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[Amir0x]

Well Wii fans, you reap what you sow. Now we have Nintendo's final assurance that they hate you and your hardcore ilk, the very likes of whom would ever post at GAF.

So whenever you say you like the concept, the result will now only be mocking indignation at your transparent attempt to latch to Nintendo's latest PR push.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

WHY FUCKING USE E3 TO INTRODUCE CASUAL GAMES?

Seriously, what casual gamers are watching E3?

Nintendo sucks. >.>

This is the new E3, where press conferences are about the mainstream press. Now everyone will see articles in Time and the NYT and whatnot about how Nintendo was the most impressive of all.

Welcome to the future!

Any serious hardcore news will just be released as pressers to the gaming sites and pubs afterwards.

 

[victreeb3l]

this was the worst conference ever.

fuck. not even a single exciting announcement..

 

[Blablurn]

"please stop it"

 

[LowParry]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@#!#!@$@#

 

[Bunny]

MORE LIKE PARA DIME SHIT, AMIRIGHT

 

[joesmokey]

Awful, awful, awful.

Yeah that was just bad D:

 

[eznark]

I was hoping for Pikmin 3. Time to sell this piece of shit.

yup. I'll totally buy Wii 2 though for the next Mario and Zelda games...then sell that things ASAP as well.

 

[Tenacious-V]

hahahah
:lol :lol

wtf was this shit? seriously.....

 

[Label]

fuck even that make your own movie shit from yesterday looked better than the abortion which is Wii Music.

 

[TuSeiSkeefoso]

Guys...you ain't seen nothing yet. Wait till they announce Wii Dildo Games.

 

[majortom1981]

Remember smash bros wasnt announced till during e3 not at the conference

 

[Dirtbag]

Nintendo conference and no 500's... wow

 

[domlolz]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Wii Sports Resort and Wii Music were the only thing worth mentioning

 

[CoG]

Reggie's final statement can be distilled to: "My cock is 12 inches. Shane Kim and Kaz's are not. Thank you and good day".

 

[Testicular Sound Express]

nintendo is dead to me

 

[MGrant]

Alright, I'm done, Nintendo. Call me when you make games in which a player controls a character again.

 

[Kitsuné]

 

[BlazingDarkness]

this 'shift' will ruin gaming
what a load of horseshit

 

[DancingJesus]

It's over GAF. Nintendo fucking left us in the dust.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

 

[The Storyteller]

SIGH.

 

[_PM]

Did he give us hints of a new announcement this week?

 

[criesofthepast]

wow i cant believe that was is. i was expecting a last major announcement.

but are you guys really surprised? they know this shit will millions, harcore gamers don't mean shit to them.

 

[Raging Spaniard]

Well, same thing every year, theres some stuff I liked

Loving the GAF meltdown though

 

[ZeMMiK]

all keep smiling!!

 

[Aggelos]

That was it????:lol :lol :lol :lol
It was like a circus!...:lol

 

[masud]

It's really over? :O Wow...

 

[LiquidMetal14]

MOTHER FUCKING FAIL. SON OF A BITCH.

 

[stilgar]

OK. I'd never hear the word "fuck" as loud as in this conference. Thanks for all, enjoy your money.

 

[laserbeam]

well Nintendo wins the press war. Wii Music etc is gonna be eaten up by the Media.

 

["God's Beard!"]

what the fuck.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I'm a huge Nintendo fan, but that was TERRIBLE...

 

[typhonsentra]

My question to Nintendo fans: What will it take for you guys to give it up? You guys went in with incredibly modest expectations and they still failed you big time.

 

[flipping_heck]

Lame conference.. but it won't affect Wii/DS sales at all...

 

[Duke Togo]

Hello, and welcome to fisher price

Vice president of Fisher Price International

:lol

 

[Zann]

Awww man, what a disappointing show. Only thing I'm excited for is Animal Crossing.

 

[louie]

Well that sucked

 

[SCReuter]

That was truly bad.

Not even fucking Pikmin made an appearance.

 

[purg3]

That could not have been any worse. God, what an awful showing. No big teasers, reveals, nothing. What a joke.

 

[borghe]

ok.. yeah, now I'm joining in on the hate. that was fucking awful. They couldn't have ended it on a more down note. you guys say "Nintendo always disappoints at E3".. no, not like that. never like that. This was a new low of lows.

 

[jj984jj]

WORST CONFERENCE EVER!

 

[Pikelet]

"the ONE place where you can get great games like: star wars, grand theft auto and call of duty"

 

[dragonlife]

THAT WAS IT? THAT WAS SERIOUSLY IT? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MEGATONS?

WHAT AM I LISTENING TO???

WHY, NINTENDO....WHY!?!?!?

 

[celebi23]

Time to sell my Wii. FUCK THIS SHIT. Time to save up for a 360. At least they have STORAGE solutions

 

[JoeFu]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have to admit I am a huge Nintendo fan, but wtf was this. WORST CONFERENCE EVER.

 

[Hcoregamer00]

Wow, this conference was epic fail.

 

[dasein]

That SUCKED!!!!!

SUCKED
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SUCKED

SUCKED

SUCKED

SUCKED

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SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

 

[NinjaFridge]

The gifs, let them be plentiful

 

[inertiatic]

Damn. I was kinda hoping for a megaton, my wii needs more gameplay time. :|

 

[witness]

Reggie lied to Jeff Keighly =(