Brother Justin: "Good afternoon Brother Thompson, how was your weekend?"
Brother Thompson: "Quite good dear brother Justin, I went fishing and spent some time outdoors. How was yours?"
Brother Justin: "I was rather busy with things at home. Tell me, did you hear of the great celebrity hacking that occurred with female actresses and models? Such a travesty I tell you, I hope the perpetrators are sent to the fiery depths of hell where they shall roast for all eternity."
Brother Thompson: "Yes I heard a bit, such a shame. Who was among the victims if I may ask?"
Brother Justin: "It matters not, it shouldn't matter if it was Melissa McCarthy or Kate Upton."
Brother Thompson: Kate Upton you say? Do you mean this Kate Upton?
Brother Justin: "WHY DOES IT MATTER, DO WISH TO COMMIT SIN AND VIEW HER PICTURES WITHOUT CONSENT!! IF YOU COMMIT SUCH A THING BROTHER THEN I AM SORRY FOR YOUR SAD SELF WITH YOUR FLACCID PENIS IN YOUR COLD HAND VIEWING UPON HER SANCTIMONIOUS IMAGE WITH YOUR DEAD EYES."
Brother Thompson: "SAVE ME BROTHER JUSTIN!!! I WISH TO VIEW IT SO BAD....... I mean cmon look at those curves, she's so gorgeous........... AWAY EVIL THOUGHTS, SAVE ME BROTHER JUSTIN, WHY CAN'T I PREFER ALTAR BOYS LIKE YOU!!!"
Brother Justin: "Fear not brother, give me your phone and your computer and I shall save you from your own dirty, vile soul."
Brother Thompson: "Thank you brother, you have saved me from my own dark and evil urges. Why was the Kim Kardashian sex tape so much easier to avoid than this?"
Brother Justin: "Fuck that bitch she just wanted the attention"