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Do fat ass, uneducated Americans (aka all of them) chant USA and clap after a meal?

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Russia didn't really win it either, and considering the partition of Poland I would argue that they played a major role in starting the war, which negates their "winning" somwhat.

Having more bodies to absorb bullets isn't quite the same thing as winning.

It is hard to say whether or not the Axis lost the war when Germany betrayed Russia, or when Japan attacked the United States.

Most historical scholars agree it was when Nazi Germany went madcap into Russia that all hope was lost for their cause. Nazi Germany probably still would have lost over the long term (the Battle of Britain was a huge sting to their pride), but they would have made Europe into a bloody graveyard. They basically had 2 million men taken off the battlefield for good in Russia, an enormous percentage of Germany's men. Consider how many of German's human resources Russia destroyed versus that of the UK or the USA. It's not even close! Russia destroyed alone literally two times the amount Germany lost in the entire European and African front combined.

It was Russia that dealt the decisive blow, Russia that sapped Germany of its strength, Russia that crippled Germany's resolve. Yes, the way they "won" was still a Pyrrhic victory in many senses, but there's no doubt that Russia crippled the country irrevocably. There's no other real consideration here about the actual victory between Russia and Germany, because in practical terms it didn't matter Russia lost 20,000,000 men. They still won. They eradicated the worst threat they ever faced, and emerged an undeniable world superpower.

I'm also not sure how we can say Russia and Germany's deal in Poland was a major role in starting the war. The war was coming one way or another. You could say it sped the arrival of the war up, perhaps.
 
How does a thread title like this not earn a ban? So obviously inflammatory.

Yeah, I know we're not supposed to complain about threads... "just dont' post in them if you don't like them..." But stereotypical, stupidly insulting posts like this would not be tolerated about anybody else. But lol fat americans chanting usa right.
 
Yeah, I know we're not supposed to complain about threads... "just dont' post in them if you don't like them..." But stereotypical, stupidly insulting posts like this would not be tolerated about anybody else. But lol fat americans chanting usa right.

The original title was far more inflammatory and insulting; a mod had to tone it way down. Dibbz should be ashamed of himself.
 
MERICA!
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Yeah, I know we're not supposed to complain about threads... "just dont' post in them if you don't like them..." But stereotypical, stupidly insulting posts like this would not be tolerated about anybody else. But lol fat americans chanting usa right.

*clap* *clap* *clap*
 
I think it would be hilarious to stand by the door inside public bathrooms and clap whenever someone finishes taking a dump.
 
I tried to do a standing ovation, but I was still pretty winded from the drive so I did a few laps in my Rascal, honking the horn.

Must have been a damn good milkshake. That's one below shooting guns in the air.


Also, this reminds me.

Really important advice to foreigners who are coming to the US and want to go sample our haute cuisine, like Chili's or Outback Steakhouse, wear body armor. The bullets usually just stick in the ceiling, but sometimes someone has had too many Forbidden Fruit Tini's and aims sideways. It's normal, but you will get another Bloomin' Onion for your trouble. I mean, you obviously already ordered two, right?
 
I can't follow what's going on in this thread.

Did OP really ask if Americans are fat asses who clap after every meal?

The original was something like "Do Americans really clap after every meal". Still it shows how ridiculous some foreigners' misconceptions about (some) Americans are. They really do think we all ride around WalMart in Rascals with M16s over our shoulders and a cart full of nothing but Hungry Man dinners.
 
The original was something like "Do Americans really clap after every meal". Still it shows how ridiculous some foreigners' misconceptions about (some) Americans are. They really do think we all ride around WalMart in Rascals with M16s over our shoulders and a cart full of nothing but Hungry Man dinners.

Yeah, it's totally bullshit.


I mean, I only carry a Colt 1911 when I crusin' on my Rascal.
 
The original was something like "Do Americans really clap after every meal". Still it shows how ridiculous some foreigners' misconceptions about (some) Americans are. They really do think we all ride around WalMart in Rascals with M16s over our shoulders and a cart full of nothing but Hungry Man dinners.

Why am I not surprised...

FYI, Americans love Colt and we love Glocks.
Because obviously every single American open carries and has a "Git R Dun" attitude.

What gets me most is that openly called all Americans fatasses and is still not banned.

That's quite alright. We can shame him/her for however long this thread remains open.

Mods are working in the Sarkessian threads and the Ferguson thread.
 
The original was something like "Do Americans really clap after every meal". Still it shows how ridiculous some foreigners' misconceptions about (some) Americans are. They really do think we all ride around WalMart in Rascals with M16s over our shoulders and a cart full of nothing but Hungry Man dinners.

This isn't actually what happens?

I don't believe you.
 
How does a thread title like this not earn a ban? So obviously inflammatory.

"Do people clap after a meal?" was the original title, which was subsequently edited to, "Do goofy ass Americans clap after a meal?," and then, "Do goofy fat ass Americans clap after a meal?", and then, "Do goofy, fat ass, less-educated Americans clap after a meal?," and now you see its current state.
 
"Do people clap after a meal?" was the original title, which was subsequently edited to, "Do goofy ass Americans clap after a meal?," and then, "Do goofy fat ass Americans clap after a meal?", and then, "Do goofy, fat ass, less-educated Americans clap after a meal?," and now you see its current state.
not really a fan of these joke thread titles to be honest.
 
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