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[Acorn]

Love when they show sad fans who suddenly become ecstatic when they notice they are on tv

 

[Oersted]

Love when they show sad fans who suddenly become ecstatic when they notice they are on tv

Yeah, lol

 

[Xater]

Belgium - Russia was enough boredom for a matchday.

I feared that all of the Group H games would end up being boring because so far that has been the case.

 

[CMojicaAce]

I'm still salty they took away 2 of those

We'd be leading the group

 

[Smiles and Cries]

He took it back to the middle to get the game started as quickly as possible.

smart man

 

[Konosuke]

Come on Ghilas do the Portuguese League hattrick!

 

[kingkitty]

Same kind of people that make freedom jokes. Some people are oblivious to the entire world outside them.

Look, if you can't handle the amount of freedom that flows from the skills of our wonderful American soccer players, that's your problem.

 

[Shard]

Finally a good looking woman

Shame about the hair dye.

 

[Overdoziz]

To you guys that keep saying "worst Korea," you need to study global issues and human rights. It's really disgusting. Such dicks.

Did Worst Korea ever win the World Cup, though? Didn't think so.

 

[Hystzen]

Wonder which people vote worst match

Iran vs Nigeria *shudder*
Belguim vs Russia

 

[Raist]

Lol I didn't realize Algeria has scored more goals than England, Spain, and Mexico put together.

So far in two games, SK and Algeria have in total scored as many goals than Spain did in the last 2 world cups.

 

[Oersted]

We'd be leading the group

Yep. Daylight robbery. Add in the absurd pen for Brazil

 

[Xater]

Wonder which people vote worst match

Iran vs Nigeria *shudder*
Belguim vs Russia

I would nominate SK vs Russia as well.

 

[Disagree Guy]

Love when they show sad fans who suddenly become ecstatic when they notice they are on tv

Always next to hotties as well. Lol

 

[Acorn]

Wonder which people vote worst match

Iran vs Nigeria *shudder*
Belguim vs Russia

Japan Greece always.

 

[Fisticuffs]

Same kind of people that make freedom jokes. Some people are oblivious to the entire world outside them.

These things do not correlate

 

[Hoo-doo]

Same kind of people that make freedom jokes. Some people are oblivious to the entire world outside them.

Are you seriously bothered by this? Do you know what thread you're in?

The freedom being dispensed in a few hours will cleanse you of your sins.

 

[Subliminal]

Look, if you can't handle the amount of freedom that flows from the skills of our wonderful American soccer players, that's your problem.

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wonder which people vote worst match

Iran vs Nigeria *shudder*
Belguim vs Russia

Iran - Nigeria won't be topped, the Belgium one today was bad too... But... At least it had a few good moments from players and the last 5 to 10 minutes with Belgian pressure was nice.

 

[mellz]

Wonder which people vote worst match

Iran vs Nigeria *shudder*
Belguim vs Russia

Greece vs japan, I fell asleep during it

 

[Horseress]

and I almost skipped this match

 

[Lkr]

These things to not correlate

they can't handle the freedom

 

[Xpike]

Wonder which people vote worst match

Iran vs Nigeria *shudder*
Belguim vs Russia

Don't forget Japan vs Greece!

 

[gutter_trash]

on my way to reserve my spots at the bar full of Portuguese...

GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hystzen]

Now think about it I not seen a Greece match so far think I been asleep for each them

 

[Acorn]

Now think about it I not seen a Greece match so far think I been asleep for each them

Lucky bastard

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

nvm

 

[Zabka]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

You don't understand freedom if you can't take people joking about it. GBA

 

[Disagree Guy]

Now think about it I not seen a Greece match so far think I been asleep for each them

So have the players

BOOSH!

 

[Fotheringay]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

It's a self-aware and slightly deprecating take on the whole "murrika" image. Its the same reason people post fat people in mobility scooters waving american flags and shooting guns when we score. No one's posting George Washington pissing on middle east democracy demonstrations.

 

[Fisticuffs]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

This is the perfect thread for this kind of conversation!! Welcome!!

 

[Cagey]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

Suggesting people shouldn't joke about freedom is ironic.

 

[Arjen]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

Oh dear. *pats head

 

[Wazzy]

This is such a great game

 

[Hoo-doo]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

The USA isn't any more "free" than 95% of the countries in the tournament.

That's the joke. How do you not realize this.

 

[Anoregon]

Hahah cross-team bros, I love it

 

[sabertoothzombie]

So have the players

BOOSH!

I missed their games, were they really that bad?

 

[Sioen]

I hope US loses next match. Go Portugal!

 

[kamorra]

I hate your freedom.

 

[Confrontation]

This is such a great game

Look for at least 5 Algerians to get 'cramps' to ruin the flow of the game.

 

[Oersted]

Poor baby

 

[Hunter S.]

More ass and tit pics are needed to reverse the threads vibe.

 

[Acorn]

I missed their games, were they really that bad?

Its Greece.

 

[Disagree Guy]

I missed their games, were they really that bad?

Colombia v Greece was good because of Colombia.

Japan v Greece was dire

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

WTH is this! Chill dude.

 

[kingkitty]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

I know I joke about America's glorious freedom as a parody of overly patriotic right wingers who talk about freedom 24/7.

It's not because one is "oblivious" to the world.

 

[Wilbur]

I don't particularly care for the jokes, but I know that they touch a nerve with a lot of people whose countries have just emerged, or are still in dictatorships (sometimes even US backed dictatorships!) I have an Iraqi friend who can talk about it a lot more but basically it boils down to, freedom shouldn't be something you joke or boast about. It's a fundamental human right and you should be sad that some people don't have it.

Imagine

Clint Dempsey scores a goal

The crowd start to cheer wildly

USA

USA

USA

millions of effigies of Cher are being fucked up and down the country

Obama is stroking one out in the Oval Office and painting that White House cream

Deuce walks up to the camera, calm as you like. He brushes off the attention of his teammates.

"Clint m8', says Jozy, 'wot r u doin lol"

Dempsey takes a microphone out from his shorts

"I was born into freedom, and thanks to an above average education, the money to buy a soccer ball and the charisma honed during years and years of rapping professionally, I maintained my freedom. But millions around the world don't have this privilege. So tonight, when your woman is gargling your sweet Californian balls, or when you're joyriding in your magnificent Minnesotan vehicle, remember the unfortunate amongst us who don't even have balls"

"Woznt this about freedom Clint m8" says Jozy

"Oh yeah"

 

[Cloudy]

Wow, great sportsmanship from SK

 

[Anoregon]

I hope US loses next match. Go Portugal!

I am going to squat over you and unleash a torrent of freedom upon your chest.

 

[endre]

Nice sportmanship from that one Korean guy helping aleviate the cramp.