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[caesar]

http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/

some straight gems on here.

baby gimme that squash mitten

 

[HI. BILLY MAYS HERE]

What the fuck did I just Read ?

 

[terrisus]

"You got mw?"

 

[Mayyhem]

"dem titties dow" got me

 

[Sai-kun]

god i hate straight white boys!

 

[sfedai0]

Can any straight white boys confirm this?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

 

[FreeMufasa]

arrrrrrrrrghhhh. If it was straight black men texting, we'd be called racist, hace a Al Sharpon shitstorm and it would be national news. Political correctness gone mad.

 

[AzureSkies]

"dem titties dow"

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Wow finally a demographic I can hate on without offending tumblr.

 

[Grinchy]

What the fuck did I just Read ?

Yeah, how stupid do we have to be before we start to understand this shit?

 

[Salmonax]

Fucking white people.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Can any straight white boys confirm this?

can confirm these are texts

 

[Jangocube]

Can any straight white boys confirm this?

Can confirm: We love boobs

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Man, those straight white boys who text, amirite.

 

[caesar]

arrrrrrrrrghhhh. If it was straight black men texting, we'd be called racist, hace a Al Sharpon shitstorm and it would be national news. Political correctness gone mad.

smh trayvon

 

[HerbertFish]

These are so fake.

 

[TheOGB]

I liked this one

Another good one

 

[Into]

What a stupid question

You should always send a dickpic to anyone you meet, its common courtesy

 

[Derwind]

I think I'll make a t-shirt with the words "squish mitten" and "dem titties" over the nipples in small ass font.

I'll enjoy the reaction as people squint to read them.

 

[JesseZao]

What is going on here? Is this the next "real" fad?

 

[Arkos]

Can any straight white boys confirm this?

I can confirm that I use "squish mitten" regularly. That's like, a thing, right? White males back me up

 

[foxuzamaki]

I liked this one


Another good one

fucking lol at the 2nd one

 

[terrisus]

What a stupid question

You should always send a dickpic to anyone you meet, its common courtesy

EightBitNate likes this.

 

[Two Words]

It's a lot douchier to publicly spread private text message. At least have the courtesy to hide their identity if you post it on that tumblr.

 

[TxdoHawk]

Lots of Tinder ones, as expected. Who would've figured a dating app based entirely around looks* would produce results like this?

* -

Spoiler

Yes, you can tap for a profile, but almost no one adds one...and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who bothers reading them.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

"once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell"


Okay, that one made me lose it.

 

[RockTurtle]

ha! white people, am i right GAF!?

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Finally something I can relate to!

 

[SteveWinwood]

will read the gay latino women faxing tumblr when it comes

 

[robotrock]

ha! white people, am i right GAF!?

right!

 

[Data West]

does she think she got the better of that conversation?

 

[MIMIC]

I am legit confused.

EDIT: OK, never mind.

 

[Raitosaito]

Why does everything escalate so fast?

 

[caesar]

ha! white people, am i right GAF!?

 

[SteveWinwood]

Why does everything escalate so fast?

because fake

 

[kirby_fox]

* -

Spoiler

Yes, you can tap for a profile, but almost no one adds one...and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who bothers reading them.

Spoiler

I read them, but since no one adds me it's pointless and easier to just hit yes to every chick I see.

...squish mitten is a new term and I'm sure I never want to hear it again.

 

[Aylinato]

I guess some are funny.

 

[Tesseract]

that's racistism

 

[Easy_D]

What a stupid question

You should always send a dickpic to anyone you meet, its common courtesy

Obviously. Dogs sniff buts, straight white males send dick pics

 

[Data West]

I can't imagine gay white boys text any different than straight, right? I need an expert opinion in here.

 

[SecretMoblin]

Can any straight white boys confirm this?

it's legit

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Mmm, do you want my sperm swimming in your mouth?

 

[kirblar]

I can't imagine gay white boys text any different than straight, right? I need an expert opinion in here.

I mean, its the exact same, except we welcome the pics.

Straight people are confusing.

 

[SpaceBridge]

I can't imagine gay white boys text any different than straight, right? I need an expert opinion in here.

You should see some of the texts and messages guys send on gay hook up apps like Scruff, Grindr and Growlr.

 

[DoktorEvil]

The right person using that line and it'd be kind of charming.

Pls Respond

:lol

So much cringe going on in these texts.

 

[Concept17]

Just seem like immature kids?

 

[Valhelm]

why would you send an unsolicited dick pic

why

 

[Rhaxas]

Are people really this stupid? I don't understand this at all.

 

[Ultrabum]

I can't imagine gay white boys text any different than straight, right? I need an expert opinion in here.

Why you gotta bring hate in here? We were just making fun of white people. Now its serious...

Leave LGBTQ people alone, its 2014 for gods sake.