Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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I will recite Ace Ventura Pet Detective lines out loud. In particular I always inform my wife about Testicle Tuesday, but I use others too (including some from the second movie) and she loves each and every one more than the last.

She's a horrible person and hates the movies.
 
Sai-kun said:
I'm 23 and just started learning. It's not a big deal if you didn't really need it. IMO now that I've learned, I think it's a good skill to have.
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Yeah, where I lived the first 28 years of my life, everything I needed was walking distance, driving wouldn't have gotten me any closer (people would come down our street to park to go downtown).

Driving would be useful where I am now, and I was planning to learn, but then I had a stroke. So, that's pretty much entirely out now.


kehs said:
If you ever need a copilot, I'm so down.


Or so up, as the case is.
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Was going to say, a copilot who was down probably wouldn't be a good thing :þ
 
I'm bisexual, although the amusing part (at least to me) is that I vastly prefer women to the point where it's almost not really even worth mentioning that I'm bisexual; which is why I don't think I ever have on GAF up until now. I guess that's why I consider this to be a "little secret" and not my big GAF Coming-Out Party. I'd say it's an 80/20 preference from women/men. In my early college years I used to think that I was an odd duck in that regard, when I had a pretty boiler-plate definition of what bisexuality was. So I was pretty surprised to find out later on that its actually very common for bisexuals to prefer one sex over the other.
 
That time I got stuck in a large trench on a beach…
I didn't fall in accidentally… I jumped in deliberately because I'm insane.
 
There was a brief period right after college in which about 75% of my free time was spent either laying around with my girlfriend watching TV, movies, or anime, or drinking while coding and trying to customize my own flavor of Linux. Somewhere in there I hung out a bit with friends or played games.

I gained like 30 pounds. Took a year to get that weight off.
 
Not The Droid You're Looking For said:
Emphasis on the "trying" :P

I can copy drawings better (not very well) than I can draw original stuff.
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But thats how you start ! Then you'll get the movement down and start to project things you imagine and drawing will come so much easier. :)

Hmmmmm.....I suppose I'll share a few secrets too.

- I am an absolute connoisseur of coffee + a latte artist.

- I have too many waifus :(

- I have the capability to draw great things but don't believe in myself as an artist enough to keep going doing so.

- Although most would assume I'm insecure over them, I love my small breasts so much. SO so so much.

Sex secrets since those seem big in here:

- I love pain WAY too much during sex. I'm a huge masochist although I myself am very petite. It tends to weird out my partner because I never use safewords ;_____; (No cutting though or anything related cause fuck that shit)

- I adore DP & even triple but I'm not fond of the idea of having dudes stacked on top of me. I'm a 1 dude kinda girl but I love toys. I also prefer anal over vaginal but both is the best.
 
I'm going to really miss my sister when she goes to college on Sunday. She doesn't know how deep this sadness is but I'm happy she's going to have the best experience I never could have :(. It makes me want to cry everytime I think about it.
 
I once turned the entire Jedward fanbase against me by creating a fake festival poster saying they were supporting Foo Fighters.

I received a lot of threats.
 
I drink milk!

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InfiniteBento said:
- I have the capability to draw great things but don't believe in myself as an artist enough to keep going doing so.
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Same here, but I found out not too long ago that I'm just too lazy to build up the mileage to become really good and I probably never will. I'm just too lazy.
 
If friends/family members drink soda/juice directly out of the bottle and want to share it with me I will always say no. It's disgusting.
 
InfiniteBento said:
But thats how you start ! Then you'll get the movement down and start to project things you imagine and drawing will come so much easier. :)

Hmmmmm.....I suppose I'll share a few secrets too.

- I am an absolute connoisseur of coffee + a latte artist.

- I have too many waifus :(

- I have the capability to draw great things but don't believe in myself as an artist enough to keep going doing so.

- Although most would assume I'm insecure over them, I love my small breasts so much. SO so so much.

Sex secrets since those seem big in here:

- I love pain WAY too much during sex. I'm a huge masochist although I myself am very petite. It tends to weird out my partner because I never use safewords ;_____; (No cutting though or anything related cause fuck that shit)

- I adore DP & even triple but I'm not fond of the idea of having dudes stacked on top of me. I'm a 1 dude kinda girl but I love toys. I also prefer anal over vaginal but both is the best.
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bolded sounds like one of my closest friends. she has great talent with art but she gets so down on herself and thinks she can't. i wish i could help her get that mindset out of the way! so, to you: stop that! :3

more secrets:
like others, i'm extremely shy irl. my job forces me to be social with customers, but when i get home i need to just relax without contact for a while. i seem much more outgoing when online, but am afraid i'd bore my online friends if i ever were to meet them irl.

sex secrets:
i would rather go down on a girl than penetration and i'm probably addicted to it
as a young teen i tried a self bj. i wasn't flexible enough; just the tip
 
I've had more crushes on D-list celebrities than on the people around me. I wish I had them at least on television stars. That would be more normal than some random youtuber.
 
I was born on Valentine's Day with a heart shaped birthmark on my left shoulder, and the hospital was out of blue blankets so I got pink. Basically I was a novelty Valentine's Day gift.
 
One time I farted while I was on campus, poop sprayed out and I had to walk of shame back to my apartment like 6 blocks.

I skipped the rest of my classes that day...
 
Oni3298 said:
One time I farted while I was on campus, poop sprayed out and I had to walk of shame back to my apartment like 6 blocks.

I skipped the rest of my classes that day...
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You should have gone to the closest bathroom and emerged as a streaker to run back, then you might have been a hero.
 
Pai Pai Master said:
I love threesomes and prefer MMF to MFF
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Same here. Even worse is that I was invited to one last week and had to decline, I feel like i missed my one chance.

Secret time: I pee sitting down, wear my underwear up high so no one sees my butt when I lean over and I'm physically revolted by the sight/smell of ketchup.
 
I'm weak to getting hit with large amounts of water when it's not raining or I'm not in a pool. I'll just kinda shut down.

No ice bucket challenge for me.
 
Fiction said:
I hate giving blow jobs and thus have upped my hand job skill to 99+. I love doing it, honestly, think I enjoy watching my SO reach completion more than I enjoy getting there myself. Yes, I'm weird.
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Nothing weird about that. I prefer to get my wife off than get myself off.
 
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