Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread 10: Against the Odds, We Choose to Hype!

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Daisy is intrinsically sexual, even when it's just her model from the Olympics game. Everyone knows those games are porn. The "E" rating stands for "erection."
 
I'm looking forward to smash 4 mods where you can cancel everything just because it's going to look so much more flashy with all those new particles effects.
 
We were hoping? I knew it was recapped bullshit, and warned people that they are trying overhyped the magazine to sell. :P
I was skeptical they'd have an actual blowout, but they were still wording it that way, at the time, so there was a chance it'd pan out.

The fact they're just recapping makes more sense. They'll drag out these updates all the way to launch, quite likely. Although once Japanese reviewers get their copies, stuff will start trickling out. That'll probably be two or three weeks before release, right?

Come on. Don't even start this.
Just poking fun at the reaction some had to the one guy posting a pic of Daisy from the Olympics games. Best as I could tell, it was literally the model from those games, just supersized.
 
Come on. Don't even start this.

I only posted it because I saw nothing bad or sexual about it, but I fully respect that some people immediately saw something sexual about it and warned me as such. I have taken it down and am dropping it henceforth as to not cause issues. Just wanna make it clear the only reason I posted it was because I thought it was funny and a good way to lead into the topic that i'd like daisy as a peach alt (for real this time) and had no idea people would take it sexually (because I didn't).
 
WebM is the most overrated thing on the internet. Even more overrated than My Little Pony and In-N-Out

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no wonder... :3
 
Take a page out of PM's book and include Shadow Peach as an alt.
Hopefully PM hasn't unwittingly prevented Sakurai from adding alts he'd otherwise consider. I can picture Sakurai seeing them doing something he would've done himself, and then not doing it because he doesn't want to look creatively bankrupt "copying" a mod.
 
I... didn't see it that way at all, but ok, i took it down to be safe!



Those are literally their character models from past games...

I guess because daisy was big... it was some sort of fetish picture? I dunno. I took it down because clearly people thought it was :/

I must be missing something. But I'm guessing I don't want to know what.
 
We thought Lucina/Robin/Falcon was like a canteen of water for us after a long trek through the Desert of No Hype, but it turns out it was soda and now we're dehydrated again and face down in the sand.

"Need... more... veteran reveals... and... newcomers..."

But will Sakurai appear to us and give us water like Jesus did to Charlton Heston in "Ben Hur?" Stay tuned!

So smashgaf needs stillsuits?
 
I only posted it because I saw nothing bad or sexual about it, but I fully respect that some people immediately saw something sexual about it and warned me as such. I have taken it down and am dropping it henceforth as to not cause issues. Just wanna make it clear the only reason I posted it was because I thought it was funny and a good way to lead into the topic that i'd like daisy as a peach alt (for real this time) and had no idea people would take it sexually (because I didn't).
Honestly that's some incredibly tame stuff for people to get their jollies off to, it doesn't seem sexual to me unless you're around DeviantArt or wherever so much that you associate giant people with sexuality.
 
I main Ness in every game and Project M is the only version of him that feels fun to play because it doesn't feel like I'm playing with two broken crutches.

Ness might be unique in brawl or melee or whatever it is you're referring too, but he's still complete shit and can be good without actually changing anything that makes him unique.

I do not understand you at all. First you say that no one enjoys playing Ness (a categorically untrue statement, I have a friend who plays Ness almost exclusively with a childlike glee you would not believe), then you say you main Ness but don't have any fun playing as him. Why would you play a character if it's not any fun?

I mean, I know objectively that Metaknight is the best character in Brawl, but his trigger happy jabs throw off my playstyle and I just don't enjoy him, so I don't play him unless I get him in a random select.

I enjoy winning at Smash Bros, but I'd prefer to win with a character I enjoy playing than with a character that annoys me or bores the shit out of me. That's why 'fun' is a priority over 'balance'. A balanced character isn't inherently unfun, and a fun character isn't inherently unbalanced, but if a character is fun to play as, it doesn't matter what the balance is. That's why aMSa plays Yoshi, Axe plays Pikachu and Armada plays Peach.
 
So smashgaf needs stillsuits?
I had to Google this, which led me to the Dune wiki:

"A stillsuit is a full body suit worn in the open desert of the planet Arrakis that was designed to preserve the body's moisture. It consisted of various layers that would firstly absorb the body's moisture through sweating and urination, and then filter the impurities so that drinkable water would be circulated to catchpockets. The individual could then drink the reclaimed water from a tube attached to the neck."

