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[Tubie]

lol Can I join FootballGAF? What do I have to sacrifice?

Only if you support Real Madrid.

 

[Wilbur]

once again, tomatoe, tomato. point is your country is shit, and id be ashamed if it were mine own given how england is credited with having invented the game

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and one day you'll get of the the chicken grilling business

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its nice to have dreams

First wooden and now you

Are you not aware I've been doing the chicken thing part time while studying :lol

Or did you think I was doing this full time

Graduation is in July. You can come if you bring me some of your finest tit milk

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Jt is such a good thing GAF was down for me during the England game, might have got myself banned.

What a complete joke of a national side. Italy will do tou the facour of winning the next two games, but I can not see England beating Costa Rica.

 

[Wilbur]

OT3 | Italy tou the facour

 

[pulga]

He couldn't stop banging on about my mother earlier

She has already torn down all the honduras regalia from our home

edit: see

does this mean I have your permission to make a Claire thread if England manages to win a game?

YES MOYES

 

[Broder Salsa]

All that Honduran nationalism from Pulga, please calm down, we're all friends here.

 

[KingJolly]

Guys how would things play out for England if Terry was there? A draw perhaps?

 

[Acorn]

 

[GTP_Daverytimes]

Uh no.

If greece beats ivory coast and japan loses or ties, its greece and columbia.

Indeed, forgot the one point they just gained, it is going to be tough however and its almost a guarantee that Japan will lose. So its up to IVC to put out a great performance because i see Greece parking the bus Iran style, unfortunately IVC has a tendency to choke (ex. African Cup of Nations)

 

[Suen]

All that Honduran nationalism from Pulga, please calm down, we're all friends here.

Fuck off

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<3

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cunt

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<3

 

[Broder Salsa]

does this mean I have your permission to make a Claire thread if England manages to win a game?

YES MOYES

I can do the gifs if you need.

 

[-COOLIO-]

wow.

edit: ooohh this isnt live.

 

[Wilbur]

Nah but serious I'll be legit shocked if Honduras pick up any wins

Avatar bet Ale

If Honduras win a game I'll wear an avatar of your choosing until the end of the World Cup

If they don't, you have to wear one of Neymar cheering or scoring or some shit, not one of him crying

 

[Alex_Mexico]

we sent your sorry asses to New Zealand, thank your lucky stars for the United States or you wouldn't even be in this thread right now

edit: OK WE WILL

Someone needs to calm down. A lot.

PS: Honduras won't qualiy. It's NOT a wish, it's a prediction.

 

[oti]

We both clapped and cheered excitedly for him when he gave that limp lefty kick and scored :lol

That's very nice of you. It sure must've been relieving for him to score that goal. Even though, well, we know.

 

[Navy Bean]

The Sun not crucifying some player? How times have changed.

Not to get all high and mighty in this group of intellectuals, but that's kinda disgusting putting his kid on the cover IMO.

 

[FootballFan]

Im saying its easy to talk shit when youre too much of a pussy to declare yourself for a country

A country? Maybe I'm a 3 teamer. moon.png

Lucky your uncle strictly got you club kits, imagine supporting 3 countries.


I'm just saying Switzerland is not equal in football world with Honduras. The best Honduran plays in Scotland, even Neymar scored a hat trick against Celtic. Neymar.

Switzerland have players at Bayern, Napoli, Juventus, etc.

Don't know why you always take it personal when you don't have a response but yeah..

 

[DanteGhost]

How are Switzerland equal opposition?

They're going to beat Honduras by at least 2 goals. Equal opposition for Honduras is like Azerbaijan or Samoa. Okay maybe a bit better than them, teams like Greece for example.

Switzerland though? nahhhh, Honduras will play the "Let's kick them because they are better" game against them.

O comon. Honduras might have played shit against France, but Ecuador and Switzerland are in our reach. I'm sorry NZ is as shit as the teams you mentioned, doesnt mean we are in that pack though.

 

[Wilbur]

Guys how would things play out for England if Terry was there? A draw perhaps?

Wouldn't have stopped Gerrard having a brainfart so pungent that his numbskulls thought they'd shat themselves, but yeah, he's still the best English centre back. Would have been better than Jags.

 

[silver.tongue]

Great day of football... until Japan disappointed...

