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[Ludovico]

shut up feminist
it's hard being a white male
i have problems too

Fight the oppression,
#wewantequalitytoo
white struggle is real

 

[Baleoce]

Kim Kardashian.
Her game is making millions.
The future of games.

Hello there shockdude
Millions is three syllables ( ... )
Oh..... the irony.

 

[Pociask]

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
Just wanted to let you know,
Batteries are low.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Listen to "Six Days At The Bottom Of The Ocean" by Explosions In The Sky while reading

In the minus world
There is nothing but water
You swim forever

 

[Zakalwe]

Peter Molyneux
Is now synonymous with
UPS service

 

[Pbae]

Valhalla Knights 3
So unbelievably bad
Still playing it though

 

[SparkleMotion]

New Assassin's Creed
Must get all collectibles
Even the feathers

 

[ChipotIe]

R1 R1 spam
Monastary Scimitar
L1 R1 Dead

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Sorry, the princess
is in another castle.
A life metaphor.

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Nabbit grabbed a Toad
Come here, you goddamn jerk face!
Next time I'll get you...

 

[Stumpokapow]

would you greenlight my
haiku simulator game?
i'll give you free keys

 

[Ludovico]

On the internet
Nobody would ever guess
That Stump is a dog

 

[Stumpokapow]

Writes game Haikus to
win prize but real winner is
procrastination

Guess how much of my
thesis I reviewed today?
Na-da? You guessed right!

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

will anybody
ever even come back to
read posts in this thread?

 

[Alo81]

I once played a game of Nidhogg
With my pomeranian dog
I won the early tussle
but the dog did a hustle
Beat me down like an E-Sports Balrog

 

[graywords]

A wife for an arm
Just gonna have to f*** it
Man, that's gotta hurt

 

[Emperor_EL]

My Sword is justice
I live by one set of rules
The RULES OF NATURE!

I got my freedom
LQ-Eight Four-i is dead
I am now Blade Wolf

I got my revenge
By butchering those fuckers
The cold wind of France

Is this your true form?
Are you familiar with Memes?
Magnetic Force, Jack!

Kids can be cruel, Jack
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
I gave war a chance

Cool Brazilian Breeze
I have a Sword shooting Sheath
There will be BLOOD! SHED!

I played College Ball
Don't Fuck with this Senator!
Nanomachines Son

We do our duty
And vanish without a trace
Winds of Destruction

 

[nrvalleytime]

would you greenlight my
haiku simulator game?
i'll give you free keys

Key is not working,
fix this problem, or I will
create thread about Gamestop

 

[SparkleMotion]

Game's non-finished state
I'll make it early access!
I still get money

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

"Female characters
as Assassins? No can do." -
What the fuck Ubi?!

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Guess how much of my
thesis I reviewed today?
Na-da? You guessed right!

I woke up ready
to do some hard work today,
then I found this thread.

 

[SmokyDave]

You OK there, Stump?
Did you know you're spewing rhymes?
Medication time?

 

[Zakalwe]

would you greenlight my
haiku simulator game?
i'll give you free keys

Kickstarter you cad
You take my money for games
I won't ever see

 

[LurkerPrime]

Source: a huge success,
in spite of that half-life game
that is still alive.
~Half-Life 3

Valve: a sad failure,
because of that half-life game
that is so trolled.
~Half-Life 3

 

[Thorakai]

Help kickstart my game
I make Youtube videos
Where did the money go ?

 

[Alienous]

A wife for an arm
Just gonna have to f*** it
Man, that's gotta hurt

This revelation
Gives handjobs a new meaning
I abuse my wife

 

[SparkleMotion]

Gathering of friends
Plastic toys fulfill rock dreams
Let the music flow

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Saturn Valley, Zoom!
You buy thing? Say yes to me?
Say no to me? Boing.

 

[Zakalwe]

A quarter circle
Then a quick tap of hard punch
Fireball flies fast

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Guess how much of my
thesis I reviewed today?
Na-da? You guessed right!

You should have chosen
Video game poetry
to be your thesis

 

[ShockingAlberto]

There was a thread here
with a rumored game that's real.
Try and guess which one!

 

[JJDinomite]

A boring movie
Absolutely no gameplay
It's The Last of Us

 

[SparkleMotion]

Recently bought game
Sold to GameStop for ten bucks
Insane overheads

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

I bought a Wii U.
Can't transfer NNID.
What a piece of poop.

 

[Stumpokapow]

A wife for an arm
Just gonna have to f*** it
Man, that's gotta hurt

discourse of consent:
not something capcom thought of
when they made that crap

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

There was a thread here
with a rumored game that's real.
Try and guess which one!

Diddy Kong Racing
A sequel is in order
Made by Monster Games

 

[Lucumo]

Nakamura died
My soul cries in agony
Despera, no more

 

[daydream]

people stretching it
willy-nilly enjambements
oh the humanity

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Bayonetta 2:
Play as a sexy-ass witch
with a sexy-ass ass.

 

[1upmuffin]

Two lines in the dark
Hitting a ball back and forth
Pong war never stops

 

[SparkleMotion]

Yakuza 5's out
We'll never get a release
Over in the States

 

[SmokyDave]

There was a thread here
with a rumored game that's real.
Try and guess which one!

My wildest dream?
Auto Modellista 2?!


....there was no such thread

 

[Zakalwe]

I wonder if all
the haikus posted have the
right syllable count

 

[Alienous]

A boring movie
Absolutely no gameplay
It's The Last of Us

Oh, you've done it now
The clickers are coming now
And you're their target

 

[random25]

Capcom, I hate you!
My Megaman Legends 3,
How dare you dump it!

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

This goes way too far.
People writing all these 'kus.
Seriously, stop.

 

[Stumpokapow]

"i played chrono break"
said a twitter insider
banned from neogaf

 

[SparkleMotion]

Dreamcast masterpiece?
Quick time events and forklifts
"Have you seen sailors?"

 

[Qwark]

Smash is better, but
I enjoyed Sony's clone too
Hope for a sequel

 

[Ourobolus]

My goal, before me
An impenetrable wall?
y can't metroid crawl