I've been reading the thread you made about moving. You seem like a really awesome person who's in need of some generosity. Once you make it out there, PM me and we can discuss getting you to Seattle for a visit. Since it looks like you don't have a car, I would gladly drive to Portland to pick you up and house you for a weekend or something. I'm very used to long (3+ hour) drives since I've visited Orlando from South Florida countless times for Disney World and stuff.
If you have any worries about my credibility, just ask Log4Girlz, we've had baller GAF parties.