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[rtcn63]

Canadians can afford to touch each other they got that fancy socialized healthstubs

 

[PandaPedinte]

Poke her with a 10ft pole

 

[Mdot]

Just friggin ask her out if you like her. Don't over think this.

 

[dbztrk]

Did your penis move?

 

[OrlanisWorks]

Poke her with a 10ft pole

Few men are blessed with such a gift.

 

[LiK]

fuck her right now

 

[RyougaSaotome]

Some of the advice in this thread is killing me.

Trying so hard to not laugh in the office. x_x

 

[Shining Sunshine]

Heavy, is that you?

 

[Live Free or Die]

Did you ask her if she is an archaeologist?

Heavy, is that you?

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother.

 

[Goldenroad]

I know GAF is pretty good at this stuff so just wanna know what she might be thinking. Any advice?

Ask her?

Has no one responded with this answer yet?

 

[Brakke]

GAF-gurus pls one time in second grade after a soccer game one of my friends smacked me on the butt and said "good game today huh" what does it mean.

pls respond.

 

[Fancy Clown]

You should probably marry her

 

[Kid Ska]

She was trying to touch the clock behind you.

 

[Winterfang]

Lots of hug girls from work touch me and hug me. But so does cockroaches and rats at my home, I guess I'm a very touchable person.

 

[crops55]

Don't look for the answer here.

 

[Ichabod]

Tractor beam. Sucked me right in.

 

[Fancy Clown]

Don't look for the answer here.

Don't listen to this man. Lots of good, wholesome advice here.

 

[Trouble]

I've only talked to her a few times but she had no problem breaking the touch barrier and touched my arm a few times. She's pretty cute and I wouldn't mind going out with her but I don't know how she really feels.

I know GAF is pretty good at this stuff so just wanna know what she might be thinking. Any advice?

I was on the fence until you wrote that.

 

[legacyzero]

 

[human5892]

I have a lot of personal space issues and don't like touching people in any way unless I'm extremely close with them. When I was younger I figured everyone was like this, which lead to a lot of misinterpreted friendly gestures.

Just trying to help you out, OP.

 

[Andrew.]

pls respond thread?

 

[Mistel]

pls respond thread?

Seems like it to me.

 

[MormaPope]

During the day she touches you during class, at night her boyfriend is wrist deep in her vaginé and shes touching his sweaty link passionately.

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

I hope you were wearing protection when she touched you. Never know how many other guys she touched that day.

 

[Elwood Blues]

Tell her to stop touching you or you'll break her arm. The ladies love an assertive man.

 

[crops55]

Don't listen to this man. Lots of good, wholesome advice here.

Okay, let me take a different approach.

I've only talked to her a few times but she had no problem breaking the touch barrier and touched my arm a few times. She's pretty cute and I wouldn't mind going out with her but I don't know how she really feels.

I know GAF is pretty good at this stuff so just wanna know what she might be thinking. Any advice?

The "touch barrier" you are referring is also known as human contact. Which of these options seem more likely to you?

The female population sometimes uses human contact/break the "touch barrier" to:
A) accompany or reinforce general communication
B) draw attention to compensate insecurity
C) express how one really feels
D) openly invite a borderline stranger to have mindless, heartless sex during normal business hours.

 

[Demon Ice]

Jesus Christ, OP. Guess it's time to break out your best fedora and start polishing up on your sonnet-writing.

 

[Professor Lich]

OP, make sure you DENNIS her.

Dennis is a verb?

 

[luxstellarum]

GAF-gurus pls one time in second grade after a soccer game one of my friends smacked me on the butt and said "good game today huh" what does it mean.

pls respond.

Bunch of mates

 

[Trouble]

Dennis is a verb?

 

[Azzurri]

When's the wedding OP?

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Dennis is a verb?

 

[Brakke]

GAF he responded what does it mean

 

[FTF]

...we built a snowman, she touched my leg!

 

[dr3upmushroom]

-Has the age of the OP been disclosed?
-What about the friction of the touch, was it a slight tap or full on grab?
-Did she feel your bulging muscles OP?
-Did she bite her lower lip while touching your arm?

WE NEED ANSWERS TO ASSES THE SITUATION AND GIVE PROPER GUIDANCE!

 

[Brofield]

lol

I've listened to the dramatic reading a hundred times, that's why I remembered

My God, I'm pissing myself with laughter. This is gold!

 

[Pai Pai Master]

What's the name of her seeing eye dog?

lol

 

[- J - D -]

Let me know when she lets you hold her hand for a little while in class. That's when I knew she was definitely interested. And she eventually became my girlfriend (and still is!).

Sometimes minor touching doesn't really mean anything, except that she's comfortable around you.

 

[bobbytkc]

If you are not that close but she is touching.you in the arm, she probably likes you. Take this windows of opportunity and ask her out.

 

[Faustek]

Uhm, what's with the crap advice?

Dude, I reckon this isn't the first time a woman "broke" the "touch barrier" with you.

Well remember the last time it happened? You didn't have the guts to actually ask her out? Well nut up, slam your balls to the wall and ask her out. If she says no move on. If she says yes you better manscape and be ready for whatever(probably nothing but you never know).

 

[Defect]

A girl looked at me once.

 

[alterno69]

Lol, this reminded me about s somewhay similar incident yesterday. I took my son to soccer practice and there was this woman who happens to be friend of one of my sisters, whose son plays in the same team as mine. Anyway i was sitting by myself playing with my phone and she comes to ask me about my sister which is coming to town soon, all of a sudden she starts puts her hand on my leg, i was sitting on a tall fence with my legs crossed like in a loto flower position, then she starts playing with my eyebrows, they tend to get too long and i haven't trimmed them in a while. It caught me by susprise but in the end i didn't think much of it, i wonder if the other moms watching found her behaviour weird, i did but i guess that's just how she is.

 

[Bronetta]

-Has the age of the OP been disclosed?
-What about the friction of the touch, was it a slight tap or full on grab?
-Did she feel your bulging muscles OP?
-Did she bite her lower lip while touching your arm?

WE NEED ANSWERS TO ASSES THE SITUATION AND GIVE PROPER GUIDANCE!

1. Not sure exact age needs to be disclosed but I'm early 20s.
2. Not a tap, more so holding the forearm area for a few seconds while she looked me in the eyes and said she appreciated me helping her out.
3. I don't have bulging muscles. I have a body like Reggie.
4. No.

Uhm, what's with the crap advice?

Dude, I reckon this isn't the first time a woman "broke" the "touch barrier" with you.

Well remember the last time it happened? You didn't have the guts to actually ask her out? Well nut up, slam your balls to the wall and ask her out. If she says no move on. If she says yes you better manscape and be ready for whatever(probably nothing but you never know).

Fuck, dude. It's like you're some mind reader. I appreciate you keeping it real.

 

[NobleGundam]

You tell her "Nice Legs.. When are they open?"

Works Errytime.

Spoiler

Don't do it, OP. But seriously, just talk to her. Get her number. Take her out. Profit. And good luck!

 

[Gorillaz]

look at MR. big shot over here

go ahead and demonstrate your values, son

 

[Matugi]

guys i had a girl message me first on tinder, am we already sex???

 

[Gorillaz]

A girl looked at me once.

how did that go?

 

[Cloud Strife]

A girl looked at me once.

Where's the thread?

 

[rtcn63]

A girl looked at me once.

And followed it with the words, "Mirror mirror on the wall..."

 

[evilromero]

Girl skin is so soft, amirite?

Omg how did I miss this? Truly amazing,