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[xanavi]

Assuming Dan isn't just clowning around again I find his lack of basic wisdom both endearing and cripplingly hilarious. I was doubled over laughing at people's responses to his ignorance.

 

[stump sock]

Drew and Dan actually have chemistry, way more than Drew and Jeff quicklooks had.

I think the venn diagram for Drew and Jeff's interests looks like this --> O O

Dan/Drew is off to a good start.

Assuming Dan isn't just clowning around again I find his lack of basic wisdom both endearing and cripplingly hilarious. I was doubled over laughing at people's responses to his ignorance.

So yeah, about that street smarts thing...

 

[TharpDaddy]

 

[chubigans]

That Ghostship QL is one of the best ever. Man that was hilarious.

Nice to see that guy writing instructions in blood on the walls had time to dot the i and add exclamation points to further accentuate the urgency.

 

[kvothe]

I love how everyone is coming around to the "How does Dan not know this stuff!" side. I called it.

 

[Digital Snake]

There are exactly two of those videos, by my count:

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/jurassic-lark-part-01/2300-6961/
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/jurassic-lark-part-02/2300-7233/

Thank you very much!

 

[Kerned]

I think the venn diagram for Drew and Jeff's interests looks like this --> O O

Dan/Drew is off to a good start.

Coincidentally, that venn diagram is what Drew's face probably looks like when Dan asks if space is cold "like Minnesota."

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Thats out dan!

 

[Zaph]

We're getting a quick look ex of Matt Rorie's Pillers of Eternity? I can't wait!

Legit excited for this. Hopefully Rorie's co-piloting.

 

[kai3345]

I thought Dan was joking when he said he didn't know what "Agrarian" meant on the podcast, now I'm not so sure....

 

[Falifax]

We will come to a conclusion that Dan hasn't been driving a car but a Radio Flyer wagon all along.

 

[Goldmund]

I can see it coming: Dan will be to Giant Bomb what Woody was to Cheers.

 

[bigwinnerx]

Dan is an everyman and for that, he's fantastic.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I wonder if Dan faced the same amount of.....interest in his personality during the GI days.
Also I have no idea what a car title is though I'm not from america

 

[Kerned]

I wonder if Dan faced the same amount of.....interest in his personality during the GI days.
Also I have no idea what a car title is though I'm not from america

The title is the piece of paper that proves you own the vehicle.

 

[sub_o]

Spin class = ballerina spin.

 

[Aaron]

I wonder if Dan faced the same amount of.....interest in his personality during the GI days.
Also I have no idea what a car title is though I'm not from america

Proof of ownership. Similar to a deed for a home.

 

[Mr.Towel]

I legit laughed when I saw these Tested stickers that just say Jamie and Adam https://twitter.com/nchan/status/491638488240898048

I haven't been to Tested in years, is it just Mythbuster 2 now?

 

[JonCha]

So what's wrong with what Dan has? Again, non-US here.

 

[Adam Scott Aukerman]

Can you watch wrestling from under a rock?

I'm fairly sure that's where wrestling originates from.

 

[Zaph]

Wouldn't be surprised if Dan's dad keeps things like that for safekeeping.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Dan is an everyman and for that, he's fantastic.

The everyman knows what a car title is and has tried ketchup on a burger. Dan is like an overgrown middle schooler who landed his dream job and for that he is fantastic.

 

[mattp]

lol @ dan and his car "troubles"
poor guy. how do you make it 30 years knowing so few things about life

 

[Aerocrane]

I legit laughed when I saw these Tested stickers that just say Jamie and Adam https://twitter.com/nchan/status/491638488240898048

I haven't been to Tested in years, is it just Mythbuster 2 now?

They do videos and a podcast with Adam at times, but the association is mostly to get page views.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Proof of ownership. Similar to a deed for a home.

Okay. So what's this "Title and Registration Receipt" he has and why is it apparently hilarious? Since Patrick of all peo is making fun of him I asum it's not the right thing.

