Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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I fap everyday before going to sleep.

Tip: if you have a hard time falling asleep. Fap.

Edit: I've been doing this since 9th grade. I'm on my second year at college
 
Sometimes I genuinely think I experience some symptoms of schizophrenia/hallucinations. But then other times I think that it's like psychosomatic and then I wonder if that's even possible. Idk.
Auditory or visual hallucinations? You'd need someone else to clarify that. I have a friend who would hallucinate an old woman before sleep so he had a bit of insomnia, and after he talked about it to me, I traced it back to being his boarding school teacher whom he felt guilty of not being a good student of. After that, she vanished, no more hallucinations, which was interesting.

Many people have paranoid delusions (thought broadcasting, feeling monitored by gov't, magical ideation, voices, etc) but the obvious clinical symptoms seem to be disorganised thought and speech along with a general decline in cognitive activities. Like, disorder level where you can't function well in day-to-day stuff.
 
I think I'd do quite well in a relationship like Lizbeth had with Daniel Craig's character. Cold with an underlying warmth.

I know that's why mine fail because too much is asked emotionally.
 
Well, since some other people have shared some sexual stuff in this thread, here are a couple of things about me which are probably no surprise to anyone...

I regularly go months, or more, without masturbating. I just have no desire to do it. And it's pretty much always been this way, even when I was a teenager.

I've gone over a year between having had sex.
And keep in mind, I didn't have sex at all until I was married.
 
As for sexual stuff? I timed myself my first time because I didn't want to seem like a chump. I was able to hold off for about 8 minutes. I guess it was wrong of me to do that because it was her first time too.

How do you feel about the Ted Williams Tunnel?

My wife freaks out when she sees us driving underneath water.
I think it's awesome.

I think it's more a fear of heights things. I don't really get claustrophobic so tunnels are okay.
 
Well, since some other people have shared some sexual stuff in this thread, here are a couple of things about me which are probably no surprise to anyone...

I regularly go months, or more, without masturbating. I just have no desire to do it. And it's pretty much always been this way, even when I was a teenager.

I've gone over a year between having had sex.
And keep in mind, I didn't have sex at all until I was married.

Can relate. Some people just don't have the same drive. It's been 4 years, and I never have it outside of a relationship anyway (of which I've only had two serious). I don't feel anymore need to pursue it today than I did the week after my last relationship. I think I was around 17 before my first encounter.
 
Well, since some other people have shared some sexual stuff in this thread, here are a couple of things about me which are probably no surprise to anyone...

I regularly go months, or more, without masturbating. I just have no desire to do it. And it's pretty much always been this way, even when I was a teenager.

I've gone over a year between having had sex.
And keep in mind, I didn't have sex at all until I was married.

I always thought that you were that type. Not that it makes you incapable of love, but you certainly don't seem to lust as much as most do.

I used to be like that (I actually thought I was asexual) but then I realised that I merely had very dim urges towards both genders. This, of course, is because everyone I ever saw was hideous.
 
I always thought that you were that type. Not that it makes you incapable of love, but you certainly don't seem to lust as much as most do.

I used to be like that (I actually thought I was asexual) but then I realised that I merely had very dim urges towards both genders. This, of course, is because everyone I ever saw was hideous.

That's the funny thing. I think my wife is beautiful. I think plenty of people are beautiful. I'm very loving and affectionate (I love hugging, snuggling, etc.) And, loving and being loved is extremely important to me.
Just, none of that gets expressed in any sort of sexual manner.
 
When I was 16 (1998), I was in a nighttime car accident with a 19 year old pedestrian dashing across the road. It took the ambulance about 15 minutes to get there. She died at the hospital the following morning. Police determined it was both of our faults.

One of many things I've been coping with for years.
 
That's the funny thing. I think my wife is beautiful. I think plenty of people are beautiful. I'm very loving and affectionate (I love hugging, snuggling, etc.)
Just, none of that gets expressed in any sort of sexual manner.

Agreed. Snuggling is better than sex, methinks (although I now actually appreciate the latter). Especially seeing as you can dish out complements easier.

This has the apparently adverse effect of me not really being able to stomach a "fling", "short term relationship", "one night stand", etc. I couldn't possibly betray someone by having sex with another person later in life~!
 
I like pie and my former PSN username was "NathanLikesPie" because my name is Nathan and I like pie and people used to always ask me "hey Nathan do you like pie HERPDERPDERPDERPDERP" so I stopped using it.
 
Funny: The night I should have lost my virginity I was so damn nervous I couldn't get it up. It eventually worked out, but still, that was more than just awkward.

Bad: I don't think a human life is worth very much.
 

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You got the touch~

You got the powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... YEAH
 
I love metal gear solid 2, never understood the hate for raiden.

I love the wii u, well, that's not much of a secret

My favorite 80's action movie is bloodsport
 
this is adorable.

Secret of mine... I like making up lives in my head for the people I see around me who I don't know. I give people names and nicknames and backstories. Some people I see frequently have incredible lives in my head and I feel like I know them. I once tried to talk to a guy I dubbed "The Strongest Man in China" after seeing him several times. He didn't speak English :(

That's awesome! I want to start doing this for the strangers I see on the train every morning.

There's some decent source material to work with - the tall, mean looking lady, the guy in a grey suit with a hawkish nose, the beautiful girl with a dark red leather jacket, the smelly guy with a Mass Effect hoodie...
 
I lived in USA for 4.5 years and I was poor living pay cheque to pay cheque the entire time. Now I live in Australia and own a huge house and drive a really nice car. However I'm still really tight with money because of those years and hardly spend anything on myself.
 
Whenever I try to read or even come across Cyrillic script, especially the Russian alphabet, I get extremely nauseous and I have NO idea why.
 
That's the funny thing. I think my wife is beautiful. I think plenty of people are beautiful. I'm very loving and affectionate (I love hugging, snuggling, etc.) And, loving and being loved is extremely important to me.
Just, none of that gets expressed in any sort of sexual manner.

Do you think I'm beautiful?
 
I've nearly died about five different times now. Not directly from an illness...but from some kind of traumatic physical incident.


1) Falling out of a window because I leaned too hard against a window screen

2) Very close to drowning in the Gulf of Mexico to the point of being unconscious

3) Getting my leg stuck in a low-laying, jagged crevice in a rocky beach close to the Atlantic Ocean while the tides were quickly coming in (they would rise way above my head at high tide)

4) Nearly killing myself from suicidal tendencies...I'm better now...

5) I was robbed and brutally beat up within an inch of my life when I tried to fight back.


Yeah...it's a miracle I'm still here. Any one of those five times could have easily led to my demise if I was just a tad unluckier.



On a more positive note...I'm a British + USA dual citizen!
 
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