care so much about tags anyway?

And why does no one talk to me?

You have to ask them to please respond. That works, I think.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Tagged for the gym

 

[BossLackey]

EDIT: Even if this was all fake, I still really dislike OP.

 

[Hylian7]

Oh, alright. I'll continue the story.

So the day she texted me she was made earlier about fake friends. We all have em and alot of us typically associate with them for stuff. I made a sarcastic remark on FB earlier where I mentioned that an album on her FB was deceptive in a sarcastic manner due to it mentioning college life at my college but also had another college also found in that album. She got pissed at me for it and gave me her FB info.

There? Happy?

I'm happy, yeah.

Best ban line I have seen in a long time. Well done!

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

I expected rightful compensation for my contributions.

This is such an amazing line that I expect will be meme'd and ruined in less than a year.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Why the hell would you want to date a chick that lusts after her high school boyfriend? Once you get to college, high school relationships should be over.

 

[Anion]

Wait, was this a troll/fictitious story?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Wait, was this a troll/fictitious story?

Only after he started getting shit.

 

[rtcn63]

Wait, was this a troll/fictitious story?

It could. It could not be. Possible OP is masking a true story under a fictional one, in order to save himself from the pain of a tortuous reality. Make light of it, instead of burning.

 

[EviLore]

Wait, was this a troll/fictitious story?

Probably not. Refer to the reddit image macro about playing off a sincere post as trolling after getting torn apart in an attempt to save face.

 

[Anion]

Only after he started getting shit.

It could. It could not be. Possible OP is masking a true story under a fictional one, in order to save himself from the pain of a tortuous reality. Make light of it, instead of burning.

Oh ok thanks. Seems...complex.

Probably not. Refer to the reddit image macro about playing off a sincere post as trolling after getting torn apart in an attempt to save face.

Ah ok.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Seeing how things played out is our compensation.

So many threads about love/heartbreak recently. Whats up, Gaf? Why so Love sick?

OT GAF has no game.

 

[Stinkles]

Man, I think a lot of gaf actually did recognize themselves in that mirror.

 

[shuri]

Artistic Interpretation of the OP's final act.

 

[spindashing]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

 

[rtcn63]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

People going cray waiting for Dark Souls II to drop on Steam. The preload mitigates the hurt, but only a bit.

 

[John Rabbit]

i'm starting to think GAF itself has reached sentience and is just churning out these impossible accounts as entertainment fodder for the rest of us.