 

[TharpDaddy]

lol @ dan and his car "troubles"
poor guy. how do you make it 30 years knowing so few things about life

I find it hilarious, but i can see it happening if he hasn't driven much in his life and his parents never told him.

 

[Zaph]

I think we should all just appreciate the fact we live in an age where someone like Dan can be a published author.

 

[mattp]

I find it hilarious, but i can see it happening if he hasn't driven much in his life and his parents never told him.

haha that's right, didnt he say he basically never drove til he took the trip to san francisco

 

[Fox Mulder]

I legit laughed when I saw these Tested stickers that just say Jamie and Adam https://twitter.com/nchan/status/491638488240898048

I haven't been to Tested in years, is it just Mythbuster 2 now?

their content isnt really for me anymore, but the myth busters shit was always just for clicks. Adam is really the only one there with constant content last I saw.

 

[fleck0]

I really want to know what year his current registration sticker says, assuming there's one there.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

"I don't wanna stay here longer than I have to"
Drew: ME NEITHER

I almost started crying

 

[Aaron]

Okay. So what's this "Title and Registration Receipt" he has and why is it apparently hilarious? Since Patrick of all peo is making fun of him I asum it's not the right thing.

What he has is proof that he made the final payment on his car. Not proof that he actually owns the car. He could have sold it to someone else in the meantime, and stolen it back, or something else equally silly. Funny thing is I just sold off my old car, and couldn't find the title anywhere. Turns out I had left it with my parents from fear I would lose it.

 

[Archaix]

Dan's the best. I found out I didn't actually have the title to my car when I was trying to register out of state too. It was my first car and I was a couple months away from paying off the loan so I had the same paper he described and assumed it was what I needed to get the registration done.

edit: I'm watching this quick look and just got to the airlock question, and saw the commercial thing below. It's hard to tell what is real with Dan sometimes.

 

[Megasoum]

Ok now, come on!

Dan Ryckert
Ok, so now they're confused because I checked a box saying I'm a commercial driver. Apparently I'm not? Sounded like the default choice.

 

[Zaph]

"Well, sometimes I listen to commercials in my car..."

edit: Dan needs to do a Jeff and mixlr everything. I bet this DMV visit is hilarious.

 

[Aaron]

Oh my gosh.

 

[mattp]

LOL

 

[Kerned]

Oh come on! He's turning into a sitcom character at this point. A commercial driver? What did he think that meant?

 

[Jimmyfenix]

#heel
#trollin
#ugottabolieve
#dan

 

[Dany]

ok. he's being to obvious now....right?

 

[Kerned]

Ever wonder why the people at the DMV are unpleasant? It's the endless parade of people who don't know what a title is and think they are commercial drivers.

 

[Rainmaker]

Dan can't be a real person.

 

[xanavi]

Ok, so now they're confused because I checked a box saying I'm a commercial driver. Apparently I'm not? Sounded like the default choice.

 

[daydream]

Obvious trolling, but it's working apparently.

(work with me here, dan)

 

[Chance Hale]

I love how everyone is coming around to the "How does Dan not know this stuff!" side. I called it.

I don't know, it's just making me think he's an idiot. Although one imagines at this point he is just messing around. Hopefully it doesn't become a gimmick

 

[Alucrid]

#heel
#trollin
#ugottabolieve
#dan

I'm not sure what's better, if that is the truth or if this is all an elaborate ruse by Dan. Either way I like it.

 

[Myggen]

haha that's right, didnt he say he basically never drove til he took the trip to san francisco

I'm just like that. Hate driving a car, so I'm 27 and do whatever I can to avoid driving. It has got to the point where I'm almost scared to drive because it's been so long.

I wonder if Dan faced the same amount of.....interest in his personality during the GI days.

Oh yeah, there was some of this when he was at GI too

 

[Jerkson]

Man....wtf Dan. How old is he?

 

[Scizzy]

haha that's right, didnt he say he basically never drove til he took the trip to san francisco

I'm pretty sure he said he'd never driven on the highway (or had managed to avoid it almost entirely), but he did own a car.

 

[KingKong]

I know we're all dogpiling on Dan, but Vinny didnt know what a spinning class was