Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread 7: How Can My Smash Brother Be This Cut

I absolutely want the new DK stage to be a Returns/Tropical Freeze-styled Minecart Madness scrolling stage.

Disclaimer: The above is based on speculation, not on any insider knowledge

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Love your avatar, SuperSah!
 
Man, I haven't stayed up for one of these in a little while..... I forgot how stupid it is, yet here I am, waiting!

I myself rarely stay up for them anymore, too busy and I can just check any number of places in the morning to get the goods.

Nights like tonight though...I can't let the update win. I go to bed when it shows up, not a second earlier.
 
OK, since we just hit page #170 (@100ppp), and we all seem to be here right now waiting for the update, I thought I'd just tell y'all that I'm going to shut down the Thread Title Suggestion Box come page #180, so we can vote on the suggestions during the last 20 pages of the thread. If you have any thread titles, I suggest you submit them now.

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I dont have any suggestions for right now unfortunately, I personally dont see it getting any better than "How can my smash brother be this cut?"
 
I absolutely want the new DK stage to be a Returns/Tropical Freeze-styled Minecart Madness scrolling stage.

Disclaimer: The above is based on speculation, not on any insider knowledge
You know, I was thinking of making a post that had a disclaimer too.

Disclaimer: This text is italicized and is pointless. It merely exists to grab your attention and means I do not have insider knowledge.
 
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Pic of the day. Under certain circumstances, the creatures on this planet appear to grow larger and go berserk. The Pikmin and I must be cautious lest we lose our heads to these beasts.
 
I myself rarely stay up for them anymore, too busy and I can just check any number of places in the morning to get the goods.

Nights like tonight though...I can't let the update win. I go to bed when it shows up, not a second earlier.

Exactly, it's nights like tonight where it becomes a matter of principle. Hell, I waited this long, might as well see what it is

Edit: And once again, i should have learned my lesson by now
 
OK, since we just hit page #170 (@100ppp), and we all seem to be here right now waiting for the update, I thought I'd just tell y'all that I'm going to shut down the Thread Title Suggestion Box come page #180, so we can vote on the suggestions during the last 20 pages of the thread. If you have any thread titles, I suggest you submit them now.

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Your Favorite Character Is Too Big. TOO BIG.
 
I dont have any suggestions for right now unfortunately, I personally dont see it getting any better than "How can my smash brother be this cut?"

Actual suggestions said:
  • Preaching to the Choir Boys
  • |_o_| Directly to you
  • 101 Less Days Till Dissapointment
  • http://youtu.be/B-DpRcxK_N8
  • Voted Worst Thread on NeoGAF 2 consecutive years now!
  • Troubled Bets
  • We're cucco for Jigly-Puffs!
  • We do not have insider knowledge
  • Caution: A New Challenger disappears!
  • Did anyone else find this really sexist? Why did the trailer have to begin with Samus being punched in the kidney like it’s funny? Especially when she didn’t even attack him, she just noticed that he was short and he becomes a nutjob and hits her like that. That’s not cool, Nintendo.
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Pic of the day. Under certain circumstances, the creatures on this planet appear to grow larger and go berserk. The Pikmin and I must be cautious lest we lose our heads to these beasts.
 
Pic of the day: Under certain circumstances, the creatures on this planet appear to grow larger and go berserk. The Pikmin and I must be cautious lest we lose our heads to these beasts.
 
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Pic of the day. Under certain circumstances, the creatures on this planet appear to grow larger and go berserk. The Pikmin and I must be cautious lest we lose our heads to these beasts.

Hahaha, that's a cute update. Now I'm wishing for codec-sque annotations on all the cast as envisioned by Olimar.
 
Thread title suggestion:

Why is there no gay and/or black representation in Smash Bros? Stop the Hate. #SuperBoycottBrothers

That wasn't funny, but we do need a title that's a satire of all the social justice stuff that's been flooding GAF lately.
 
Thread title suggestion:

Why is there no gay and/or black representation in Smash Bros? Stop the Hate. #SuperBoycottBrothers

That wasn't funny, but we do need a title that's a satire of all the social justice stuff that's been flooding GAF lately.

Check your size privilege at the door

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Ridley is still too big
 
SaintMadeOfPlaster:

Thread title suggestion:

Why is there no gay and/or black representation in Smash Bros? Stop the Hate. #SuperBoycottBrothers

That wasn't funny, but we do need a title that's a satire of all the social justice stuff that's been flooding GAF lately.

my post:
Ssb4 ot 8: Marth still is the fairest maiden in the land
 
Thread title suggestion:

Why is there no gay and/or black representation in Smash Bros? Stop the Hate. #SuperBoycottBrothers

That wasn't funny, but we do need a title that's a satire of all the social justice stuff that's been flooding GAF lately.
Ganondorf is black! And I don't know why Perfo or whomever latch on to Little Mac being gay.
 
SaintMadeOfPlaster:

Thread title suggestion:

Why is there no gay and/or black representation in Smash Bros? Stop the Hate. #SuperBoycottBrothers

That wasn't funny, but we do need a title that's a satire of all the social justice stuff that's been flooding GAF lately.

my post:
Ssb4 ot 8: Marth still is the fairest maiden in the land

Quoted for visibility.
 
Thread title suggestion:

Why is there no gay and/or black representation in Smash Bros? Stop the Hate. #SuperBoycottBrothers

That wasn't funny, but we do need a title that's a satire of all the social justice stuff that's been flooding GAF lately.

Do we

do we really

I was considering making the joke too tbh, but it's kinda dismissive...
 
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