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[royalan]

I thought about this the other night after partaking in some great anal sex:

You know, anal sex as the recipient doesn't feel good to me because I'm gay. It feels good...because it fucking feels good.

Seriously, anal orgasms are fucking explosive. Think regular orgasms x10.

And yet, even the most sexual, virile straight men I know are "no-no" when it comes to their butts. Even with women.

Why?

Aren't you the least bit curious?

Any brave straight male gaffers brave the anal play frontier? Share.

 

[Esch]

because shit comes from there

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

because shit comes from there

not right now, you don't

 

[jb1234]

I'm gay but haven't had anal sex. That said, I've had things up there and it's pretty great.

 

[HI. BILLY MAYS HERE]

I love anal

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

because shit comes from there

That's a 10 year olds logic. Why are you posting on NeoGAF?

 

[Fisticuffs]

That's a 10 year olds logic. Why are you posting on NeoGAF?

It's a valid point

 

[Mesoian]

because shit comes from there

Not tonight it doesn't.

I don't mind anal sex.

 

[dark_chris]

Not gay but i love doing anal sex. Its fun!

I think peoplemjust don't like it cause that's where poop comes from.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I thought even amongst gay men some don't like it.

 

[HerbertFish]

because shit comes from there

We're done here

 

[mysocksarepink]

poop

 

[Brakke]

Honestly doesn't feel particularly incredible. I enjoy it, but it's thoroughly inessential for me. High risk, low reward.

 

[t-storm]

That's a 10 year olds logic. Why are you posting on NeoGAF?

Pretty much. The whole body is a disgusting filth bag of bacteria and disease. But get to know your pleasure zones and you'll do wonder for your own health and wellness.

 

[akira28]

because it's a pain in the ass

 

[PaulExcellent]

I think it's gross.
She thinks it's gross.

We're happy that way.

 

[RockTurtle]

rectal tear.

also, some people don't get EVERYTHING OUT as much as they think when cleaning.

i think it's an issue of maintenance

 

[C4Lukins]

Because sex to me, involves the enjoyment of my female counterpart. And because she does not have a penis, and a strap on does not create the sort of feels that are necessary for great sex, I do not enjoy anal sex.

And now that, along with my name, is on the Internet.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

As someone who has unfortunately had to endure numerous prostate exams, I have absolutely no desire to mix business with pleasure.

Though if that's your thing, more power to you.

 

[TemplaerDude]

I dunno, I just don't want anything up me bum.

 

[Huff]

hate it as in my dick in an ass or an ass in my dick?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

If I even had an inkling of trying it, the rosebud thread just straight sold me on never trying it.

 

[rtcn63]

Bebies come from there

 

[Brakke]

I thought even amongst gay men some don't like it.

Neither giving nor receiving are necessary or sufficient for "gay".

 

[Staccat0]

I party.

 

[Kerned]

hate it as in my dick in an ass or an ass in my dick?

That I would like to see.

 

[draetenth]

I agree that anal/prostate stimulation feels great, even better than stimulating the penis alone.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Sure, having a dude suck your dick would probably feel just as good, if not better, but I'm not sexually attracted to that. Its not a matter of something simply "feeling good."

 

[royalan]

rectal tear.

also, some people aren't.... "clean"

1) Rectal tearing is only a concern if you don't "prepare" and try to enter dry.

2) This fear, while legit, is largely overblown. As long as you didn't just eat something that gives you the runs, if you're generally clean down there (ie. you bathe every day) you're fine.

 

[okno]

because shit comes from there

Has no one ever heard of cleaning their assholes? You clean your junk before fucking why don't you clean your ass?

Anal is amazing and I feel sorry anyone who refuses to give it a try. Getting a blowjob while getting fingered is mind blowing. Being fucked is a whole other level, but let's not freak the straight boys out. Because anal makes you gay, you know?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Neither giving nor receiving are necessary or sufficient for "gay".

Yeah that's true, my comment came out wrong I was just thinking of the OP.

 

[Fusebox]

Exit only.

 

[freenudemacusers]

too tight

im always on edge

 

[Makki]

...but I poop from there

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

nvm

 

[dekline]

 

[Esch]

That's a 10 year olds logic. Why are you posting on NeoGAF?

Sex isn't really about logic, imo. I simply don't find assholes attractive because I associate it with expelling waste, ergo I don't want to play with them or anyone to play with mine. I really don't think it's a cleanliness thing.

 

[Staccat0]

Man... ya'll are bumming me out with these boring answers.

Sex isn't really about logic, imo. I simply don't find assholes attractive because I associate it with expelling waste, ergo I don't want to play with them or anyone to play with mine.

*AVATAR QUOTE*

 

[Log4Girlz]

And why don't girls love it as well?

 

[Surface of Me]

I wouldnt mind trying some butt play with a lady friend, but I dont like foreign penises so thats why I dont want foreign penises in my butt.

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

Anal sex is amazing.

 

[Horseticuffs]

I've never been on the receiving end, I've got no interest in being on the receiving end, and the few times I've done it the lady seemed to enjoy it but I could have taken it or left it. The best part was that it felt naughty.

That's my butt, bro. Doctors only!

Spoiler

They make a lot of money HYUK HYUK HYUK

 

[Courage]

Anal stimulation was pretty great the few times I let my ex touch me there. Prostate massages lead to some crazy ejaculations.

 

[freenudemacusers]

wow look at these neogaf 1%ers with excess free time to clean themselves prior to intercourse.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Has no one ever heard of cleaning their assholes? You clean your junk before fucking why don't you clean your ass?

Anal is amazing and I feel sorry anyone who refuses to give it a try. Getting a blowjob while getting fingered is mind blowing. Being fucked is a whole other level, but let's not freak the straight boys out. Because anal makes you gay, you know?

I might as well ask you why you don't put your penis in vaginas, because it feels awesome. Its not so simple.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Not this being a royalan thread.

Keep preaching that gospel tho.

 

[MikeDown]

Don't think it is strictly limited to guy GAF, but IDK the idea just never struck me as something I would want to do.

 

[Kangi]

I might as well ask you why you don't put your penis in vaginas, because it feels awesome. Its not so simple.

Everybody has an anus. Men don't have vaginas.

 

[Staccat0]

And why don't girls love it as well?

Some do. Weirdly DP feels better for them but is scarier, but they don't have the same bits either. Also most get pressured into it by guys who don't know what to do.

 

[Crazyorloco]

Doodoo comes out from there. I don't want shit on my dick. For me that's a turn off. I might vomit while having sex.

Speaking of vomit, did you know that horses can't vomit?