Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread XV: Kübler-Ross Edition

All will be forgiven - the clones, the landing lag, cutting the ice Climbers - if Bayonetta is announced tomorrow.
 
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The ESRB was just for the 3DS Version, so I think there could still be a chance Bayonetta might just be a trophy exclusive to the Wii U Version.
 
Bayonetta 2 information.

Nonsense.

"We are pleased to inform you that following an understanding with Sega, we have acquired the Bayonetta intellectual property, and we are very much looking forward on the next adventures of Bayonetta, exclusively on the WiiU and New 3DS.

Also, please take a look. /bow"

Then Smash trailer.

Enjoy your lightspeed travel to Thread XVI before launch.
 
Thus the magic of playing the 3DS version.

I'd like to be able to play with the little ones. If momma finds out bayo is in, that means kids can't play.

And don't bring up ZSS. You know darn well there's a huge difference.

I mean, soul calibur 4+ is banned in the house because of its portrayal of women.
 
Why? As someone w/ kids in the house, I too, do not want bayonetta in smash. I don't even want a trophy. That's like insta-ban from momma.
It could lead to an interesting discussion about how the human body is nothing to be ashamed of and that one can be beautiful in many different ways despite societal stigmas that arbitrarily govern how we present ourselves.

Alternately, if Bayo was in Smash she almost certainly wouldn't be stripping for any of her moves and thus wouldn't really be any worse than, say, ZSS.
 
Why? As someone w/ kids in the house, I too, do not want bayonetta in smash. I don't even want a trophy. That's like insta-ban from momma.

They wouldn't allow the game go beyond Rated T anyway.
She can do all the stuff the normal Bayonetta does just without the whole naked aspect of it. A toned down Bayonetta if you like.

Alternately, if Bayo was in Smash she almost certainly wouldn't be stripping for any of her moves and thus wouldn't really be any worse than, say, ZSS.

Basically this. A brunette ZSS.
 
I just don't want Bayo in the game because her anatomy is literally the worst I've ever seen, and this is coming from someone who frequents "Awesome" Fan Art.
 
I'd like to be able to play with the little ones. If momma finds out bayo is in, that means kids can't play.

And don't bring up ZSS. You know darn well there's a huge difference.

I mean, soul calibur 4+ is banned in the house because of its portrayal of women.

SC4 is also banned because it isn't SC2. So is Swimsuit Shulk gonna be banned at home for you?
 
It could lead to an interesting discussion about how the human body is nothing to be ashamed of and that one can be beautiful in many different ways despite societal stigmas that arbitrarily govern how we present ourselves.

Alternately, if Bayo was in Smash she almost certainly wouldn't be stripping for any of her moves and thus wouldn't really be any worse than, say, ZSS.

Well, you can take up that argument with her then, because she won't change her mind.

Also, 'toning down' bayonetta would make her not true to character, which would be incredibly lame. I love bayonetta, but it's rated M for a reason, and she won't let her kids near the game or her character.

SC4 is also banned because it isn't SC2. So is Swimsuit Shulk gonna be banned at home for you?

Why would he be? Maybe if he had crotch jiggle physics, or he thrusted his hips after attacks, or twirled around on a stripper pole.
 
I remember as a kid my parents only cared about the violence in games and not sexuality...then again as a kid I probably wouldn't have thought it anything special

but everyone is different i suppose
 
Guys, it's leaking...


...Bayonetta 2 that is. Just saw a post on /v/ that shows the Menu with the icons, and the options screen.
 
I remember as a kid my parents only cared about the violence in games and not sexuality...then again as a kid I probably wouldn't have thought it anything special

but everyone is different i suppose

It's just a cultural difference in the US. Growing up, my parents were totally cool with everything, but my girlfriend is different, raised differently, and has made a choice about how to raise her kids. I don't fully agree with it, but they're her kids, and I respect her decision on how she is choosing to raise them. I will not win the bayonetta argument.
 
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