Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread XI: Where 90% correct equals 100% wrong

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im sorry Takamaru fans. He had a good run.
 
I thought just shortly before the pic how funny it would be if Takamaru got confirmed as an AT in the PotD. Still can't believe it actually happened lmfao.
 
The timing of this is too perfect. Takamaru was even hyped on the SDCC stream. Sakurai has consistently shown he has no problem revealing the positions of highly requested/speculated characters straight up. Probably to not lead people on, and possibly because he's just a little bit evil and relishes in it.

So.....Ok....someone's got to say it...


WHY THE FUCK HAS HE STILL NOT SHOWN RIDLEY?

He wants to let you find the disappointment of no Ridley when you have the game in your hands.
 
When the rejected Nintendo characters all gather around to get drunk, I wonder if they consider it more prestigious to be part of someone else's Final Smash or an Assist Trophy.
I'm guessing Final Smash, since their apperance is at least guaranteed once in a while. I've only seen the Grey Fox AT like 3 times.
 
The timing of this is too perfect. Takamaru was even hyped on the SDCC stream. Sakurai has consistently shown he has no problem revealing the positions of highly requested/speculated characters straight up. Probably to not lead people on, and possibly because he's just a little bit evil and relishes in it.

So.....Ok....someone's got to say it...


WHY THE FUCK HAS HE STILL NOT SHOWN RIDLEY?

He enjoys watching ridley hopefuls squirm confirmed.
 
I'm guessing Final Smash, since their apperance is at least guaranteed once in a while. I've only seen the Grey Fox AT like 3 times.
O.o really? He spawns like every fifth match or so for me. That stupid gravity-defying fucker :/

At least Samurai Goro can fall to his doom...
 
Time to put Heath on suicide watch.

paging heath now

I already expected that.

I gotta to say that he look fantastic as Assist Trophy, and I was worried that he might missed the chance to be assist trophy. I just knew that he wouldn't be playable characters this time.

I just realized this is all Heath's fault for being the most Debbie Downer "supporter" ever. :P

I gotta to be realistic about his chance being playable character.
 
He's going to reveal Ridley as a stage hazard on the day before the game ships out to stores and leaks start.

He doesn't even have to do that, since the 3DS version releases first. Ideally, he should tease that the wii u version ships with characters that will be DLC on the 3DS version, continue to not reveal if ridley's a stage hazard or not, and then still not have ridley in, just to pour as much salt into the wound as possible.
 
I already expected that.

I gotta to say that he look fantastic as Assist Trophy, and I was worried that he might missed the chance to be assist trophy. I just knew that he wouldn't be playable characters this time.

I gotta to be realistic about his chance being playable character.

You should know that "realistic" and "hype" are completely incompatible :p
 
Watch as this week is a complete blood bath.

Takamaru as an AT
K. Rool as a Smash Run enemy
Wolf appears in the Star Fox stage as a hazard (is he an "Alfonso" situation we'll all wonder?)
Ness Veteran Reveal! But sorry, Lucas is cut.
And finish it off with Ridley as a Stage Hazard.
 
1. Talking about wanting a character playable results in them getting ATd
2. Many people want Krystal to not be playable
3. People should start talking about wanting Krystal playable
 
For the record, I still don't think Ridley's playable or anything, I'm just genuinely confused on why he's pretty much the only character that is being teased (for nearly a YEAR no less), while any other character that has gotten into that territory has been clearly revealed. (Takamaru, Wonder Red, Waluigi, Skull Kid, ect.)

Does he have something up his sleeve for our purple pirate space dragon, or is he just extra evil when it comes to his fans?
 
does samurai browse gaf

he has too (shifty eyes) this timing is just too perfect

For the record, I still don't think Ridley's playable or anything, I'm just genuinely confused on why he's pretty much the only character that is being teased (for nearly a YEAR no less), while any other character that has gotten into that territory has been clearly revealed. (Takamaru, Wonder Red, Waluigi, Skull Kid, ect.)

Does he have something up his sleeve for our purple pirate space dragon, or is he just extra evil when it comes to his fans?

he needs to wait for the tears of ridely fans to ripen further so his youth will forever be sustained
 
For the record, I still don't think Ridley's playable or anything, I'm just genuinely confused on why he's pretty much the only character that is being teased (for nearly a YEAR no less), while any other character that has gotten into that territory has been clearly revealed. (Takamaru, Wonder Red, Waluigi, Skull Kid, ect.)

Does he have something up his sleeve for our purple pirate space dragon, or is he just extra evil when it comes to his fans?

He's waiting on the 3DS release to announce boss mode on Wii U.
 
I already expected that.

I gotta to say that he look fantastic as Assist Trophy, and I was worried that he might missed the chance to be assist trophy. I just knew that he wouldn't be playable characters this time.



I gotta to be realistic about his chance being playable character.

Your punctuation is telling me that you are feeling.
 
I can't believe we have that boring ass roided up Marth clone Ike, whose games nearly killed the franchise, and Lucario, the John Cena of Pokemon, over Takamaru who has an incredible amount of possibilities in terms of moveset and design.
 
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