write a haiku about a video game (Monday GAF poets, win a prize)
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Technoweirdo
Member
From Fire Emblem: Awakening
With galvanized steel,
Voice of All-Destruction's will,
I shall vanquish you.
Alt ver.
With galvanized steel,
Voice of All-Destruction's will,
I shall vanquish you.
Alt ver.
With galvanized steel,
Father of me and evil,
I shall vanquish you
Father of me and evil,
I shall vanquish you
Azure Wolf
Banned
Zach, it's very plain
That I, Francis York Morgan
Or you, are insane
That I, Francis York Morgan
Or you, are insane
TheFLYINGManga_Ka
Member
Only here at GAF
Can we make silly haikus
And win a free game
Can we make silly haikus
And win a free game
Icefire1424
Member
Wow, I was just thinking of how to put that into a haiku. Well played.
Itchy. Tasty.
TheFLYINGManga_Ka
Member
The game's industry
Was destroyed by free 2 play
Games on ios
Was destroyed by free 2 play
Games on ios
NotSmartEnough
Member
Now, WipeOut HD
That was a hell of a game
Zone mode broke my mind
That was a hell of a game
Zone mode broke my mind
toastyToast
Member
People are dying
Forgot to buy food from last town
The Banner Saga
Forgot to buy food from last town
The Banner Saga
NotSmartEnough
Member
Frame of War, cause lost
The Lotus, your enemy
Leads you to your death
The Lotus, your enemy
Leads you to your death
Please could you advise?
The Ocarina Of Time
Safe to swallow?
(http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100016891)
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"So, something you like?"
"You've got a great butt, Meryl."
Love blooms in battle.
The Ocarina Of Time
Safe to swallow?
(http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100016891)
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"So, something you like?"
"You've got a great butt, Meryl."
Love blooms in battle.
I wrote some Haiku game reviews in a different thread a while ago:
(Critter Crunch)
match bugs, create gems
vomiting feeds your children
fun, addictive game
(Suikoden 2)
Wounded Luca Blight.
We fight him, 18 to 1.
How hard could this be?
(Final Fantasy XII)
Matsuno please tell
why you left your game half done?
Square-Enix forced Vaan.
(Fire Emblem)
Hector, Lynn, and more
Striving to keep them alive
Fucking criticals...
(Persona 4)
Little do they know,
I say what they want to hear
for the Social Links
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
Strategy classic
Not liking the translation?
Blame yourself or God.
(Final Fantasy VII)
Breeding Chocobos...
Didn't get the one you wanted?
Reset is your friend.
(The Sims)
Yes, novel at first
But you will quickly get bored
and torture your Sims.
(Critter Crunch)
match bugs, create gems
vomiting feeds your children
fun, addictive game
(Suikoden 2)
Wounded Luca Blight.
We fight him, 18 to 1.
How hard could this be?
(Final Fantasy XII)
Matsuno please tell
why you left your game half done?
Square-Enix forced Vaan.
(Fire Emblem)
Hector, Lynn, and more
Striving to keep them alive
Fucking criticals...
(Persona 4)
Little do they know,
I say what they want to hear
for the Social Links
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
Strategy classic
Not liking the translation?
Blame yourself or God.
(Final Fantasy VII)
Breeding Chocobos...
Didn't get the one you wanted?
Reset is your friend.
(The Sims)
Yes, novel at first
But you will quickly get bored
and torture your Sims.
toastyToast
Member
God, I hate Marie
Game was better without her
I miss old Chie
Game was better without her
I miss old Chie
The Rain King
Member
I killed a king once
So the world might be mended
It was not mended
So the world might be mended
It was not mended
Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
Smoked crack; made a game
Maybe you have heard of it
It is known as Rez
Maybe you have heard of it
It is known as Rez
akidnamededdy
Banned
Didn't save post-Wolf
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Shit, I've been captured.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Shit, I've been captured.
quik killa
Member
light with the shadow
become the ninja dragon
jaquio must die
become the ninja dragon
jaquio must die
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
this one is superb!
LMAO at these two!
you deserve applause
(the three responses above can be combined to form a single Haiku)
brilliant!
now there's a game that deserves a next gen sequel if there ever was one!
nicely done!
Is your avatar
Shu as a ninja turtle?
Kowabunga dude!
striferser
Huge Nickleback Fan
I will burn my dread
aim evoker to my head
pull the trigger, call death
persona 3
Paramedic, help.
shit, fuck, fucking cave demon
Cut my eye out. Dead.
aim evoker to my head
pull the trigger, call death
persona 3
Paramedic, help.
shit, fuck, fucking cave demon
Cut my eye out. Dead.
Orbis Tabula
Member
A man only moves,
Haunted by ghosts of his past.
Wokka Wokka wok-
Haunted by ghosts of his past.
Wokka Wokka wok-
Shadow Hog
Member
Plumber and the
Princesses rescue. A tale
none seem to tire of.
Movie otaku
deals with a man-child's
psyche. Viewtifull.
Tennis, soccer or
whatever sport you want.
True start of all things?
Topic of the week
gets own buggy project app.
Numerous death threats.
And for the OP:
Masked Shadow Thief
disguised as a cool rabbit.
Can you stop his reign?
Princesses rescue. A tale
none seem to tire of.
Movie otaku
deals with a man-child's
psyche. Viewtifull.
Tennis, soccer or
whatever sport you want.
True start of all things?
Topic of the week
gets own buggy project app.
Numerous death threats.
And for the OP:
Masked Shadow Thief
disguised as a cool rabbit.
Can you stop his reign?