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[tryagainlater]

I like chubby girls.

 

[iJudged]

I took my dog outside as I always do in the early morning so he can do his business, instead I ended up shitting my self as I didn't realize I had a monster diarrhea built up, my wife was amused.

 

[Death Metalist]

I'm currently sprung.

Wanna pull up tough'cause you notice that butt was stuffed.

 

[SillyEskimo]

I was a member of Fires of Heaven in EverQuest 1 on the Veeshan server.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

I love threesomes and prefer MMF to MFF

 

[Omegasquash]

I rarely finish a game that I purchase, these days.

 

[Rex Griswold]

I don't (as much). I prefer them being shapely and proportionate.

That exists in a plus size woman. And it's awesome.

I like chubby girls.

Bonus: One of my best sexual experiences was with a woman twelve years older than me. I love cougars.

 

[ffman]

My hands shake whenever I get even a little nervous (I mean even a faint whiff of it) it makes my hands shake, I have no idea why.

I've noticed lately that I have the same problem.

In 2005 I had surgery to remove a brain tumor the size of a man's fist. Thank God it was benign. In 2008 another tumor was found but it is also benign and only the size of a pea.

 

[BowieZ]

I love threesomes and prefer MMF to MFF

Why do you think that is?

 

[MetalDeer]

When I was in kindergarten, I stayed outside for recess for an extra hour.

Spoiler

(Because I didn't hear the bell ring)

When I finally realized and went back to the classroom, I just walked in and no one even noticed. I was thinking "Yeah, screw you guys, I got to play on the swings and the jungle gym for a whole nother hour."

I was such a rebel.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Why do you think that is?

Because anything is better with 2 dicks

 

[terrisus]

I like chubby girls.

This.

 

[Vocal Orgasmizzle]

Do go on...

The guys I like are the ultra feminine crossdressers(Not talking about transwoman here, I'm talking about guys dressing up as girls and passing) but it's not something enticing enough for me to act on. Just enough to JO to vids online and go about my day every other month.

Not into muscles, beards and basically anything masculine at all. So basically anything feminine, I'm into.

 

[Eggbok]

im eggman

I like penis.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

I didn't start eating chicken and burgers till I was 20.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I pee in the shower.

 

[Menome]

I was the texture artist on the first Resident Evil mod for Half-Life to get a public playable release; RETSP. We even got a short entry in PC Gamer's modding section. The team fell apart almost immediately afterwards, so other RE mods ended up getting the polished releases and the attention.

Not bitter about it, as it was a fun experience and the important thing is that I'll always remember that I was involved in a tiny part of gaming history.

Spoiler

I'm convinced Treyarch "borrowed" our zombie-horde mode multiplayer for Call of Duty: World at War though. We even had the boardable windows and doors that zombies could break through.

 

[TangerineCloud]

I like chubby girls.

fist bump

EDIT: I think straight-up fat girls are great, too.

 

[Vocal Orgasmizzle]

I like chubby girls.

Chubby is great. Nothing wrong with some meat on a girl's bones. Fat is where I draw the line.

 

[Jarate]

I'm Batman

 

[Stormhammer]

i pee in the shower
i pee sitting down
i want to make money on chaturbate
i used to like icp

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I take fake poops at work for extra break time.

 

[Death Metalist]

I like chubby girls.

This. Curvy as well.

 

[MetalDeer]

i pee in the shower
i pee sitting down
i want to make money on chaturbate
i used to like icp

Does that mean you sit down in the shower to pee?

 

[terrisus]

fist bump

EDIT: I think straight-up fat girls are great, too.

I'm fine with this as well.

>.>

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

I can't do a backflip.

Impossible, I see you do it all the time.

Despite being pretty outgoing online, I am super shy IRL. I am very self-conscious of my looks.

Make that two of us bro.

 

[TangerineCloud]

I'm fine with this as well.

>.>

extends other hand for double fist bump

 

[terrisus]

extends other hand for double fist bump

Internet fistbump!

 

[figadapaura]

I'm ridiculously shy irl.

 

[Yoda]

I've never done an illicit drug in my life (weed, etc..).

 

[ishibear]

I'm ridiculously shy irl.

Same.

 

[Blood Red Sky]

I'm a managing editor, but I'd rather operate diggers for a living.

 

[Raphael]

I'm 27 and I feel like such a child.

I'm even a

Spoiler

JUNIOR member

.

 

[Corronchilejano]

I've had sex with people from both sexes, but I can only engage in relationships with females. It wasn't until a few years ago that I came to terms with that (before I sort of didn't ever tell anyone about it) but I still keep it from my family because you know, they're sort of conservative.

 

[PJV3]

I eat too many ginger nuts.

Is that possible?

 

[keltickennedy]

I liked Ang Lee's Hulk.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I'm not human.

 

[ishibear]

I'm not human.

You're a Tachibana.

 

[Santiako]

I'm 27 and I don't know how to drive :x

 

[JumpJeff84]

Chad Kroeger showed me his penis, and it was probably the biggest dick I've ever seen

 

[terrisus]

I'm 27 and I don't know how to drive :x

I'm 31 and I don't know how to drive.

I have flown an airplane though.

 

[kehs]

I'm 31 and I don't know how to drive.

I have flown an airplane though.

-_-

 

[InfiniteBento]

I like trying to draw comic art in my spare time.

I wanna see :O

 

[McBryBry]

I'm self conscious about my looks.
My standards for a woman are WAY too high, and I can't seem to make myself lower them.
I'm really bad with women. Don't have the confidence to approach them as anything more than a friend.

Hmmm.

Oh! Here's a good one. Years ago, I used to use online video chat sites as a way to try and see a girl naked or get someone to do something really stupid. Yeah... Glad I got past that lol.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I like animals

 

[terrisus]

-_-

And once you've flown an airplane, cars seem so drab and boring :þ

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

I shave my butt hairs.

 

[Metalmarc]

I distanced myself from my real life friends like almost 10 years and now i have none, which i quite actually prefer.

Aside from a few collegaues that i get on with at work (wouldnt wanna hang out outside of work though despite their attempts)

 

[Sai-kun]

I love threesomes and prefer MMF to MFF

Because anything is better with 2 dicks

You. I like you. I wanted to post this! Okay, need a new secret.

I've never beaten any of the Half-Life games.

Spoiler

i also really love having my hair pulled during sex

Also

I'm 31 and I don't know how to drive.

I have flown an airplane though.

I'm 23 and just started learning. It's not a big deal if you didn't really need it. IMO now that I've learned, I think it's a good skill to have.

 

[kehs]

And once you've flown an airplane, cars seem so drab and boring :þ

If you ever need a copilot, I'm so down.


Or so up, as the case is.