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[Piston Hyundai]

"You may got more Cash than me/but you aint got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me" -Canibus, second round KO.

To think, he could've just said "beat a nigga's ass" and he would've been fine.

A lot of early/mid-80s stuff is pretty corny today. LL Cool J going "I'm a hip-hop gangster and my name is Todd" in I Can't Live Without My Radio always makes me laugh, because no name says "hip-hop gangster" less than Todd. There's a reason rappers use names like Raekwon and Masta Killa, and that's because their real names are Corey and Elgin, respectively.

 

[Mesoian]

I broke my brain trying to understand this.

In 8 months, no one will even remember what this means.

It's the dumbest fucking line that dates Drake's career in such a way that carbon dating couldn't hope to achieve. Pretty much shows his demographic as well; what rap fans know who the fuck One Dimension is? Why does Drake know what One Dimension is? That is some Nickelodeon ass pandering right there.

 

[RP912]

N***as can't fuck with Kiss, I meanie that
Had to stop eating red meat cause I ate too many Beanie-Macs- Jadakiss


Wtf is a beanie mac :/...I know it was a diss to beanie sigel but ehhh :/

 

[Messypandas]

My cheque for wild wild west came on a flat-bed

Will Smith - Getting Jiggy With it

No-one needs a cheque that physically large.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Must have been a hassle cleaning up that flatbed after the check cam- ok sorry

 

[Mesoian]

N***as can't fuck with Kiss, I meanie that
Had to stop eating red meat cause I ate too many Beanie-Macs- Jadakiss


Wtf is a beanie mac :/...I know it was a diss to beanie sigel but ehhh :/

I thought it was a diss to Beanie Man.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Will Smith - Getting Jiggy With it

No-one needs a cheque that physically large.

The best part of this is how it references Wild Wild West at all, as if that's something to be proud of (money or not).

 

[Lavalamp1138]

Birdman in the opening and closing in 4 My Town.

Yeah
So priceless
Life so priceless nigga
You understand me?
It's just like that
My car so priceless
My bitch so priceless
My familia is so priceless nigga
You understand me?
Either you with us
Or you ain't with us
Either you in the huddle
Or you out the huddle
Either you riding
Or we passing, flying by saying "fuck you"
It's Young Money Cash Money playboy
That's about the size of it
At the roof top
So hot up here nigga
Yeah
Let's go

 

[ViewtifulJC]

"You can't outfart me" -J.Cole

 

[crimzonflame]

"Laid more chicks than Mother Goose"

Cool line IMO

 

[Masquerader]

Gotta laugh at old Notorious B.I.G. Dude was one of the best ever, but:

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur​

Inflation lol, everybody got a 50 inch screen, sofa and game systems. I guess having a chauffeur is still legit.

Wait, he only mentions one of his rides. Either that, or the Chauffeur is his other ride. Piggybacks are the rides of the elites nowadays.

 

[Messypandas]

And I get more ass than a toilet seat

Eminem (feat. Nate Dogg) "Shake That"

Makes sense, but its just disgusting

 

[dantevsninjas]

"House stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms"

Hannibal Buress said it best: "Nah Jeezy, those are closets"

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

DMX - Party Up in Here

"I know your style: Pussy, 'cause I'm fucking it
Since we all here, you hold my dick while he's sucking it"

 

[Piston Hyundai]

DMX - Party Up in Here

"I know your style: Pussy, 'cause I'm fucking it
Since we all here, you hold my dick while he's sucking it"

For someone who shows "no love to homo thugs," he sure does depict himself doing just that in his lyrics pretty often.

 

[Courage]

Ray J

Pretty much. "I Hit It First" in particular.

 

[Bread]

This song made me cringe so hard upon first listen I will remember it forever. The beat is awful too also it has Mick Jagger in the worst music featuring ever. Will.i.am's verse is a highlight in terrible incomplete punchline rap. Some choice quotes.



I wish that was the end of it, but it gets beyond hilarious when Mick Jagger drops this in the most terrible strained fashion. It's honestly on the level of magnets how do they work for me.

I'm sure Will.I.am wrote this but jagger moaning it out to an awful synth patch is honestly the highlight of this song for all the wrong reasons.
http://youtu.be/vjIwmJMqrco?t=3m40s

the comments might be more cringe worthy than the song somehow

 

[GeordieMark]

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Turbo B from Snap!

Ah Snap. I don't think this one can be beaten

 

[samus i am]

For someone who shows "no love to homo thugs," he sure does depict himself doing just that in his lyrics pretty often.

DMX has a TON of lines about dick sucking, and all of them seem to be about men. I think he was just a product of his time. A popular insult to say back in 98 was "suck my dick", you don't really hear people saying that anymore as an insult.

 

[DC R1D3R]

young jeezy

"stay strapped!"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man before
But you gonna be the first you little trick ass ho
Then you can tell me just how it taste
But before I nut I shoot some piss in your face

 

[Bobby Roberts]

LL Cool J once told everybody he was so bad that he could suck his own dick.

BADASS INDEED.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man before
But you gonna be the first you little trick ass ho
Then you can tell me just how it taste
But before I nut I shoot some piss in your face

...

Spoiler

pause

 

[Love Deterrence]

I'm shitting, like a bear in the woods.

 

[Dereck]

Big fan of Gambino but dude has so many lines like this, especially pre-Royalty.

I got a girl on my arm dude, show respect
Something crazy and Asian, Virginia Tech

 

[XANDER CAGE]

DMX has a TON of lines about dick sucking, and all of them seem to be about men. I think he was just a product of his time. A popular insult to say back in 98 was "suck my dick", you don't really hear people saying that anymore as an insult.

