Guy-GAF, Why Do You Hate Anal Sex?

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I'm gay and I'm somewhat interested, however I would only do it with a monogamous partner, anal is too risky to do it with just anyone, I want someone to be gentle and to know what they're doing.
 
Fiction said:
Just thought I'd say it in case people were confused:

Enjoying prostate stimulation doesn't make someone gay.

Lots of straight dudes love prostate stimulation. If it was a gay thing, only gay guys would have a prostate.
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Yeah it is kind of weird. "Oh if I enjoyed any form of ass play, even if it only involved women, it somehow means I am sexually attracted to men. And if that is the case that'd be SOOOOOOOOO awful. Gotta avoid possibly being fay at all cost."
 
Anuses are a one way street. It's hard enough getting the *ahem* shit out of there that's supposed to get out, I'll pass on ever attempting to push something in there.

I ALWAYS skip anal scenes in porn. Gives me the creeps.
 
Some people like it some people don't.

I just don't like the guys that refuse to let it rest when you say you are not interested in it. I had an ex continuously ask me to do it even though I always said no, and he would go as far as to try and 'sneak' himself in there as if I wouldn't notice :/

But if I was with the right guy for a really long time I would probably start being a little more open to it, but for the time being I like to keep my pussy purring.
 
DMeisterJ said:
Anuses are a one way street. It's hard enough getting the *ahem* shit out of there that's supposed to get out, I'll pass on ever attempting to push something in there.

I ALWAYS skip anal scenes in porn. Gives me the creeps.
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Change your diet dude. More fiber or something if you are having trouble passing waste.
 
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Kangi said:
Alright, screw it. You know what, anus-haters? It's time for a short rundown of the mouth of Hell that you're perfectly willing to stick your penises inside.

First let's cover something called "yeast infections". Yeast is a fungus that lives in the vagina. And this horrid thing can cause something called a yeast infection, and in fact yeast infections are very common. That vagina you're after has probably experienced this before. As per webmd:

Cottage cheese. They're not only baking bread in those things like some type of demented Crotch Pockets™, they can also spew out cottage cheese-like substances.

What about periods? Oh, you should know about periods. Period days make lots of blood come out of the vagina - chunky blood. Uterine linings and clots mix in this like some type of vagina stew, all waiting for that time of the month to erupt forth like Hell's version of Old Faithful. These vagina blood geysers are something that 99.99% of women deal with monthly for a long span of years. Have fun.

Oh, and vaginal discharge. You see, vaginas clean themselves like cats, if cats were Predator-style penis-eaters. Only instead of licking themselves clean, they produce acids to do that. Yes, vaginas produce acids. And not just any acids - these acids can literally dissolve panties and various other things. Women can vary on this from being "dry", which also equates to a very dirty vagina, to being the fountain of eternal horrors. Vaginal discharge can range from clear and odorless to, let's see...

There's that term again: "cheesy". I don't recall when an anus last turned out to be a cottage cheese factory, but that's beside the point. That cheesy discharge is primarily due to yeast infections, which means that all-too-common yeast infections can cause double production speeds of this stuff.

I'm not even actually done, but I think that should cover it from now. This is your nirvana, straight men. But anuses are too much for you because "that's where poop comes from"? Anuses produce human waste, but so does your penis; vaginas produce humans, along with every other substance known to man. Since you've made the decision to use these to penetrate exclusively, you've entered into a nightmarish world of cottage cheese. Don't worry though, you won't be called "gay" for daring to consider the anus.
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Vagina shaming.
 
CornBurrito said:
Change your diet dude. More fiber or something if you are having trouble passing waste.
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No, I pass waste just fine, by trouble, I mean your anus is this tiny tiny hole, and it already expands for something much softer than an erect penis, attempting to shove one up an anus seems like the biggest bad idea in history of bad ideas.
 
DMeisterJ said:
No, I pass waste just fine, by trouble, I mean your anus is this tiny tiny hole, and it already expands for something much softer than an erect penis, attempting to shove one up an anus seems like the biggest bad idea in history of bad ideas.
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If only there were people who regularly had anal sex with little to no repercussions. We could use them as a case study instead of just leaving it up entirely to speculation.

Beerman462 said:
A little anal play is fine, but anything bigger than a finger can cause damage in the long run.
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I highly doubt something larger than a finger on occasion will cause long term permanent damage.
 
Beerman462 said:
A little anal play is fine, but anything bigger than a finger can cause damage in the long run.
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Are you saying your shit has never been larger in circumference to a finger? If so, you might want to see a doctor, specially if it's a class 3 poop on the Bristol Stool Scale (3-4 is considered normal).
 
I really don't like interracial anal scenes in porn. It always looks like shes taking a shit and sucking it back up her butt.
 
HUELEN10 said:
Are you saying your shit has never been larger in circumference to a finger? If so, you might want to see a doctor, specially if it's a class 3 poop on the Bristol Stool Scale.
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I'm pretty sure pushing out a turd is a lot healthier than anything thrusting in and out 50-100 times(fuck if I've ever counted). Not counting when a partner might get a little overzealous. Nice straw man though.
 
DMeisterJ said:
You seem bothered by my opinion dude. :confused:
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Opinions can be wrong. You seem to be of the opinion it would be physically harmful. I don't see evidence for that.

FullMetalx117 said:
I mean this might be an obvious answer but... a penis isn't designed to be or meant to be up there?
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A cock isn't designed to be rammed down a throat either. Nor is a mouth designed to take a cock. Stops precisely nobody from performing or receiving blowjobs.
 
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