Now I feel like a bigger nerd than I already am. THANKS A LOT.
 
Gigantism. Foot focus. Crushing. Flattening. These are all things that are fetisihised there, and the fact that she was in her bathing suit didn't help matters.
I just saw some loony toons jealousy type stuff, maybe I just ain't the target demo for all that so I missed it.

And I have seen some stuff, I dunno I'm just a benefit of the doubt kinda guy.
 
For the record I am very excited for the 3ds version, I just fear that once the wiiu version is out I'll almost never play the 3ds version anymore outside of the occasional "hey lets do smash run".

Lol someone calling for me to get banned
 
Did you guys know that growing bigger and stomping things with your feet is the entire gameplay concept of Super Mario Bros.?
Those goombas seem to be enjoying it a little too much!

Back on topic. So I'm playing DKCR3D and I just played a sunset stage. Wow, having a stage where everyone is fighting as shadows would be pretty awesome.
 
Did you guys know that growing bigger and stomping things with your feet is the entire gameplay concept of Super Mario Bros.?

Watch out, those boots and wings on that Koopa there. That's a fetish
Must be
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Honestly that's some incredibly tame stuff for people to get their jollies off to, it doesn't seem sexual to me unless you're around DeviantArt or wherever so much that you associate giant people with sexuality.

Exactly. I didn't even know this was a thing until last week, because of that VR thread
 
Those goombas seem to be enjoying it a little too much!

Back on topic. So I'm playing DKCR3D and I just played a sunset stage. Wow, having a stage where everyone is fighting as shadows would be pretty awesome.
Albeit a tad anticlimactic for Mr. Game & Watch

Actually, he should be the opposite and appear in photorealistic detail, all porous and hairy and claylike, like The Order
 
Those goombas seem to be enjoying it a little too much!

Back on topic. So I'm playing DKCR3D and I just played a sunset stage. Wow, having a stage where everyone is fighting as shadows would be pretty awesome.

That was one of the stages on that 'fake' 3ds stage list. Would be really cool if they could pull it off, but honestly, I think it would make the game too hard to play. Especially with items on.
 
I would love nothing more than a DKCR sunset stage. Each character could be shadowed with one part highlighted to differentiate between colors (Mario's hat, DK's tie, Samus' visor and arm cannon, etc) and items and the like could either just be shadowed entirely or could be normal but with solid colors to fit the stage aesthetic.

Speaking of, we haven't seen a single Donkey Kong stage yet. I wonder when we will? It's not the only franchise conspicuously lacking in a stage thusfar - Star Fox also comes to mind and Kirby only has the Halberd.
 
I'll make a shot-in-the-dark prediction about the Donkey Kong stage. Don't know if it'll be for the 3DS or WiiU version, but it feels right.

Basically, a mine cart stage, from World 4 of Returns. It'd be called "Mole Train" and based on that world's boss level. Given that it'd be a train level, I guess it'd be better suited for the WiiU version, since the 3DS version already has Spirit Tracks.

Also worth noting that the remix for the Rocket Barrel theme is in one of the games. We heard it in the Smash Direct back in April.

This mine cart stage could feature the falling diamond-encrusted ceilings, the moles throwing bombs at the track, the giant bat that chases you and unleashes shockwaves, and more. You could have the shantytown in the background, the waterfalls, the over-sized mushrooms, etc. It'd be a great way to represent various backgrounds from Returns and the mine cart concept from the Country games in general.
 
Dammit what happened in this thread

I've said it before, but now that stage bosses are a thing, there's never been a better time for a Gangplank Galleon stage.
Wasn't featured in Returns and Tropical Freeze, and Sakurai seems to be sticking to the modern incarnation of each series (whatever's most recent, barring special cases like Mega Man, for obvious reasons).
 
Thinking about it, that warning image tells us to report all violators so if one doesn't report is one breaking the rules?
 
Thinking about it, that warning image tells us to report all violators so if one doesn't report is one breaking the rules?
If you don't report the violators then you violate the rule about reporting violators and must report yourself or you're violating the rule about reporting those who violate the rule about reporting violators.

It's vile. Reportedly.
 
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