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[NaughtyCalibur]

Friend posted this video on Facebook earlier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWV026E7rLY

I know the video is pretty old, but I definitely recall reading this same exact story on GAF, probably in one of the infamous confession threads. But then again a lot of those are stolen from Reddit, so who knows.

Anyway, I did a bit of searching and found nothing, but I am positive I read this story here at one point. It's one of those stories you just don't forget.

 

[Salsa]

chances are it's a copy/paste story from 4chan/reddit/bodybuilding/etc etc

 

[ronito]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[Gattsu25]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

It was posted on NeoGAF, though, meaning that it did happen. Naturally, that also means it originated here.

As the old expression goes: GAF --> Internet --> GAF --> Toilet Company Advertisement --> GAF

 

[Pickles Spill]

It was kind of like this thread:
Trapped in my date's bathroom. In a panic. Help!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[OverlordSteph]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[Salsa]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[Freaky Fred]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[SwiftDeath]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[Gattsu25]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[Salsa]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[SwiftDeath]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[User 100115]

 

[Freaky Fred]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I'm dying.

:lol :lol

 

[nateeasy]

Well I think this thread has ran its course.

 

[Unicorn]

surprise thread of the evening

 

[GaimeGuy]

I love you guys

 

[Pickles Spill]

 

[XiaNaphryz]

You broke the combo!

 

[Lucian Cat]

Holy shit this is not what I expected when I walked in here

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Holy shit this is not what I expected when I walked in here

How do you physically walk into a thread on an internet forum?

 

[User 100115]

You broke the combo!

I waited until there were three on each side of the small! The last ones just were too big

 

[Brakke]

best. thread. I've. ever. seen.

 

[Wolf Akela]

I'm fairly certain there's a similar story on bodybuilding, and it was even drawn in paint. Something about even pooping on the tub.

 

[TheOGB]

I was fully expecting a "Thanks Obama" at some point during this

 

[JBourne]

I'm fairly certain there's a similar story on bodybuilding, and it was even drawn in paint. Something about even pooping on the tub.

I remember reading a story about a guy who had to poop and pee but he had a boner and peed everywhere, so he got in the bathtub and peed and pooped on himself and turned on the water and it got steamy and smelled disgusting so the girl freaked out and started crying and he left her bathroom covered in poop and pee.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

I am so happy I made this thread

 

[Cyan]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

I feel like a piece of my childhood just died.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

 

[Salsa]

I still dont understand why OverlordSteph's avatar quote was smaller, but im glad.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Was this not an episode of Friends?

it's a pretty popular urban myth.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I still dont understand why OverlordSteph's avatar quote was smaller, but im glad.

Mobile.

 

[Log4Girlz]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

I feel like a piece of my fake childhood just died.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

I don't even

Yo what's a top tier toilet paper tho?

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

It was kind of like this thread:
Trapped in my date's bathroom. In a panic. Help!

I remember this thread as well, but no, seriously: I remember reading the SAME EXACT story. The bag of poop; the "call me" note; forgetting aforementioned bag of poop. At first I thought it was deja vu, but then I was predicting the entire commerial beat by beat, detail by detail.

 

[Gattsu25]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[Lucian Cat]

How do you physically walk into a thread on an internet forum?

Hush Kyle!

 

[HolyCheck]

watching that makes my skin crawl.

the thought of that happening to some one.. or me.

oh jesus

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Hush Kyle!

absolutely not.

 

[Cyan]

I feel like a piece of my fake childhood just died.

I just gave it a good wack on the pointed side and it cracked alittle. Think that makes it fake?

 

[User 100115]

I just gave it a good wack on the pointed side and it cracked alittle. Think that makes it fake?

Please please edit that thread title to say 'WAS this a real ruby'

 

[JJDinomite]

you mean the confessions aren't real?!

 

[kiunchbb]

OMG now my youtube recommendation is full of video of toilet flushing with "fake(hopefully fake) poops".

 

[Gattsu25]

OMG now my youtube recommendation is full of video of toilet flushing with "fake(hopefully fake) poops".

https://www.youtube.com/feed/history
Delete the video from your history.

 

[Avixph]

OMG now my youtube recommendation is full of video of toilet flushing with "fake(hopefully fake) poops".

Spoiler

it's not fake.

 

[sn00zer]

speaking of hich who did confession threads, those were always entertaining

 

[Psychological Intellect]

OMG now my youtube recommendation is full of video of toilet flushing with "fake(hopefully fake) poops".

OhhhhEmmmmGeeeeee nooooooooo 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣

 

[Gattsu25]

speaking of hich who did confession threads, those were always entertaining

I have no idea who used to do them but I nominate ronito to do a new one (if a new one were to be made). I think it would be oddly fitting.