Dude the first gen MPV was a standard ass minivan. My best friend's parents had one.
The lamest rap boasts
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Dude the first gen MPV was a standard ass minivan. My best friend's parents had one.
XANDER CAGE
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Yeah I love stuff like Open Mike Eagle and Mr Muthafuckin Exquire with average dude lines like this.
jhmtehgamr20xx
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I fuckin' love the lameness of that video. Best lame rappers ever.
King Cobra
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"Put a dick in their mouths so I guess it's fuck what they say"
"they say time flies, well mines first class"
"they say money talks, well it's my spokesperson"
lil wayne
"they say time flies, well mines first class"
"they say money talks, well it's my spokesperson"
lil wayne
My reaction is this: "Biggie, you're dead, go ly dow."
As Professor Murder said "His lines are TOO TIGHT!"
Yes, you clearly have your finger on the pulse of the rap scene.
Correct. A minivan that had double sliding doors. Also, a minivan that rhymes with "40 Gs" (the next line)
ThirtyPlus
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A lot of these examples say more about the poster than the rappers.
Anything Jay Z has ever said, ever. Like, not even in his whack ass songs. Just in general.
Cheese Sandwich
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Weezy F Baby and the f is for phenomenal
Freakmonkey
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Royce da 5'9"-Writer's block
Pitch black, only thing I fear in here is chit chat
You are hearing bars, like ya ear against a kit kat
uuhhhm, I guess that's....right...
Pitch black, only thing I fear in here is chit chat
You are hearing bars, like ya ear against a kit kat
uuhhhm, I guess that's....right...
You've probably never listened to more than a few rap songs. Get out of here.
I don't recall it ever having 2 sliding doors, but I guess I'll take your word for it.
Lmao. First of all, it's One Direction. And I think most people know who One Direction is. There pretty huge. Thats his point.
Yeah most of the album is a "flashback", it's not as bad as some of the other stuff in here and I actually dig the song, but it's still kinda weird
Black Milk - Deadly Medley (Royce Da 5'9 line`)
" I can catch a bullet in my teeth"
Although not technically rap, Grime has to have some of the lamest / most hilarious boasts of all time. Pretty much Terminator's whole discography could feature in this thread.
www.youtube.com/embed/J9Lm4YpUtMM
Terminator - Sith
"When it comes to actual beef, black top like a flipping thief
So if its me, you won't know it's me until I say it's me
But if it's me, I won't say it's me"
Terminator - Beef With T
"I'm not mentally stable
Don't ring the door bell, run up in the house like feds
and leave your organs on the the kitchen table,
and feast on your organs with a golden baked brown bagel.
Beef with me is just like having a cuppa tea
Then I shove man in a box and end man just like a pikey
I run up in the house while he's sitting in the couch drinking the tea,
Fly kick man in the face like Jet-Li"
Terminator on a Westwood freestyle
"Your mum's on depressants,
Birthday comes. She still buys you presents."
" I can catch a bullet in my teeth"
Although not technically rap, Grime has to have some of the lamest / most hilarious boasts of all time. Pretty much Terminator's whole discography could feature in this thread.
www.youtube.com/embed/J9Lm4YpUtMM
Terminator - Sith
"When it comes to actual beef, black top like a flipping thief
So if its me, you won't know it's me until I say it's me
But if it's me, I won't say it's me"
Terminator - Beef With T
"I'm not mentally stable
Don't ring the door bell, run up in the house like feds
and leave your organs on the the kitchen table,
and feast on your organs with a golden baked brown bagel.
Beef with me is just like having a cuppa tea
Then I shove man in a box and end man just like a pikey
I run up in the house while he's sitting in the couch drinking the tea,
Fly kick man in the face like Jet-Li"
Terminator on a Westwood freestyle
"Your mum's on depressants,
Birthday comes. She still buys you presents."
PhoenixDark
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Dion Blaster
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He has some very awkward lines like "We don't believe you, you need more people" that mainly sound terrible because of his delivery
GeordieMark
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Common and Canibus 'Black Republicans' contains this peach -
"I'm your worst nightmare squared, That's double for niggas who ain't mathematically aware"
Who want to tell them why that's a fucking awful line?
"I'm your worst nightmare squared, That's double for niggas who ain't mathematically aware"
Who want to tell them why that's a fucking awful line?
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