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[Dilly]

Holy huge images, Batman.

 

[Arjen]

Wait, I'm supposed to be offended by this? How does that work, I've never done it before, is there a manual somewhere?

 

[marrec]

Wait, I'm supposed to be offended by this? How does that work, I've never done it before, is there a manual somewhere?

Are you a straight white guy?

If so, here's the procedure:

1. Laugh cause you're still a straight white guy and they're probably not.

 

[Arjen]

Are you a straight white guy?

If so, here's the procedure:

1. Laugh cause you're still a straight white guy and they're probably not.

Cool, keep doing what I'm doing, check.

 

[Valhelm]

Here is another one my fiance got, she drew faces on all his pics. Basically it's some guy talking to himself in her inbox.

Yikes. I wonder if this guy has some sort of developmental disorder.

 

[turnbuckle]

Are you a straight white guy?

If so, here's the procedure:

1. Laugh cause you're still a straight white guy and they're probably not.

I'm a straight white guy and I imagine a lot of other straight white guys would laugh at this if it were particularly funny. It's kinda lame, but not in an offensive way. Just blah.

I remember back in the day getting a kick out of stuffwhitepeoplelike and whitewhine etc.

 

[TedNindo]

I'm getting old so I'm not entirely sure of what is cool atm.

But I believe that in recent years you are pretty much the coolest shit alive if you get offended by everything. It's even more awesome if you can invent new things to be offended about.

I could be wrong though. Because I'm already out of touch when it comes to music apparently.

 

[JohnDoe]

"So it's okay to make fun of straight white men now?" - Yes it is you fucking crybaby.

If anything, you should be offended at what these women have to put up with.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

straight white male? i thought those were extinct.

Close. We are like unicorns.

Some of these are too cringe worthy to even finish reading. GOD DAMN.

 

[chaobreaker]

If White Men Can't Jump was released in 2014, do you think there would be outrage by white male GAFers over the film's name?

 

[block tower]

i don't get this

 

[Collete]

"
striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via voidukas)
"

...The heck?!

 

[Miles X]

Are you a straight white guy?

If so, here's the procedure:

1. Laugh cause you're still a straight white guy and they're probably not.

You suggesting being gay and black is a bad thing?

 

[marrec]

You suggesting being gay and black is a bad thing?

Yes, given the context that's exactly what I'm suggesting, you've outed me as a giant homophobic racist.

Woe is me.

 

[Discotheque]

If White Men Can't Jump was released in 2014, do you think there would be outrage by white male GAFers over the film's name?

Tbh I think there'd be outrage everywhere sadly. Fox News would be in uproar

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Everything about this is so uncomfortable.

• The ugly, poorly fitting dress complete with tacky zipper in the middle.
• The arm doing weird gyrations.
• The giant, ugly ring on her right hand.
  [*]The facial expression that goes from happy to "omg what am I doing are people watching me oh no oh no I think I just shit myself a lil bit...yep I did" to "...well...oh well!"
• The shimmy at the end.
• The video background.

It's all too much for me tonight.

This shit kills me every time..

 

[y2dvd]

These things escalate quickly.
Also, I feel like I've seen something like this before.

That Michael Cera one is killing me lol.

 

[JBourne]

...The heck?!

Check your human privilege.