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Just bought my first house and looked in the loft...

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Sorry to spoil it, but that's a common IKEA piece; my kids have one. Spoils the potential for me at least.

No 1970s or earlier cultist-massacred family or walled-in children scenarios for you.

so now he'll have to spend an eternity putting together ikea furniture

worse than hell
 
Uh oh...Luchador...

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Congratulations on the house!


But your biggest fear should be pests, mold, and electrical fires.



Maybe ask the previous owners if they want their chalkboard thing back.
 
Could be worse. Could have said any of the following:

- Redrum

- IT THRUSTS ITS FISTS AGAINST THE POSTS AND STILL INSISTS IT SEES THE GHOSTS

- Sometimes dead is better.
 
In the end we know one true thing.

The OP will meet an fortunate end at some point.

His child will perhaps avenge him when he grows up.
 
Congratulations on the house!


But your biggest fear should be pests, mold, and electrical fires.



Maybe ask the previous owners if they want their chalkboard thing back.

Thanks!

Actually, as we were leaving today we saw a bunch of wasps leave next door's house, but I don't think anyone lives there despite it being furnished. Not sure what to do.
 
Next time I leave a house I am buying an old chalkboard and writing "I'm still here" in creepy kids handwriting and leaving it in the corner of the basement. Then on the back if they turn it around it will say "I'll never leave"
 
Thanks!

Actually, as we were leaving today we saw a bunch of wasps leave next door's house, but I don't think anyone lives there despite it being furnished. Not sure what to do.

I stand by my consistent advice on buying Raid. It works for me %100 of the time.

Sneak over and spray those wasps, you won't regret it.
 
Thanks!

Actually, as we were leaving today we saw a bunch of wasps leave next door's house, but I don't think anyone lives there despite it being furnished. Not sure what to do.

Wait...

You saw signs of wasps leaving...???????? This is all making too much sense.

The legend speaks about this all.
 
It doesn't help that the lighting looks passably like a horror movie or survival horror game.

It was the sequel to Zombi U.

Don't believe that it didn't sell enough to warrant it.

All the motion capturing staff got murdered in the house so they had to put a halt to the game.
 
Lol, probably just some little kid had it and was excited to go visit the grandparents so he made a little count down.

Then when he finally went the chalkboard had served its purpose as a count down and got put in storage.
 
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