Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread 12: Gwah, hah. Welcome to the Bowser's game.

I just need people to constantly pester Kojima about Snake. We'll be able to judge by his reaction if Snake is in.

Honestly I think it's weird he hasn't straight up said "no" if he's not in. I mean, if Snake's been cut, what's keeping Kojima from saying so? Unless even he doesn't know. Which would be odd to me.

"go away, Smash idiots"-Kojima 2014
 
I think if Snake was in, he would have been announced by now, but maybe I'll be surprised.

The first third party character revealed in Brawl being the last revealed third party character in Sm4sh with a "Kept you waiting, huh?" would be a pretty spectacular end to the final newcomer trailer.

I do think snake is going to be cut 50% of the time, but him not showing up yet is easily justifiable.
 
I agree but I think the opposite is kinda true. Like if Kojima knows (which I would think he should), why hasn't he said Snake has been cut? Unless he either doesn't know or has been asked to keep quiet about it.

That's probably the case whether Snake is on or out. Sakurai has been the one to confirm and deconfirm everything so far; why would Snake be any different? Smash isn't Kojima's game - it's not even his company's game - so he really doesn't have anything to do with the marketing.
 
and now for an intermission

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wah
 
If he only knew Kirby is actually a boy...
Looks like a girl to me:

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This is from an awful anime called Aoi Sekai no Chuushin de which is basically a retelling of the 90s console wars from the perspective of a Sega fanboy where the Ninteldo Empire are a bunch of evil oppressors and the Segua Kingdom must fight back for justice! This character is based off of Kirby.
 
Looks like a girl to me:

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This is from an awful anime called Aoi Sekai no Chuushin de which is basically a retelling of the 90s console wars from the perspective of a Sega fanboy where the Ninteldo Empire are a bunch of evil oppressors and the Segua Kingdom must fight back for justice! This character is based off of Kirby.

...Why did you have to remind me this exists?
 
Looks like a girl to me:

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This is from an awful anime called Aoi Sekai no Chuushin de which is basically a retelling of the 90s console wars from the perspective of a Sega fanboy where the Ninteldo Empire are a bunch of evil oppressors and the Segua Kingdom must fight back for justice! This character is based off of Kirby.

Holy shit! What other characters are there? That kirby face painted on her forehead!
 
That's probably the case whether Snake is on or out. Sakurai has been the one to confirm and deconfirm everything so far; why would Snake be any different? Smash isn't Kojima's game - it's not even his company's game - so he really doesn't have anything to do with the marketing.

Yeah, but it seems like the "keep it hush hush" would only really apply if the character in question is actually in. Seems weird to me that Sakurai would say to Kojima, "Hey we're not putting Snake in Smash 4 but don't tell anybody."

But at this point I don't even know. I just need the closure if he's cut, same as Ivysaur and Squirtle.


Yeah I remember seeing that. Sorry Kojima, guess you and Sakurai aren't that good of friends after all.

and now for an intermission

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wah

oh my god
 
Looks like a girl to me:

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This is from an awful anime called Aoi Sekai no Chuushin de which is basically a retelling of the 90s console wars from the perspective of a Sega fanboy where the Ninteldo Empire are a bunch of evil oppressors and the Segua Kingdom must fight back for justice! This character is based off of Kirby.
That show...nope.
 
Holy shit! What other characters are there? That kirby face painted on her forehead!
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Also it was like two to three episodes long so it was literally just an long advert for the manga (but BGBW isn't that all anime) so there really is no point watching it.

Or just read the comic:
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Did any rumor say Meta Knight was the next veteran to be revealed?

Most rumors had Wario listed cause of the EShop thing.
 
It's just so boring. If it was bad at least you could get amusement out of how bad it is. Also if you're watching it for Nintendo, they literally appear on screen once for a "we're evil lol" scene.

It's only 3 episodes, but there are so many better things you could do with your time. I can't even call it a "So bad it's good", just cringeworthy

Maybe I will stay away from it.
 
Since I only made two joke comics I may not have even seen the third episode. Or it was so poor I didn't even have the motivation to put any more effort into mocking it. It didn't even deserve that.


If you want a console war anime, watch Hyperdimension Neptunia. At least it has fun with the subject.
 

Thank you based website for the legend:

Gia - Sonic (Sonic The Hedgehog)
Opul - Opa-Opa (Fantasy Zone)
Neru - Nei (Phantasy Star)
Tejilof - Tetris (apparently a third-party mercenary hired by Segua)
Ramses - Columns
Marcse - Mario
Greege - Luigi
Zerig - The Legend Of Zelda
Carval - Kirby
Fare - Fire Emblem
Masa - Mother
Saroid - Samus (Metroid)
Pirika - Pikachu (Pokémon)
Fosta - Fox (Star Fox)


If it werent for the majora's mask thing, i'd have no idea that was supposed to resemble zelda

Also, fox, what?
 
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