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[BronsonLee]

What? No wa-

Holy shit!

Yeah, it's odd. Either way, he can't, but someone on his team certainly can. And he's got a tazer.

And a real mace!

He had some really poor choices in friends. In Texas, if you accompany someone who commits murder, you are also prosecuted as a murderer, albeit you probably receive less time depending on whether or not you knew a murder was going to take place, whether or not you pulled the trigger, and your general complicity in whatever crimes occurred around the murder.

Yeah, he basically got jailtime for being in a car. I think he served like 2 years?

 

[Prologue]

dumb comment

 

[GungHo]

Yeah, he basically got jailtime for being in a car. I think he served like 2 years?

Sentenced to 5, served 18 months.

 

[Rentahamster]

Whoa, this story's still going and Dog is involved now? What's been happening? Anyone have a quick n' dirty recap pretty please?

 

[Anton Sugar]

Honestly? Rihanna looked worse.

 

[GungHo]

Honestly? Rihanna looked worse.

I really don't think we need to have a battery competition. Any time someone weak is battered by someone strong, it's really bad. We can leave it at that.

 

[Sai-kun]

Honestly? Rihanna looked worse.

i....

 

[BronsonLee]

Honestly? Rihanna looked worse.

What the fuck? We don't need this.

Sentenced to 5, served 18 months.

Yeah, forgot how much it was. Danke.

 

[Prologue]

You're right guys, i apologize and deleted the comment.

 

[Hypemaster]

Edit: Nvm he deleted it.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

“@ChristyMack: How can some1 have 20k tweets nd none of them are even slightly amusing?Youre fucking up.” Didnt know pornstars had opinions

@get_resaca we're about on the same level as black people.

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

the fuck is this? Guy was a dick but straight to the racial jugular?

 

[Kacho]

You're right guys, i apologize and deleted the comment.

Out of curiosity, what was the point of that comment? Was it supposed to be a joke or did you honestly believe it was somehow relevant?

 

[RockTurtle]

“@ChristyMack: How can some1 have 20k tweets nd none of them are even slightly amusing?Youre fucking up.” Didnt know pornstars had opinions

@get_resaca we're about on the same level as black people.

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

the fuck is this? Guy was a dick but straight to the racial jugular?

that whole twitter conversation is just....wow

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Dog is a felon and can't use firearms.

What!?

He had some really poor choices in friends. In Texas, if you accompany someone who commits murder, you are also prosecuted as a murderer, albeit you probably receive less time depending on whether or not you knew a murder was going to take place, whether or not you pulled the trigger, and your general complicity in whatever crimes occurred around the murder.

WHAT!??

 

[Anton Sugar]

“@ChristyMack: How can some1 have 20k tweets nd none of them are even slightly amusing?Youre fucking up.” Didnt know pornstars had opinions

@get_resaca we're about on the same level as black people.

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

the fuck is this? Guy was a dick but straight to the racial jugular?

I...kinda get what she's trying to say, but what a misguided way of saying it.

 

[marrec]

What!?



WHAT!??

"I've been there brah."

 

[BronsonLee]

What!?


WHAT!??

 

[WarMacheen]

Did they catch this dude yet?

 

[BronsonLee]

Did they catch this dude yet?

....wait

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

Did they catch this dude yet?

mods help

 

[BronsonLee]

PAGING DOG

 

[jett]

Did they catch this dude yet?

lol

 

[Lashley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKb-B4l-OM

 

[Gr1mLock]

Did they catch this dude yet?

 

[The Internet]

Uhhh 1 on 1? War Machine would destroy Dog.

It makes Dog look good though, seems to have alot of people hyped.

 

[BronsonLee]

Uhhh 1 on 1? War Machine would destroy Dog.

It makes Dog look good though, seems to have alot of people hyped.

...I would hope that Dog doesn't fucking challenge him to a knockdown, drag out brawl, and just tazes him instead

I don't want Vin Diesel vs The Rock, I want Thor vs Darcy

 

[Pickman]

Did they catch this dude yet?

God damnit, I just laughed like Snidely Whiplash's dog for a good 30 seconds....

 

[Wazzy]

God I hope he just catches the sick fuck. It will be interesting to see if they actually put it on TV.

But lol at all the idiots that keep coming in and making these dumb comments. Nerds ain't falling back.

 

[Volimar]

Funny username aside, did they catch him yet?

 

[Borgnine]

He had some really poor choices in friends.