Someone should let Phil Fish know.

 

[The Horror the horror]

I get the boosters boosting, I get computers 'puting
Y'all get shot at; call me, I do the shooting
I do the recruiting, I tutor the students
I nurture their brain, I'm moving the movement
Whether Buddhist or Buddha, that's Judas or Judah
I got Luger to Ruger, hit from Roota to Toota

Cam'ron....stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Cam'ron....stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

"I get computers 'puting" is probably top ten lines all time

 

[Love Deterrence]

Cam'ron....stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Got me bringing guns to work, Gilbert Arenas

 

[tycoonheart]

Cappadona on Ice Cream

"I love you like I love my dick size"

 

[MercuryLS]

Clipse - Popular Demand - Cam's verse:

(Damn) Mami good down to the cuticles
"I'm Cam, what's your name, beautiful?"
Like (man) I could get used to you
Woulda (ran), if you knew what I used to do
But call me uncle, yeah Uncle Cam
I tax 'em. (Like who?) Like Uncle Sam
From the jungle, fam, where niggas bundle grams
Fumble or you crumble, get murked on the humble
(And) the gat on the belt on the hip
(And) I keep it Pharrell with the Clipse
Drive a hard bargain
I'm Harlem's only Gagarin
Car foreign
The other man stood-stood stutter-fied
I know your moms, well. Tell your mother "Hi"
I'm the other guy
That got your mother high
Coke like a caterpillar, I make butterfly

GARBAGE. The rest of the track is pretty great, Pusha T and Malice are always on point.

 

[FiggyCal]

Wake up every morning holding my dick
Going through life like I know I'm the shit.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

"I sold my soul to Satan but bought it back from God with this song."

You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

 

[SoulClap]

Prodigy - Diamond

We independent now - we.. goin.. diamond!

No you're not.

 

[Strax]

Clipse - Popular Demand - Cam's verse:



GARBAGE.

 

[enzo_gt]

Clipse - Popular Demand - Cam's verse:

GARBAGE. The rest of the track is pretty great, Pusha T and Malice are always on point.

The beat is so good on this song, I'm not even mad at Cam's verse.

 

[joedan]

SMH at folks mocking the verse from Juicy about Super Nintendo and 50" screen TV. It's not suppose to represent 'super wealth'; It's to illustrate the poverty from which he came, by emphasizing how something that may seem common to middle class folks (video game consoles) was a big deal to him. It's not lame in any sense.

 

[pete_townshend]

Rap game Kerry Collins

 

[JinjoUnchained]

How about these two chestnuts:

You name it, I can claim it
Young, black and famous, with money hanging out the anus

- Diddy on Can't Hold Us Down

Diddy, just, no. We know you have a lot of money, but why is hanging out from there? That's gross. Is this why you formed that group Diddy Dirty Money later on?

I told her I'm 18 and lead a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like

- Juelz Santana from Hey Ma by CamRon

I'm confused. Is this supposed to be impressive? A pickup line? This would mean that he was born in 1985 or so, so he might have been aware of the 80s for maybe a year or two. Thus, I wouldn't exactly consider him an expert on 80s pop culture or anything.

Or, maybe, he's hitting on an 80 year old woman and telling her that he knows what elderly women like?

 

[kidtamagotchi]

SMH at folks mocking the verse from Juicy about Super Nintendo and 50" screen TV. It's not suppose to represent 'super wealth'; It's to illustrate the poverty from which he came, by emphasizing how something that may seem common to middle class folks (video game consoles) was a big deal to him. It's not lame in any sense.

This.

Also, lamest rap boast? All of Oochie Wally.

 

[flaxknuckles]

SMH at folks mocking the verse from Juicy about Super Nintendo and 50" screen TV. It's not suppose to represent 'super wealth'; It's to illustrate the poverty from which he came, by emphasizing how something that may seem common to middle class folks (video game consoles) was a big deal to him. It's not lame in any sense.

Finally someone with sense

 

[robotrock]

"I sold my soul to Satan but bought it back from God with this song."

You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

Anything but lame.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Anything but lame.

I mean, the song is the greatest song I've ever heard, but that verse almost ruined it for me.

 

[FStop7]

Any videos with dudes in rented exotic cars.

 

[illadelph]

Have a baby by me baby, be a millionaire

 

[harSon]

I laugh every time I hear YG drop "My Bank of America account got six figures" in Who do you Love?

 

[Soleil rouge]

Vinnie Paz, whatever the hell he calls himself nowadays, is possibly the lamest rapper in history. Good call on featuring him in the OT.

I remember Styles P rhymed about having a "white boyfriend"...

I'm not even sure what he was really trying to say.

 

[Erv]

Vinnie Paz, whatever the hell he calls himself nowadays, is possibly the lamest rapper in history. Good call on featuring him in the OT.

just no

 

[mreddie]

Lil Wayne's "Yes"
Wayne: Yes I do it big, call me little astronomical, Weezy F. Baby and the 'F' is for phenomenal.

 

[Soleil rouge]

just no

I'd agree if he didn't take his gangsta persona so seriously. After starting out as a trekkie/conspiracy theory-loving/believe-in-aliens nerd rapper; then changing into a horrocore, anti-catholic, hardcore White Nation of Islam drunkard (Muslims don't drink), then flipping his style once again to a faux-Latino thug rapper during the illusions of Ghandi era, and finally into the ridiculously corny superthug he is today. Actually, he might have had a few transformations since he bacame a gangsta rapper. I wouldn't put it past him.

If you need any further proof of his lameness, just like read the title of his albums and track listings. He takes himself way too seriously.