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[Stumpokapow]

where the pringles at
love that curly moustache guy
it's mah-vel baby

 

[Figboy79]

"Die Monster," he said.
"You don't belong in this world!"
Bad V.A, so good.

 

[SparkleMotion]

Derelict spaceship
Ishimura, space graveyard
But life still lurks there

 

[nrvalleytime]

Past, present, future
skyward, waker, and seasons -
All lines need a Link.

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

The age of Sony
There's nothing they can do now
Literally done

Literally it.
This is not hyperbole.
Maybe next decade.

 

[graywords]

Seven syllables
Tatsumakisenpuukyaku?
Probably way more

 

[Diprosalic]

they named it vita
i find that funny because
it's already dead

 

[ninge]

shimmering silver
platter of digital dreams
place in my slot, gamer.

 

[TitusGroan]

based banderas
based cernystation4
shut up with the memes

you pronounce based wrong
it messes your syllables
agreed with the memes

 

[BobTheFork]

Zombie Paper bro
Seriously, It's for real
You can't make this up

 

[Celegus]

click click click click click
click click click click click click click
diablo so fun

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

"Die Monster," he said.
"You don't belong in this world!"
Bad V.A, so good.

I know right? So good.
PSP port ruined it.
Its just so bland now.

 

[daydream]

getting fiftieth
and two hundredth post alike
the absolute worst

 

[guitarhero]

Brutal Legend, or
Jack Black's Hack and Slash is now
an RTS, oops!

 

[Stumpokapow]

you pronounce based wrong
it messes your syllables
agreed with the memes

can't stop saying "ba-sed"
even though i know it's "based"
ugh. waste of brain cells

 

[Chû Totoro]

quick one since I'm at work ^^

even behind an electronic device
life is so beautiful but so fragile
like a flower's petal

 

[FutureZombie]

You need a passport
This expired yesterday
I do not take bribes

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

I still just don't get
how bumblebees made zombies
in dead rising one.

 

[Elessar]

this will be my last
said hideo kojima
will it ever be?

 

[nrvalleytime]

can't stop saying "ba-sed"
even though i know it's "based"
ugh. waste of brain cells

Too much GAF = brain-dead;
attempts at moderation
likely impacted

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Actual submission:

Hodor, Hodor, Ho-
Dor, Hodor, Hodor, Hodor
"waste of space" said Bran

 

[Illusive_Juan]

My vitals aren't strong.
Japanese ships come to port.
Through my death, I live.

 

[graywords]

Can't play Famicom
Buy those Golf carts, rip 'em up
Adapters galore

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Few words are known to
bring out vicious hatred like
Metroid Other M

 

[MikeDip]

Known as the blue blur
Used to be a big player
But now just pregnant.

 

[Raticus79]

I can't stand this game
Oh look, a legendary
Maybe one more run

 

[Not Spaceghost]

LucasArts is dead
Not gonna get JK4
Makes me sad and stuff

 

[NightmareTrigger]

I should have saved you
I should have been the one to
Fill your dark soul with light

 

[Qwark]

Dreaming of Atma
Where is my sequel, Sony?
Or at least remake?

Spoiler

Dark Cloud

 

[Stumpokapow]

Surrender or die
in obscurity! All this
for L I T T L E M O N E Y

 

[SparkleMotion]

Bombs placed recklessly
Lines of fire spell my doom
Red bomberman wins

 

[Gusy]

Bravery and resolve, Drake Sword in hand.
Slayed souls in my wake, I turn the dark corner
Nope! Nope! No! Bye..

 

[SparkleMotion]

Same game every time
Fans berate Call of Duty
Yet love Pokemon

 

[Munkybhai]

Green crystals killed life,
To make the Earth ripe for them,
Is this all Kane's plan?

 

[Stumpokapow]

mystic quest kicks butt
benjamin is best M C
shredding guitar riffs

 

[oreomunsta]

A great vast landscape
Where adventure beckons us
To make a legend

 

[VeryGooster]

My Infernus roars
I speed down Los Santos streets
Ballas gonna drop

 

[Stumpokapow]

A great vast landscape
Where adventure beckons us
To make a legend

"hey! listen!" ugh no
drowning in tutorials
leave me be, navi

 

[Figboy79]

I know right? So good.
PSP port ruined it.
Its just so bland now.

Ugh, the PSP port made me so angry. I currently have the original, horribly awesome voice acting PS1 version on my Vita. Damn I love that game.

EDIT: Wait, I didn't respond in haiku:

PSP port, ugh!
Original only, please.
Damn, I love that game.

 

[NightmareTrigger]

What is a man, hmm?
A miserable little
Pile of secrets

 

[Stumpokapow]

proximity mines
best local multiplayer
no oddjobs allowed

 

[Jock_Nerd]

Dark yet solace life.
Explore, search, hunt, kill. Repeat.
All dealt by a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTqXYTm9qk

 

[WarpathDC]

Zero Suit Samus
Firing my super missle
In my birthday suit

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Every single game
should be made by Platinum
or at worst Retro

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Same game every time
Fans berate Call of Duty
Yet love Pokemon

Mechanics changes
between the two don't compare.
"look, Kevin Spacey!"

 

[Stumpokapow]

cook serve delicious
lasagna PSCR
i need more arms now

 

[nrvalleytime]

"hey! listen!" ugh no
drowning in tutorials
leave me be, navi

"Let's not go that way"
tutorials are common
and annoying, Red King

 

[NightmareTrigger]

proximity mines
best local multiplayer
no oddjobs allowed

Dual Moonrakers
Fuck you Natalya, Fuck you
Paintball mode is on

 

[Stumpokapow]

gone home is a game.
empathy / humanity
required to "get it".

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

This thread has become
controversial opinions
but way classier

 

[Stumpokapow]

i liked heavy rain
beyond two souls was better
david cage: genius