Btw... Yellows really aren't Brazilians supporting Colombia like I thought. There really was 40K Colombians in this freaking awesome stadium. The atmosfear was perfect. I'll post the video with the anthem later. Gave me chills.

 

[Sviatoslav]

This post is depressing Sviat :lol. Is Akinfeev injured? Btw Parma almost had zero creativity in midfield throughout their entire season as well but look where they ended.

#Believe

I don't know wtf was up with Akinfeev but I assume he'll be fine. He usually plays exceptional for months after a fuck up like that.

 

[Suen]

Wouldn't have stopped Gerrard having a brainfart so pungent that his numbskulls thought they'd shat themselves, but yeah, he's still the best English centre back. Would have been better than Jags.

That league defeat traumatized him. His mind is lost in an eternal battle against Chelsea where he slips over and over again. Did someone make a trophy gif of his assist today yet?

 

[kamorra]

Wait why does Gaf hate England so much?

It's kinda surreal how much GAF hates Spain lol. I guess continual success makes you hated.

So much anti-USA in this thread.

Stop insulting a country.

I see the African teams hating continues, what did Ivory Coast do?

Look at us racists!

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I will update this, I wonder how the list looks like on 13.07.

 

[Acorn]

A country? Maybe I'm a 3 teamer. moon.png

Lucky your uncle strictly got you club kits, imagine supporting 3 countries.


I'm just saying Switzerland is not equal in football world with Honduras. The best Honduran plays in Scotland, even Neymar scored a hat trick against Celtic. Neymar.

Switzerland have players at Bayern, Napoli, Juventus, etc.

Don't know why you always take it personal when you don't have a response but yeah..

Leave the bhoys outta this.

 

[Tubie]

Great day of football... until Japan disappointed...

Btw... Yellows really aren't Brazilians supporting Colombia like I thought. There really was 40K Colombians in this freaking awesome stadium. The atmosfear was perfect. I'll post the video with the anthem later. Gave me chills.

Damn, I hope Colombia gets far in this, they have amazing fans.

 

[Courage]

I hope Colombia keeps winning, so we can keep seeing their hot chicks in the stands.

 

[Wilbur]

That league defeat traumatized him. His mind is lost in an eternal battle against Chelsea where he slips over and over again. Did someone make a trophy gif of his assist today yet?

There were a few good Webms posted of his various fuck ups over the years

Christ I hate that cunt. "He deserves a league trophy." Fuck off. He's lucky I haven't tried in vain to encourage a semi professional assassin to do the job for no more than forty quid.

 

[Suen]

I don't know wtf was up with Akinfeev but I assume he'll be fine. He usually plays exceptional for months after a fuck up like that.

He's saving his energy for the league. He knew Russia wouldn't make it far before you even started. Come to Arsenal Akinfeev.

 

[Sviatoslav]

There's not a single Honduran player that would be even close to making it into the Swiss XI.

 

[pulga]

I can do the gifs if you need.

Hnnnggg it's only right we two make a Claire |OT|, seeing as she's been the recipient of the Honduran-Danish milkshake express

maybe we can do artwork

Nah but serious I'll be legit shocked if Honduras pick up any wins

Avatar bet Ale

If Honduras win a game I'll wear an avatar of your choosing until the end of the World Cup

If they don't, you have to wear one of Neymar cheering or scoring or some shit, not one of him crying

are you sure

ill make you wear one of samir nasri

are you sure you want to stare at samir nasris ugly mug every day

 

[jambo]

Some interesting photo choices there silver.tongue...

 

[PsychBat!]

You can join FootballGAF whenever you want baby. Just be prepared to talk about music, cheese, dick, balls and occasionally football

Just call everyone a cunt. Once one of them calls you back you've made it!

Enjoy your upcoming years of misery fun misery then

sweet! I'll join up once the WC ends.

1. Accept the Suenification of Mahmoud's rays
2. Accept defensive midfielders are skilled
3. Accept Phil Jones as your lord and saviour
4. Accept that Moyes is a visionary
5. If you are a Man Utd fan you can't join

1. okay
2. fine (i guess)
3. after today's match, that's hard to accept
4. wait a minute
5. damn you

You just have to start posting. Join in on whatever conversation you want, when there's not football on there's quite often off topic discussion, you can join in on that too. What is your favorite bad pop song from the 90's?

All Star by Smash Mouth

MLS, japan, greece, half your life, and possibly kawaii uguu waifu...