Spouses:
La Fonda Sue Honeycutt
(1972–1977)
Anne M. Tegnell
(1979–1982)
Lyssa Rae Brittain
(1982–1991)
Tawny Marie
(1991–2003)
Alice "Beth" Elizabeth Smith
(2006–present)

Children: 12

What a life.

 

[Vyse The Legend]

Funny username aside, did they catch him yet?

Nope, sadly.

 

[Lonewolf_92]

The other man has been identified.
TMZ reported,
Corey Thomas — the guy War Machine beat up before attacking Christy Mack — has the distinction of being on a reality show riddled with tales of violent crime — including murder.
Corey — who made a fortune in web design — was one of the stars of VH1′s “Megan Wants a Millionaire.” You may recall his co-star Ryan Jenkins hanged himself in 2009 … days after killing his wife, cutting her up, and stuffing her in a suitcase which he deposited in a dumpster.
Corey’s now got his own problems … a broken nose and 2 black eyes. War Machine allegedly also bit him on the face.

http://www.bjpenn.com/second-victim-identified-in-war-machine-rampage/

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/13/war-m...-mack-corey-thomas-megan-wants-a-millionaire/

Facebiting, that's some true Alpha Male Shit. Dude must think he's Mike Tyson.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

“@ChristyMack: How can some1 have 20k tweets nd none of them are even slightly amusing?Youre fucking up.” Didnt know pornstars had opinions

@get_resaca we're about on the same level as black people.

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

the fuck is this? Guy was a dick but straight to the racial jugular?

Oh.

Yeah. That's great. Fucking great.

First cops and now porn stars! It's amazing how many people have the same struggle as black americans given their chosen occupation.

 

[Anton Sugar]

http://www.bjpenn.com/second-victim-identified-in-war-machine-rampage/

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/13/war-m...-mack-corey-thomas-megan-wants-a-millionaire/

Facebiting, that's some true Alpha Male Shit. Dude must think he's Mike Tyson.

Bro, Mike Tyson ain't got shit on War Machine.

Spoiler

Prime Tyson would literally punch him apart.

 

[Velcro Fly]

Dog is 61 years old. Of course a dude half is age is going to fuck him up

 

[Wazzy]

I was just watching the news and apparently they've got people stationed at the borders and making sure he doesn't try to flee to Mexico.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

So his story is that he was "fighting for his life" against some reality show pretty boy, who currently looks like he went through a meat grinder?

What an asshole.

 

[Mechanized]

“@ChristyMack: How can some1 have 20k tweets nd none of them are even slightly amusing?Youre fucking up.” Didnt know pornstars had opinions

@get_resaca we're about on the same level as black people.

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

the fuck is this? Guy was a dick but straight to the racial jugular?

I don't see how this is relevant to the current topic at hand. A woman being beaten to within an inch of her life, stabbed, and raped(attempted). Posting stuff like this is pretty tasteless, imo.

 

[Jenenser]

Did they catch this dude yet?

10/10 seems like no

 

[Lashley]

Oh, man. War Machine And Mack seemed like they would've made a great couple going by what I looked at previously. It's too bad he turned out to be a psychopath.

Was this sarcasm?

 

[xbhaskarx]

Did they catch this dude yet?

View Profile: WarMacheen
Join Date: 12-05-2008

 

[VoxPop]

So his story is that he was "fighting for his life" against some reality show pretty boy, who currently looks like he went through a meat grinder?

What an asshole.

He was also a MMA fighter with an amateur 0-2 record. Not that that means much.

 

[Lashley]

View Profile: WarMacheen
Join Date: 12-05-2008

Someone fetch Dog!

 

[Kastrioti]

I listened to a little bit of the Joe Rogan podcast last night with War Machine. You can really tell he has a ton of problems and you could even see through Joes' body language (and even verbal) he could tell War Machine was not all there.

 

[Anton Sugar]

Someone fetch Dog!

He looks like serious business.

 

[Lashley]

He looks like serious business.

Gaf, never change

 

[Magwik]

He looks like serious business.

 

[Jenenser]

He looks like serious business.

11/10
i am dead.

 

[mugurumakensei]

I...kinda get what she's trying to say, but what a misguided way of saying it.

Well, she's making two statements. One she's saying that a decent number of people are racist (the guy calls himself Kneegrow Clarke so I'm pretty sure that's what sparked that comment) and see black people as not people. Two, she's saying people treat pornstars not as people but as sexual objects beneath them.

 

[Krixeus]

Did they catch this dude yet?

Damn...

So was War Machine his porn star name or MMA name? Or both?