write a haiku about a video game (Monday GAF poets, win a prize)
- Thread starter maxcriden
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efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
trail of white pellets
seldom leads to victory
in a maze of ghosts
seldom leads to victory
in a maze of ghosts
SparkleMotion
Member
Helicopter flies
Explodes, jump out, land on jet
Battlefield moment
Explodes, jump out, land on jet
Battlefield moment
Diprosalic
Banned
Smash Bros I want it
Sakurai don't make me wait
And please remove Snake
Sakurai don't make me wait
And please remove Snake
SparkleMotion
Member
Check back of game case
Controller in second port
MGS is weird
Controller in second port
MGS is weird
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
"SJW"
you mean i have empathy?
when is justice bad?
you mean i have empathy?
when is justice bad?
oreomunsta
Banned
Kicking ass or not
Fi was a pain in my ass
All through Skyward Sword
She looks sick in HW, though! ^^
NightmareTrigger
Banned
"Don't you cast Bufu!"
"We're not chumps" "What did you do?!"
"I'll kill you, straight up"
"We're not chumps" "What did you do?!"
"I'll kill you, straight up"
Zeuanimals
Member
Staunch opposition.
The once outlaw holds his ground,
But they shoot him down.
The once outlaw holds his ground,
But they shoot him down.
MrNyarlathotep
Banned
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
use report function
to make that guy on uno
put away his dong
to make that guy on uno
put away his dong
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
breaking digital
locks should not be illegal
end DRM now
locks should not be illegal
end DRM now
SparkleMotion
Member
Wearing out buttons
Hit attack repeatedly
Musou games are fun
Hit attack repeatedly
Musou games are fun
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
knows not of TRAUMA
yet shows great excitement for
Metroid crossover
(*dedicated to you maxcriden!
)
yet shows great excitement for
Metroid crossover
(*dedicated to you maxcriden!
)CrypticMutation
Neo Member
Damn it died again!
Controller thrown across the room,
First world problems
Controller thrown across the room,
First world problems
ShockingAlberto
Member
Shulk, do this sidequest
There is no real benefit
But get those three things
There is no real benefit
But get those three things
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
Diprosalic
Banned
Hyrule Warriors
Backlash after we bought it:
"Just Musou again!"
Backlash after we bought it:
"Just Musou again!"
ShockingAlberto
Member
Hi, I'm Bioware
I am the one-eyed king in
the land of blind men
I am the one-eyed king in
the land of blind men
A few from a friend of mine who doesn't have an account:
Was doing well on
Requiem For War until
rocket launcher men.
Playing P3P
Jesus Christ why can't I get
Academics maxed?
Super Hexagon -
two seconds off my record.
One fist through the screen.
MASSIVE VLR SPOILERS:
Was doing well on
Requiem For War until
rocket launcher men.
^RE6 Mercenaries mode
Playing P3P
Jesus Christ why can't I get
Academics maxed?
Super Hexagon -
two seconds off my record.
One fist through the screen.
MASSIVE VLR SPOILERS:
Sigma rubs his eyes
at the start of VLR.
Story don't make sense!
at the start of VLR.
Story don't make sense!
SparkleMotion
Member
Destiny beta
That wizard came from the moon
All that's talked about
That wizard came from the moon
All that's talked about
CitrusStorm
Unconfirmed Member
(listen to this while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp2oSuh1Hy0)
(no actual spoilers, but revealing it line-by-line is part of the experience)
(no actual spoilers, but revealing it line-by-line is part of the experience)
Reggie, I'm sorry
we did not go head to head
and play Smash Brothers
There goes Captain Qwark,
toilet paper on his shoe.
Damn it, Captain Qwark
Is there a health pack
1 meter from the dead corpse?
You're already dead.
ShockingAlberto
Member
The Last of Us was
full of standard zombie tropes.
Not all that special.
full of standard zombie tropes.
Not all that special.
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
skyrim ps3...
user error: what kinda
clown would buy it there
user error: what kinda
clown would buy it there
SparkleMotion
Member
Betas everywhere
Gamers treat them as demos
That's not what they are
Gamers treat them as demos
That's not what they are
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
representation
more diversity in games
build a better world
more diversity in games
build a better world
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
NightmareTrigger
Banned
Lord_Balkan
Member
Prichard, my vision
My vision is augmented
This isn't Detroit..
I see an old house
Broken windows and doors
This is Chernobyl
A true love story
Between a man and his truck
Why malaria
I sell many masks
and mask accessories, yup
Oh, look at the moon
My vision is augmented
This isn't Detroit..
I see an old house
Broken windows and doors
This is Chernobyl
A true love story
Between a man and his truck
Why malaria
I sell many masks
and mask accessories, yup
Oh, look at the moon
ShockingAlberto
Member
"That's not all of us!"
is a useless defense for
pretty much all things.
is a useless defense for
pretty much all things.
LurkerPrime
Member
Magnificent fun
as you run, cut, ZANDATSU;
cyborg-ninja butts.
~Adventures in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Red or Blue change all,
more than a simple choice made
it's a mass effect.
~Mass Effect Series
Blood and death - awesome;
choice and consequence are paid,
most ill-sacrificed.
~Dragon Age and its Direction
What you see is mine,
all else will be taken thus:
by force, want, or charm.
~Civilization (A Leader's perspective)
Haikus are fun. 5-7-5 4ever.
(oh god I don't understand syllables).
as you run, cut, ZANDATSU;
cyborg-ninja butts.
~Adventures in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Red or Blue change all,
more than a simple choice made
it's a mass effect.
~Mass Effect Series
Blood and death - awesome;
choice and consequence are paid,
most ill-sacrificed.
~Dragon Age and its Direction
What you see is mine,
all else will be taken thus:
by force, want, or charm.
~Civilization (A Leader's perspective)
Haikus are fun. 5-7-5 4ever.
(oh god I don't understand syllables).
SparkleMotion
Member
Strider, strength and grace
Flash of steel and scarf of red
Schwing schwing schwing schwing schwing
Flash of steel and scarf of red
Schwing schwing schwing schwing schwing
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
dude, please close the blinds
the only light i want is
my sony TV
the only light i want is
my sony TV
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
Writes game Haikus to
win prize but real winner is
procrastination
win prize but real winner is
procrastination