I can do that.

Only if you support Real Madrid.

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I already do.

 

[Wilbur]

There's not a single Honduran player that would be even close to making it into the Swiss XI.

but espinoza plays 4 fa cup winners wigan and they once played at a tournament without breaking anyone's shins m8

 

[Wilbur]

PsychBat, a two team cunt?! Man U and Real Madrid?! You could bring Pulga and I together in a way that only super glue lubricant has been able to do so in the past.

Hnnnggg it's only right we two make a Claire |OT|, seeing as she's been the recipient of the Honduran-Danish milkshake express

maybe we can do artwork



are you sure

ill make you wear one of samir nasri

are you sure you want to stare at samir nasris ugly mug every day

:lol the milkshake express

Yeah sure. I'm game. You'll get a point off Ecuador and lose to Switzerland.

 

[Sviatoslav]

He's saving his energy for the league. He knew Russia wouldn't make it far before you even started. Come to Arsenal Akinfeev.

Who knows, maybe Fabio has the guts to drop his CSkunt ass and start Zenit hero Lodygin instead. Pls

 

[FootballFan]

sweet! I'll join up once the WC ends.

You're just saying that!

Welcome in advance.

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I already do.

Oh...actually I think that footballgaf is closing mate.

 

[mreddie]

So GAF, my hypothesis failed again. I'm sorry.

 

[Suen]

Who knows, maybe Fabio has the guts to drop his CSkunt ass and start Zenit hero Lodygin instead. Pls

Nobody knows who Lodygin is. Not even Russians in Saint Petersburg knows who he is.

 

[Suen]

You're just saying that!

Welcome in advance.



Oh...actually I think that footballgaf is closing mate.

:lol

psychofat Madrid-GAF loves you. Come and join whenever you want.

 

[KingJolly]

You know your bad at football when the Americans are actually starting to surpass you (I mean they're improving well) and they're majorly a Baseball/Basketball nation

 

[pulga]

PsychBat, a two team cunt?! Man U and Real Madrid?! You could bring Pulga and I together in a way that only super glue lubricant has been able to do so in the past.



:lol the milkshake express

Yeah sure. I'm game. You'll get a point off Ecuador and lose to Switzerland.

no, wait, lets amend this. seriously if you cunts cant even beat costa rica you deserve something worse

how would you like to be known as "Steven Gerrard" for the foreseeable future

 

[PsychBat!]

You're just saying that!

Welcome in advance.



Oh...actually I think that footballgaf is closing mate.

lol it's fine, I have supported Real Madrid in the past but their behavior in the Champions League final just sickened me. I'm kind of free to look for a good team outside of the Liga MX. Anyone can convince me to watch an MLS or Serie A match. I'm tired of Spain right now. And I'm glad they were eliminated.

Try not to overload me on recommendations though.

 

[cafemomo]

where will you be when Argentina wins the world cup?

 

[FootballFan]

Japan in anime:

Japan in human bean form:

 

[Wilbur]

no, wait, lets amend this. seriously if you cunts cant even beat costa rica you deserve something worse

how would you like to be known as "Steven Gerrard" for the foreseeable future

Okay.

If we don't win against Costa Rica, I will ask for a name change to Steven Gerrard.

If you don't win at this tournament, you will ask for a name change to NeymarFan2k14

Deal?

 

[RELAYER]

For England, Rooney?

No.....for me.

 

[Alex_Mexico]

no, wait, lets amend this. seriously if you cunts cant even beat costa rica you deserve something worse

how would you like to be known as "Steven Gerrard" for the foreseeable future

You really, really need to stop giving out insults left and right. We're all friends here and do not tolerate unmeasured/aggressive uberpatriotism attitudes. Calm the hell down.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I wish the American tabloids could be this scintillating

 

[pulga]

Okay.

If we don't win against Costa Rica, I will ask for a name change to Steven Gerrard.

If you don't win at this tournament, you will ask for a name change to NeymarFan2k14

Deal?

Dont we already have a NeymarFan2k14?!

You really, really need to stop giving out insults left and right. We're all friends here and do not tolerate unmeasured/aggressive uberpatriotism attitudes. Calm the hell down.

the fuck are you on about? go to sleep kid. i call wilbur a cunt at least 13 times a day

 

[Facism]

shit getting real.

if we already got a neymar1k14, go with "Neymar'sHair"