I would like to take this time to say I despise the way GAF uses the word "salty" to describe being bitter and irritated. I never heard the term used that way until I joined GAF in May and I've been an active part of gaming forums since I was in junior high.
It's come up
a lot these last two pages. I hate it. Not just because I have a strong negative reaction to the phrase, but because it is used
constantly. Why does GAF use "salt" and "salty" so liberally? How did this term become so popular on this board? The reaction images, the self-description, the accusation: everyone is "salty" or "salted" about something.
Damn. I've never hated something so small so passionately before. Something so meaningless and should have zero affect on me makes my blood pressure
increase.
I read once that as you get older and your mind begins to crystallize its your favorite patterns or perspectives you become involuntarily resistant to new things. Maybe it bothers me so much because I've been part of the Smash hype cycle for a long time and this
phrase that wasn't here seven years ago is now. So my brain hates it because for the first time on the internet there is a new term everybody uses that I wasn't part of. Especially because it's in a community I've always been part of.
It's like that episode of Spongebob when Pearl and all her friends describe cool things as "coral." That's how you all sound to me. I am the disconnected Mr. Krabs.